Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Emotionally honest: Openly shares intense feelings about self-harm and breaking points, e.g. “Im at my fucking breaking point this js the worst ive felt kn my entire life”.
- Self-aware: Recognizes addictions, mental health issues, and social media effects, e.g. “Lowkey alcoholic weed dependent and nicotine addict but when youre so far into depression/derealization/the bottomless pits of hell what do you even do” and “I spend like maybe 30 mins on social media everyday and my mental health is still fucked so what now”.
- Compassionate: Defends others’ struggles and expression, e.g. “I’m an advocate for dressing however the fuck you want. Doesn’t matter if you show fresh cuts. Your struggles deserve to be heard, to be taken seriously.”.
- Dedicated caretaker: Shows strong responsibility for pets, even using them as a reason to stay alive, e.g. “Talked myself out of suicide by remembering im the only one who can care for my fish” and multiple detailed fish-tank tweets.
- Humoristic resilience: Uses humor and self-deprecation to cope with stress, e.g. “Last day at this fucking job shitting on the clock in spite of them” and “I need a clone of myself to keep drunk me on a leash…”.
Weaknesses:
- Self-destructive: Engages in and romanticizes self-harm, e.g. “Cutting just feels so good how am I supposed to stop when it feels so fucking good” and “Cutting is lowkey fun i love seeing the blood and scabs/scars… its wonderful”.
- Substance dependence: Heavy reliance on alcohol, nicotine, and weed, e.g. “Lowkey alcoholic weed dependent and nicotine addict” and repeated drinking tweets like “Put in my two weeks at my gas station job celebrating tonight with a fresh handle of vodka”.
- Work-life imbalance: Overwork and job misery heavily affect mood, e.g. “Im gonna be working 60+ hours a week bruh i hate this country” and “Bruh today and tomorrow i work 6 12 then 2 10 actually just fucking kill me”.
- Body-image fixation: Preoccupation with weight and eating, sometimes in pro-ED ways, e.g. “How did three wings and some fries fill me up… am i the best ana……..” and “I get called tiny… but my bmi is literally overweight so i don’t believe them… i cant help but feel like an overweight pig everyday”.
- Crisis isolation: Feels unsupported or disillusioned with formal help, e.g. “Texted 988 as if thatll do anything lmao” and preference for venting online or to AI over sustained human support.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
They’re most like Lisa Simpson: thoughtful, self-analytical, and overwhelmed by how much they feel and notice. Like Lisa, they have strong opinions and moral takes, e.g. defending self-expression in “Retweet for the tl. I’m an advocate for dressing however the fuck you want. Doesn’t matter if you show fresh cuts. Your struggles deserve to be heard, to be taken seriously.” and critiquing social/healthcare access in “Is this a safe space to say i do fw self diagnosis bc healthcare and diagnoses are expensive as hell and not everyone has access to those resources”. Their bio and pinned interests show niche, hyper-specific fixations (fish, cartoons, personality typology) that mirror Lisa’s nerdy obsessions and need to dive deep: “* ‧̍̊˙· 𓆝.° ｡˚𓆛˚｡ °.𓆞 ·˙‧̍̊ Dr Shrimp : 19 : utero american… multifandom , #1 yellowfang supporter… i love fish and wolves and om nom and cars the franchise”. At the same time, their depression, self-harm, and addiction struggles—like in “Im at my fucking breaking point this js the worst ive felt kn my entire life” and “Lowkey alcoholic weed dependent and nicotine addict but when youre so far into depression/derealization/the bottomless pits of hell what do you even do”—echo Lisa’s darker, often hidden episodes where she feels isolated and misunderstood. Even their moment of deciding against suicide by thinking of their fish in “Talked myself out of suicide by remembering im the only one who can care for my fish” matches Lisa’s tendency to anchor herself in responsibility and compassion for others (or animals) as a reason to keep going.
Your MBTI personality Type
ISTJ
They explicitly self-identify as ISTJ in their own bio: “* ‧̍̊˙· 𓆝... istj 1w2 127 lii vlef roai neutral good”, which is a strong starting point. Their tweeting style supports Introversion: they talk about low interaction and liking to “tweet into the void” with little social pressure, e.g. “Lowkey replaced instagram addiction with twitter addiction… i love tweeting into the void theres no pressure bc no one interacts”, and they struggle socially, noting autism and social anxiety limit them to a small circle, as in “people like me a whole lot more when I act like myself but autism and social anxiety literally prevent me from being myself around anyone other than like my bf and my 3 closest friends”. Their focus on concrete, bodily experiences and work details (hours, weight, food, substances) fits Sensing, for example “Who wouldve thought standing 10+ hours a day the past week would make my legs hurt” and “Ive had exactly 3/4ths a burrito all week and its catching up to me at work”. The Thinking/Feeling axis is mixed: they show strong emotional expression and empathy, such as “Shame kills, compassion saves.” and their advocacy for people showing fresh cuts in public “Your struggles deserve to be heard, to be taken seriously.”, but their humor is blunt and sometimes morbidly analytical (e.g., “Being a writer means you gotta experience things yourself. Like sh’ing with a fork to figure out how the character would do it.”), which aligns with a T-type who still has strong feelings. Finally, they exhibit Judging traits through talk of schedules, time limits, and work structure—complaining about 60+ hour weeks and back-to-back shifts, like “Bruh today and tomorrow i work 6 12 then 2 10 actually just fucking kill me” and “Put a time limit on insta just to have to put a time limit on twitter”—showing awareness of planning and structure even when they feel overwhelmed. Combining their self-report with these behavioral patterns, ISTJ is the best-fitting MBTI type.
