Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Emotionally expressive: Open about strong feelings, e.g. “OHHHH AND THERES TEARS EVERYWHERE AND IM CRYING” and “imtweakijg imtweakinf out geniunely im forming tears inmy eyes”.
- Affectionate friend: Shows care for oomfs and irls, like “wish me luck🥹” and “luv u all”.
- Creative fandom: Engages deeply with media and OCs, e.g. Homestuck and BFDI roleplay in “4 homestuck roleplay” and designs like “what if I redesign the uu quart”.
- Humorous self‑aware: Uses self-deprecating humor knowingly, such as “dude being smart but stupid is so chud” and “20 likes... yeah thats a hit tweet”.
- Supportive communicator: Amplifies others and shares enthusiasm, e.g. “Spreading the word🥹” and quoting friends’ posts with emotional support like “GOOD🥹🥹 MORNING🥹🥹🥹”.
Weaknesses:
- Impulsive posting: Tweets frequently in heightened emotion, e.g. rapid fear spiral in “Oh ym god someone holdme im scared” and “Im shakingbro theres so many ways this csn go”.
- Self‑destructive jokes: Uses extreme harm references casually, like “JM GONNAKILL MYSELF.” and “having shot .yself”.
- Sleep neglect: Frequently mentions very little rest, e.g. “Slept at 2 wokeuo at 6 i hate everything” and short sleep in “see u all in 4 3 hours”.
- Social anxiety: Directly notes difficulty interacting, like “Even myself. That wss terifying 🥹” and coping by “just send a cat gif and hppe they respond”.
- Platform attachment: Ties mood strongly to social media, e.g. “Tiktok shadowbanned is my life even worth it bro” and distress over tweet volume in “from like 500 tweets… 2 almost 11k now”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
They read, overthink, and get intensely attached to niche media in a very Lisa-like way, endlessly spiraling about Homestuck, BFDI, and parodies, like when they say they’re "gonna dtart calling six sn annoying alien just 2 piss him off" and overanalyze characters and numbers in posts such as "Ok using tbe numbers in this post 12/4 is 3, and 3+4 is 7. What number have they been saying a lot? 6... 67🥹🥹🥹🥹." Their strong emotional reactions to stories and representation, like "Leave the bfdi community 4 awhile come bacj and TWO IS EXCELLENT DEPPRESSION REPRESENTATION AND ONE IS EVERYTJING I LIKE IN A CHARAVTER. JM GONNAKILL MYSELF.", mirror Lisa’s tendency to see media as deeply personal and politically meaningful. They’re also clearly academically capable but self-deprecating and anxious about school, saying "dude being smart but stupid is so chud cause wdym im already scoring college level bs im like negative 5 and have 2 iq" and stressing over tests like "I have a math test in 2 classes… please wish me luck🥹," which fits Lisa’s gifted-but-stressed student energy. Their social anxiety and desire to connect gently—"whenever im 2 nervous 2 talk 2 oomf i lowk just send a cat gif and hppe they respond"—also line up with Lisa’s awkward but earnest attempts to make friends. Finally, their mix of activism/symbology (Palestine and Venezuela flags in bio), intense fandom engagement, and emotional sensitivity to others’ words ("'Should I jist starve' DONTEVEN CHST 2ME DUDDE😭😭😭") matches Lisa’s blend of political conscience, niche passions, and big feelings.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They lean Introvert (I): many tweets describe internal states and anxiety rather than big socializing, like “yk I think everyone forgets how bad my social anxiety is. Even myself. That wss terifying 🥹” and coping online instead of in-person, e.g. “whenever im 2 nervous 2 talk 2 oomf i lowk just send a cat gif and hppe they respond”. Their focus is strongly Intuitive (N): they obsess over media symbolism and patterns, such as number connections in Homestuck (“Ok using tbe numbers in this post 12/4 is 3, and 3+4 is 7. What number have they been saying a lot? 6... 67🥹🥹🥹🥹”) and talk about hypothetical scenarios like wishing for magical transformations (“wish madoka magica was real cause I would wish 2 be biologically a boy and then kill every terrible person and then become a witch”). They are clearly Feeling (F) over Thinking: decisions and reactions are framed through emotion, e.g. “'Should I jist starve' DONTEVEN CHST 2ME DUDDE😭😭😭 aster after getting emotional and sad after a probably joke sentence” and intense, empathetic responses to characters: “This is hurting em so bad cause I used 2 have this exact same thought process,, Oh godkat im gonna kill u but in a positive way”. Finally, they seem Perceiving (P): their life is spontaneous and somewhat chaotic rather than strictly planned, like cramming media and impulsive projects (“Wait im having a vision give me 20 minutes” and “Strawpage coming soon,, when I stsrt it,, which is soon,, maybe,,, no clue”), plus joking about poor structure in schoolwork (“670 word essay isnt even an essay thats actually such little room 2 type anything🥹”). Putting this together, their emotional intensity, inner-focused tweeting, love of symbolism and fictional worlds, and loose, flexible approach to plans best fit INFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- You said you were ‘dtm (down 2 meow)’ — so if I send you a nervous cat gif, can that count as me asking you out instead of just coping with social anxiety?
