Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Emotionally honest: Openly shares feelings about guilt, regret, and exhaustion in tweets like “eu não tenho paz pqp, se eu tivesse a chance de volta exatamente 1 ano atrás…” and “a cada dia eu fico mais esgotado mentalmente”.
- Affectionate friend: Shows deep care for friends, especially Isac, in tweets like “se deus existe agradeço ele por ter feito o isac ser meu melhor amigo eu amo ele” and playful posts like “isac acha que pode sair com outros amigos além de mim”.
- Romantic minded: Values love and emotional connection, asking “qual a graça de sexo sem amor?” and longing for shared symbols like “queria ter um 'nossa música' com alguém”.
- Self-aware: Recognizes own role in problems, as in “se eu nn tivesse fudido com tudo teria alguém pra por minha cabeça no lugar” and “mesmo depois de tudo eu so sei pedir desculpas”.
- Humorous cynical: Uses sarcasm and dark humor while commenting on life and people, like “quando você sabe que o dono da conta é de israel mas não pode provar” and laughing reactions such as “KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK”.
Weaknesses:
- Substance overuse: Frequent references to alcohol and drugs, including [“perfil alcoólico”] in bio and tweets like “primeiro você usa em um fim de semana qualquer dps voce se ve sendo dependente disso” and “acabei de fumar o bagulho mais tenebroso da minha vida”.
- Harsh aggressiveness: Uses extremely aggressive language toward others, for example “filha da puta” and the hostile quote about “macumba” in “Eu te desafio a fazer uma macumba agora pra minha mãe morrer sua puta mal comida”.
- Emotional volatility: Swings between love and despair, as seen in “quando eu bebo eu bebo muito quando eu amo eu amo muito” and “é todo dia a mesma merda não aguento mais”.
- Self-deprecation: Speaks of self as deserving pain or being a “monster,” like “talvez eu mereça estar passando por isso” and “mas o monstro sou eu”.
- Judgmental tone: Often talks down about others, such as “mulheres vazias que não agregam em nada na minha vida” and mocking people as “branquinho que faz de tudo pra ser diferente” in this tweet.
Your Simpsons character
Bart Simpson
The user most closely matches Bart Simpson: rebellious, sarcastic, and constantly oscillating between chaos and sincere emotion. Like Bart, they lean into trouble and substances, joking about drinking and drugs in posts such as “quando eu bebo eu bebo muito quando eu amo eu amo muito” and “primeiro você usa em um fim de semana qualquer dps voce se ve sendo dependente disso”. They also show edgy, confrontational humor and anger, for example “o cara ta escrevendo normal mas a fudida carente quer um pouco de atenção no Twitter, se o cara ta te incomodando bloqueia filha da puta” and the aggressive quoted rant about “macumba” in “Eu te desafio a fazer uma macumba agora pra minha mãe morrer sua puta mal comida”. At the same time, there’s a vulnerable side under the attitude, visible in posts like “quando tudo que eu queria era conversar com alguém e falar tudo que sinto, mas quem eu queria que ouvisse ja não deve se importar mais” and “se deus existe agradeço ele por ter feito o isac ser meu melhor amigo eu amo ele”. This mix of mischief, self-destruction, dark humor, and underlying affection is very Bart-like, more than Homer’s cluelessness, Lisa’s earnest idealism, or Marge’s responsibility.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They lean Introvert: despite being active online, their tweets center on inner feelings and a small circle, e.g. craving one real connection: “quando tudo que eu queria era conversar com alguém e falar tudo que sinto, mas quem eu queria que ouvisse ja não deve se importar mais” and focusing intensely on one best friend: “se deus existe agradeço ele por ter feito o isac ser meu melhor amigo eu amo ele”. They seem more Intuitive than Sensing, often framing life in abstract, poetic terms like “quando a gente é jovem acha que tudo é pra sempre”, “um dia é ótimo e no outro é escuridão”, and “the stars collide when you and i intertwine for the first time”, rather than focusing on concrete facts. The Feeling preference is clear: they prioritize emotions, relationships, and hurt, as in “quando eu penso que tenho amigos de vdd mas o isac foi o único a postar foto comigo no meu aniversário”, “qual a graça de sexo sem amor?”, and deep guilt and shame in “eu não tenho paz pqp, se eu tivesse a chance de volta exatamente 1 ano atrás… sem me drogar, sem beber… sem que minha mãe tenha nojo de mim por ter me tornado assim”. Their style is more Perceiving than Judging: impulsive, in-the-moment choices about drugs and alcohol (“lsd é interessante”, “quando eu bebo eu bebo muito quando eu amo eu amo muito”), and frequent mood swings like “um dia é ótimo e no outro é escuridão”, rather than structured planning. Taken together—intense inner emotional life, poetic/idealistic language, longing for deep connection, and a somewhat chaotic, go-with-the-flow lifestyle—this profile most closely matches INFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- You said ‘qual a graça de sexo sem amor?’ — I don’t know, but we could at least find out the grace of Bauhaus, Lana del Rey and a little beer on a Sunday together first.
