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Like the owner of Herman's Military Antiques, Trassel is a military enthusiast obsessed with historical weaponry and national pride, frequently sharing art of “Finnish Sturmgewehr” and “Panzerfaust!”. Both exhibit a highly nationalistic and right-wing worldview, with Trassel posting a checklist of “Fascism is when: Safe, clean streets... People wearing matching uniforms”. Herman’s cynical, anti-government edge is mirrored in Trassel's aggressive rhetoric, such as demanding to “Hang that TSA agent now!”. Ultimately, they share a niche obsession with alternate history and the aesthetic of 20th-century warfare.

Your MBTI personality Type
Trassel exhibits Extroversion (E) through high social engagement, frequently interacting with 'moots' and even randomly meeting local artists to share art. Their profile leans toward Intuition (N), characterized by an interest in alt-history and theoretical concepts like Agartha. The Thinking (T) preference is seen in their blunt, often provocative humor and logical deconstructions, such as their sarcastic definition of fascism. Finally, a Perceiving (P) trait is evident in their spontaneous 'doodling' habits and a flexible, irreverent approach to social norms, exemplified by jokes about Klan members with Tourette's.

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Finnish artist blending military history with digital illustration. Once had a physics manuscript published; now I just draw the girls who operate the artillery.– @trasselvardias

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This drink is as strong and uncompromising as a “Finnish Sturmgewehr”, blending the creator’s national pride with a punchy, experimental edge. The high-proof vodka honors their “military artist” persona, while the bitter berries reflect a worldview where “national pride” and discipline are paramount. The dark glaze represents their playful geopolitical trolling—“I have 710 reasons for your OIL”—and the sharp garnish is a nod to their “Panzerfaust!” energy. It is the official toast for anyone looking to “repopulate Finngolia” or simply draw “anime cuties” in a matching uniform.

Your Hogwarts House
Trassel exhibits the classic Slytherin trait of being highly protective of their 'in-group' while maintaining a sharp, exclusionary edge toward outsiders, as seen in their defense of the Finnish flag: “If this flag offends you, then you are definitely on the wrong side of history”. Their resourcefulness and ambition are channeled through a distinct 'military artist' brand that prioritizes national pride and discipline, famously claiming “Fascism is when... Discipline and national pride”. They demonstrate a cunning, provocative wit, such as when they joke about “my plan to repopulate Finngolia” or use self-preservation tactics by “temporarily opening dms” to connect with silent fans. Ultimately, their fixation on power dynamics, heritage, and unconventional 'based' aesthetics aligns perfectly with the house of ambition and tradition.

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This iconic Finnish folk tune embodies Trassel’s intense national pride and their fascination with military history, particularly the era of the Winter and Continuation Wars. Their deep connection to Finnish identity is evident in posts like “If this flag offends you, then you are definitely on the wrong side of history” and their celebration of “independent [Finland] for one day longer” than it was under Russian rule. The song’s history as a radio jamming tool against Soviet mines mirrors the artist’s vocal anti-communist stance, seen when they exclaim “Metsavennad, tapke kommunistid! ✊️”. As a military artist who frequently draws “Finnish Sturmgewehr[s]”, this high-energy, defiant anthem perfectly matches their alt-history interests and patriotic aesthetic.

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