- You’re mid Act 5 Act 2 in Homestuck and already crying over ‘Change your fate’—should I wait until Cascade to shoot my shot, or do you accept romantic side‑quests between panels?
- You left the BFDI community and came back to find Two as depression rep and One as everything you like in a character… bold take, but have you considered adding ‘this guy who likes you’ to your favorite object lineup?
- You stayed in school choir rehearsal till 5:30 and still called yourself ‘little choid boy’—if you ever need a duet partner, I promise I’ll match pitch and your level of unhinged tweeting.
- You joked about wishing Madoka Magica was real so you could be biologically a boy and become a witch—if that contract included ‘also gets someone who thinks he’s really cool and wants to hold his hand during bloodmoney drops,’ would you sign?
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Your new Twitter bio
Aster • he/him • student, choir kid & chronic overthinker. Drawing, Homestuck, BFDI & Bloodmoney brainrot. Once almost drank mystery liquid for $1.– @transsquiddo
Your signature cocktail
The Bloodmoney Bite of ‘26
This drink starts with strawberry vodka for their chaotic sweetness and hyper-online affection, inspired by flirty chaos like “do you like girls.” and endless oomf drama. A sharp espresso shot (or strong cold brew) captures their exhausted but unstoppable grind, from school stress and rehearsals to tweets like “sorry 4 the inactivity 2day 🥹 was at school till 5:30 🥹 little choid boy had rehearsal” and “Slept at 2 wokeuo at 6 i hate everything😭”. Cherry cola reduction syrup represents their nostalgic, fandom-soaked brain—doomscrolling, Homestuck, BFDI, TOH, and posts like “Leave the bfdi community 4 awhile come bacj and TWO IS EXCELLENT DEPPRESSION REPRESENTATION…”. A dash of chili bitters embodies the dramatic, sometimes dark humor (“im gonna kill u but in a positive way”) and intense emotional spikes like “Im shakingbro theres so many ways this csn go” and “Im not over this and I need everyone 2 know”. Finally, edible glitter/shimmer nods to their trans, catboy-coded, sparklecore vibe—down 2 meow energy from “dtm (down 2 meow)” and all the “goodnyaight/goodmorning everynyan” posts, making the cocktail as loud and shiny as their timeline.
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
They consistently show warmth, attachment, and a strong pull toward people and communities, which is very Hufflepuff-coded. Their affection for oomfs and friends is overt and loyal, like when they say they’re “Spreading the word🥹” about a cause or friend-related thing “Spreading the word🥹” and when they gush over duos with others, calling a friend-pairing a “10/10” “Before I sleep im rating duos I have with oomfs… Breezemittens: 🥹 10/10”. They’re also persistently hardworking and self-deprecating about it, complaining about school and rehearsals but still going (“little choid boy had rehearsal” “sorry 4 the inactivity 2day 🥹 was at school till 5:30 🥹 little choid boy had rehearsal” and “Im in so much pain get me oitta ts rehersal” “Im in so much pain get me oitta ts rehersal”). Their empathy shows in how deeply they react to others’ emotional posts, like crying over someone’s line about starving “'Should I jist starve' DONTEVEN CHST 2ME DUDDE😭😭😭 aster after getting emotional and sad after a probably joke sentence”, and in wanting people to be kind to their creations “They were born yestrday pls be nicr 2 them”. While they display some Gryffindor-ish dramatics (“Deleting school 2 focus more on bloodmoney🥹” “Deleting school 2 focus more on bloodmoney🥹”), their core traits are loyalty, emotional care for others, and a willingness to keep grinding through discomfort—classic Hufflepuff qualities.
Your movie
Your song
boy - charlieonnafriday
Aster’s whole presence centers around trans boyhood and wanting to be understood as a guy, which fits the yearning and self-affirming vibe of boy. Their bio lists their pronouns and a trans flag, and they tweet about gender in a raw, dramatic way, like wishing in a Madoka Magica universe to be “biologically a boy” and then become a witch: “wish madoka magica was real cause I would wish 2 be biologically a boy and then kill every terrible person and then become a witch”. They’re emotional, online, and extremely attached to their hyperfixations (Homestuck, BFDI, Bloodmoney), oscillating between joking about death and sincere overwhelm, like “Im shakingbro theres so many ways this csn go” and “This is hurting em so bad cause I used 2 have this exact same thought process,, Oh godkat im gonna kill u but in a positive way”. The song’s mix of vulnerable self-image, wanting to be seen, and messy teen feelings matches tweets like “yk I think everyone forgets how bad my social anxiety is. Even myself. That wss terifying 🥹”. Overall, boy captures that blend of gender affirmation, insecurity, and intense, very online teenage emotion that runs through their timeline.
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