Some pickup lines for you
- If two male fish in glass tanks can make one change sex, what are the odds that you and I in the same room could change each other’s lives? Purely for science, of course, Dr Shrimp Puerto Rico.
- You talked yourself out of suicide by remembering your fish, and honestly that’s the most hardcore ‘neutral good’ thing I’ve ever seen. If you ever need one more reason to stick around, I volunteer as tribute.
- You stood 10+ hours a day at that gas station, worked 60+ hour weeks, THEN quit and celebrated with a handle of vodka—plot twist: the real #1 Yellowfang supporter was the overworked, slightly drunk main character all along. Can I guest star in season 2 of your life?
- You saved your fish from a leaking tank, dismantled the whole aquarium, and called him ‘in his prison cell’—lowkey, I trust someone who rescues mollies more than any therapist. Want to tell me about Dr Shrimp while we ignore all our other responsibilities together?
- You: accidentally losing weight, half a burrito all week, calling yourself ‘fat’ while everyone else calls you tiny. Me: ready to take you out for spicy nuggets and then gently bully you into actually eating them while I hype you up the whole time.
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Your new Twitter bio
19 • writer, fish keeper & chronic overthinker. Once dismantled an entire tank at 3am so my mollies wouldn’t leak with it. Here to vent, learn, survive.– @transfishexist
Your signature cocktail
Dr Shrimp’s Bottomless Tank
This cocktail starts with a heavy vodka shot for their proudly chaotic drinking arcs, like “Put in my two weeks at my gas station job celebrating tonight with a fresh handle of vodka 🤤🤤🤤🤤” and “Alr took 8 shots… resorting to the white claws i saved since fucking august 😭😭😭😭”. Spicy ginger beer brings the burn and bite of their self-destructive humor and SH talk, nodding to posts like “Cutting just feels so good how am I supposed to stop when it feels so fucking good” and “Being a writer means you gotta experience things yourself. Like sh’ing with a fork to figure out how the character would do it.”. A splash of blue curaçao represents Dr Shrimp Puerto Rico and their fish obsession, echoing “My fish Dr Shrimp Puerto Rico in his prison cell until i get a new tank today” and their bio about gender-bending aquarium science. The fresh lime cuts through with sharp, depressive honesty and dark wit, like “I spend like maybe 30 mins on social media everyday and my mental health is still fucked so what now”. Finally, a dash of saline/sea salt salutes the ocean, their tears, and their survival instinct—staying alive for the fish as in “Talked myself out of suicide by remembering im the only one who can care for my fish” and their belief that “ai should be used for helpful things, like last minute resorts instead of SH or death.”
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
This user consistently shows a strong sense of loyalty and care, especially toward animals and loved ones. They literally talked themselves out of suicide by focusing on responsibility for their pets, saying they “Talked myself out of suicide by remembering im the only one who can care for my fish”, which reflects classic Hufflepuff dedication and caretaking. They work grueling hours and still push through, noting “Im gonna be working 60+ hours a week bruh i hate this country” and shifts like “today and tomorrow i work 6 12 then 2 10 actually just fucking kill me”, showing perseverance and work ethic despite hating the situation. Their compassion and fairness come through when they defend struggling people’s visibility, saying “I’m an advocate for dressing however the fuck you want. Doesn’t matter if you show fresh cuts. Your struggles deserve to be heard, to be taken seriously”. Even in despair, they think about others and express gratitude, as in “I wrote a note to evergone in my family thanking them for their love”, highlighting their underlying kindness and appreciation of close bonds. While they have moments of dark humor and impulsivity, the dominant throughline is loyalty, caretaking, and endurance, which aligns most closely with Hufflepuff.
Your movie
Your song
Bury a Friend - Billie Eilish
A well-fitting song for them is Bury a Friend by Billie Eilish, which blends dark humor, self-destructive impulses, and an eerie kind of vulnerability—very similar to the way they talk about themselves online. They frequently frame their pain and self-harm in a morbid, almost curious way, like when they say “Cutting is lowkey fun i love seeing the blood and scabs/scars and seeing the fat beneath my skin… like morbid curiosity but inflicted upon myself… its wonderful” and “Like at least five little chunks of fat came off during cutting, but at least I’m losing weight”, which matches the song’s fixation on bodily harm and horror imagery. The song’s themes of exhaustion, depression, and being haunted by your own mind mirror their posts like “Im at my fucking breaking point this js the worst ive felt kn my entire life” and “Me vs my brain who will win”. At the same time, there’s a self-aware, sardonic tone—seen in “Bruh today and tomorrow i work 6 12 then 2 10 actually just fucking kill me this vodka isnt enough” and “Lowkey alcoholic weed dependent and nicotine addict but when youre so far into depression/derealization/the bottomless pits of hell what do you even do”—that aligns with the way Bury a Friend turns inner turmoil into something artful and unsettling rather than straightforwardly inspirational. Their attachment to their fish and dark, niche interests, like “Talked myself out of suicide by remembering im the only one who can care for my fish” and the trans fish bio, fit the song’s vibe of being kept tethered to life by strange, almost uncanny details.
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