- You wanna thrash Megadeth on full volume and drink a lot of beer; I wanna be the reason you tweet ‘puta álbum’ and ‘puta noite’ on the same day.
- You wrote ‘quando a gente é jovem acha que tudo é pra sempre’ — I don’t promise forever, but I can promise that if we kiss in the rain, you’ll at least remember it every time it storms.
- If LSD is ‘interessante’ and cogumelo night was legendary, imagine the trip of farming aura with me while we scream ‘deus do trovão que rompe os céus’ at an Obituary show.
- You said ‘quando eu bebo eu bebo muito quando eu amo eu amo muito’ — I’m not afraid of excess; drink with me, love with me, and let’s give your timeline something better than ‘é todo dia a mesma merda’ to talk about.
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Metalhead with a soft spot for Bauhaus, pamonha, and overthinking. Once almost slept on the street after ‘just one drink’ and turned it into a life reset.– @Trashwzard
Your signature cocktail
Perfil Alcoólico Aura Bomb
This drink hits like someone who tweets “quando eu bebo eu bebo muito quando eu amo eu amo muito”, so it starts with overproof dark rum to match the intensity and chaos of their nights. The herbal bitterness of Jägermeister/amaro mirrors the mental exhaustion and self‑blame in posts like “a cada dia eu fico mais esgotado mentalmente” and “talvez eu mereça estar passando por isso”. Strawberry gin is a nod to the softer, romantic side that shows up when they say things like “eu amo meu namorado @babyhaxy lindo ❤️” and joke about “gin de morango” in “'ô, o gin de morango ta ligando'”. Cold brew coffee keeps it moody and dark, like smoking and listening to melancholic music in “fumando tabaco e ouvindo lana del rey pq nós não é de ferro” and “ouvindo bauhaus aqui”. Finally, a dash of absinthe represents the flirtation with drugs and the slightly unhinged, mystical edge behind “lsd é interessante” and “o diabo ja não faz mais a minha mente”, turning the whole thing into a chaotic but oddly romantic spell.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
The clearest through‑line in @Trashwzard’s posts is intense self‑preservation mixed with a sharp, sometimes ruthless edge that fits Slytherin. They openly acknowledge destructive habits and the way they escalated — “primeiro você usa em um fim de semana qualquer dps voce se ve sendo dependente disso” — and wish they could strategically undo that whole path, saying they’d go back a year and avoid drugs, alcohol and certain people so their mother wouldn’t feel disgusted with them: “se eu tivesse a chance de volta exatamente 1 ano atrás, voltaria, sem me drogar, sem beber, sem conhecer pessoas que espalham coisas pessoais minhas”. There’s also a strong us‑vs‑them mentality and willingness to attack others harshly when they feel provoked or see hypocrisy, like calling someone a “carente” seeking attention instead of just blocking: “se o cara ta te incomodando bloqueia filha da puta”, or mocking a “branquinho que faz de tudo pra ser diferente querendo forçar ser minoria” as “cômico” for performative identity work: “branquinho que faz de tudo pra ser diferente querendo forçar ser minoria é cômico”. Their humor leans dark and provocative, including cheering for violent outcomes toward Israel in a way that reads as deliberately incendiary rather than diplomatic: “cade meu isreal sendo explodida de Natal? você me deve!”. At the same time, they show intense loyalty and possessiveness toward a very small inner circle — especially Isac, whom they call their best friend and praise almost reverently: “se deus existe agradeço ele por ter feito o isac ser meu melhor amigo eu amo ele”, and jokingly complain when he spends time with other friends: “isac acha que pode sair com outros amigos além de mim”. This combination of self‑protective regret, sharp tongue, intense but selective loyalty, and willingness to cross lines for effect aligns much more with Slytherin’s ambition, resourcefulness and edge than with the other houses.
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Creep - Radiohead
A well‑known song that fits them best is Creep by Radiohead. They explicitly show they listen to Radiohead in a self-aware, almost defensive way, saying “sim eu escuto radiohead como descobriu?”, which already ties them to the band’s introspective, alienated vibe. Many tweets reflect feeling mentally exhausted and out of place, like “a cada dia eu fico mais esgotado mentalmente” and “é todo dia a mesma merda não aguento mais”, echoing the song’s themes of self-loathing and not fitting in. Their regret and desire to rewind life, in “se eu tivesse a chance de volta exatamente 1 ano atrás, voltaria, sem me drogar, sem beber… sem que minha mãe tenha nojo de mim por ter me tornado assim”, line up with the song’s heavy guilt and self-criticism. Even their romantic frustration and longing, as in “será que eu devo tentar ou deixar ir” and “quando eu bebo eu bebo muito quando eu amo eu amo muito”, fit the emotional desperation of Creep’s narrator.
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