Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Artistic creativity: Alex is a traditional artist who draws characters like Aventurine and shares "an Aventurine sketch I made in an attempt to cope."
- Strong convictions: He is vocal about his values, specifically regarding "the transphobic executive order Trump signed" and anti-AI sentiments.
- Historical literacy: He corrects misinformation regarding fascist symbols, noting "There is no actual historical record of such a salute being used in Rome."
- Animal lover: He shows affection for pets, introducing his cat "CARWASH" and asking for name suggestions for others.
- Community protection: He maintains clear boundaries for his space, instructing others to "read my DNI! Then reread it!" to exclude proshippers.
Weaknesses:
- Poor self-care: He admits to neglecting basic needs, realizing he "didn't eat all day yesterday bc I forgot."
- Hyper-fixated aggression: He uses intense language regarding his interests, claiming he "will make it everyone else's problem" in his bio.
- Extreme horniness: He posts highly graphic sexual fantasies, such as wanting a character to "bend me over every piece of furniture."
- Impulsive sociality: He struggles with post-control, noting his "hand keeps hovering over that post button" despite trying to refrain.
- Elitist attitude: He gatekeeps his hobbies, stating "90% of hsr players don't play the game they say they're fans of."
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
Alex embodies Lisa Simpson's specific blend of high-intellect social activism, artistic passion, and occasional existential despair. Like Lisa, they are fiercely political and uncompromising in their values, seen when they call out historical inaccuracies and fascism, noting “Not the idiots in the comments thinking this is a 'roman salute.' ... Its a fucking nazi salute and everyone knows it.” They share Lisa's artistic temperament, often using their creative output to cope with the world, as shown in “I'm in horrible pain, so have an Aventurine sketch I made in an attempt to cope.” Furthermore, Alex reflects Lisa's frustration with being surrounded by 'vile' or 'dumb' people in various communities, famously lamenting, “Ya'll are another level of dumb sometimes jfc 😭🙏 Imagine seeing a harmless joke and getting this pressed.”
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
Alex exhibits Extroversion (E) through their high-energy, 'insane' social presence and constant engagement with 'oomfies,' even planning to “sit in the car w my phone plugged in and farming” just to stay connected. Their Intuition (N) is evident in their focus on fandom archetypes and symbolic 'brainrot' rather than reality, often making abstract connections like comparing a bad hat to “anal beads out of clay using their feet”. They lean heavily toward Feeling (F), making decisions based on intense emotional attachments to characters and reacting with raw, unfiltered vulnerability to political news, stating “I keep crying, man. This shit is pathetic asf”. Finally, their Perceiving (P) trait shows in their chaotic, spontaneous lifestyle, admiting to forgetting basic needs like eating and joking “Do i have to set alarms to remind myself to eat now?” while jumping between three different fandoms in six months.
Some pickup lines for you
- Are you Aventurine? Because I’m ready to be your #1 problem and let you bend me over every piece of furniture in my apartment.
- I promise I’m more than just 'peak game'—I’m willing to be the Nishiki to your Kiryu, but I’ll actually make sure you get that shower scene you’ve been looking for.
- If you’re the Nishiki Pussy Prophet, then call me a disciple, because I’m ready to worship at your altar and defend your honor like you’re my favorite HSR character.
- I may not be Dr. Ratio, but I’d happily let you get suffocated by my affection—no AI slop, just 100% traditional sketching and genuine vibes.
- Is your name Hotaru? Because I’m ready to make all your problems disappear and treat you like the host of my heart.
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Your new Twitter bio
Alex | Transmasc artist & RPG enthusiast. Specializing in traditional sketches and passionate discourse on game scripts. I once tried to rizz up a host and failed.– @Transmothman69
Your signature cocktail
The Golden Gambler’s Sin-Sational Tonic
This cocktail is as chaotic and 'edgy' as Alex himself, leaning into a bold, experimental style that mirrors his “inappropriate thoughts about Aventurines boss form”. The spicy agave captures his tendency to be the “freakiest in every fandom”, while the gold flakes honor the 'darling pookie' he has “withdrawals” from. The bitter amaro represents his valid frustration with “AI slop” and the “transphobic executive order” that dampens his mood. Finally, the blue curaçao serves as a tribute to his status as the “NUMBER ONE HOTARU FAN”, making the drink a vibrant, high-stakes blend of gacha luck and Yakuza grit.
Your Hogwarts House
Gryffindor
Alex exhibits the classic Gryffindor trait of fiery advocacy and standing up for their beliefs, even when it involves conflict. They demonstrate bravery and a protective nature, stating “I'm ready to defend this one character w my life”, and they are unafraid to confront social issues head-on, such as when they barked “Open your damn eyes” at those denying fascist imagery. Their impulsiveness and disregard for personal risk are highlighted by their claim that “If someone threatened to doxx me, I'd probably post it anyway lmao”. Ultimately, their loud, unfiltered personality and willingness to be “the freakiest in every fandom” to fill a perceived role showcases a bold, lion-hearted spirit.
Your movie
Your song
Pink in the Night - Mitski
Alex’s online persona is defined by an intense, almost feverish devotion to his fictional 'pookies,' mirroring the desperate yearning found in Pink in the Night. He openly admits to being 'insane about Aventurine and will make it everyone else's problem' and describes his attraction with visceral hyperfixation, such as his “Aventurine withdrawals” and the urge to be “suffocated” by his favorites. The song’s theme of repeating a name until it loses meaning fits his habit of “sketching traditionally” his muses to cope with 'horrible pain.' Furthermore, Alex recently asked for Mitski recommendations, and this track perfectly captures the 'freaky' yet deeply emotional vulnerability he displays when oscillating between horny posting and political anxiety.
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