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Your Simpsons character
This user most closely matches Bart Simpson: chaotic, emotional, and constantly joking about relationships and trouble. Like Bart, they’re openly horny and provocative in a playful way, with tweets like “mas minha meta é morrer transando☠🤞🥀” and “eu q to comendo até a versao homem”. They show a prankster/gremlin social energy and love for memes, as seen in “credo q bando de desempregado😡” and the whole femboy/fanservice humor thread like “SIM!SIM!SIM!SIM! todo apoio do mundo a femboys desde que eu tenha um, é claro.”. At the same time, there’s a more vulnerable side under the jokes, similar to Bart’s hidden sensitivity, for example “eu to MUITO triste por uma coisa besta,pprt de verdade eu queria um colo pra deitar e dormir mas enfim ne” and their depression recap in “Retrospectiva 2025 … Nível de depressão: alta.”. The fact that they’re 14/15, crave affection, but still cover it with humor and chaos (like “CALMA VEI, COMEÇO DO ANO AINDA NEM CONHECI NINGUÉM”) fits Bart’s teen-edge archetype almost perfectly.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Introvert over Extrovert: despite being playful and horny-on-main, they repeatedly frame themselves as lonely and craving affection, e.g. wanting “um colo pra deitar e dormir” in “cara eu to MUITO triste por uma coisa besta,pprt de verdade eu queria um colo pra deitar e dormir mas enfim ne” and using Twitter as “uma lixeira de colorings e opinioes minhas” in “uso isso aq como uma lixeira de colorings e opinioes minhas.”, which suggests venting inwards rather than thriving on real‑life crowds. They fit Intuition over Sensing because they focus less on concrete daily tasks and more on feelings, relationships, and self‑narrative, like their retrospective framing of the year in “retrospectiva amorosa 2025: janeiro: solteiro ... dezembro: solteiro” and the emotional storyline in “Retrospectiva 2025 Beijei: Sim ... Nível de depressão: alta.”. They strongly favor Feeling over Thinking: many posts center on emotional needs and affection, e.g. “(meudeus mano eu so queria um abraço e comforto)”, and they define relationship criteria in affective terms like being loved and not betrayed in “Procuro namorada ... me amar: obrigatório ... Não me trair: obrigatório ... Ser carinhosa: obrigatório”. Finally, they read more Perceiving than Judging: they joke about disorganization and going with the flow (posting packs late or changing plans) in “depois de MT tempo e MT enrolação, eu terminei o pack rework de blue lock” and admit to not knowing their own MBTI in “mbti: idk”, showing a laid‑back, improvisational style rather than structured planning. Altogether, an introspective, emotional, idealistic, somewhat chaotic vibe fits INFP best.

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Arthur • 14/15 • manga colorist who accidentally turned a hobby into a portfolio • once spent 3h+ on one panel and still called it “mid”– @trasshthegod

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Trash’s cocktail starts with watermelon-infused vodka for his favorite fruit and a deceptively sweet, playful vibe, echoing his own fun facts about himself in “Fatos inúteis sobre mim‼️>:) ... fruta fav Melancia”. Cold brew coffee concentrate adds a strong, insomniac kick, mirroring his restless, high-energy timeline and chaotic caps moments like “VENCEMO PPRRAAAAAAAAA”. Strawberry syrup brings romance and softness, a nod to his love for affection and relationships in posts like “por favor, mas q seja um relacionamento normal pq MEUDEUS eu só me fodo” and his dramatic search for a girlfriend in “Procuro namorada Ser mulher: opcional me amar: obrigatório...”. A dash of bitters represents the depressive undertone and emotional bruises he openly shares, as in his year summary “Nível de depressão: alta.”. Finally, sparkling citrus soda tops it off with fizzy, chaotic energy, evoking his loud, horny, meme-y side in tweets like “thighs thighs thighs... and boobies.” and his dramatic reactions like “É COMEÇO DO ANO DESGRAÇAAAA ESPERA”. This drink is sweet but slightly bitter, energetic yet masking something deeper—just like Trash: chaotic, romantic, a little sad, and very online.

Your Hogwarts House
They consistently present themself as affectionate, loyal, and relationship‑oriented rather than power‑ or glory‑oriented. Their "requirements" for a girlfriend focus almost entirely on emotional honesty and care — “Ser mulher: opcional… me amar: obrigatório… Ser sincera: obrigatório… Ser carinhosa: obrigatório… Não ter vergonha das minhas loucuras: obrigatório… Estar viva: obrigatório” “Procuro namorada Ser mulher: opcional me amar: obrigatório…” — which strongly signals Hufflepuff’s values of loyalty, sincerity, and acceptance. They also openly crave simple comfort and closeness rather than drama or status, saying they’re “MUITO triste por uma coisa besta… eu queria um colo pra deitar e dormir” “cara eu to MUITO triste por uma coisa besta…”. Their playful, self‑deprecating way of talking about friendships and online “family” — for example listing a whole Twitter genealogy with “bença mae bença pai” “yo, essa é minha árvore genealógica no twt…” — highlights how much they value bonds and community over individual achievement. While they are creative with their coloring hobby, they repeatedly frame it as a casual, humble pastime they want to share with others, not as a path to fame or dominance “eu fazia por hobby, e vou continuar fazendo atualmente”, which fits the modest, hard‑working Hufflepuff archetype more than the ambition‑driven Slytherin or glory‑seeking Gryffindor.

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A well‑suited song for them is lovely because it captures a mix of sadness, loneliness, and a quiet desire for connection that shows up repeatedly in their timeline. They openly mention feeling down, like when they say they’re “VERY sad over something silly” and just want “a lap to lie on and sleep” “cara eu to MUITO triste por uma coisa besta,pprt de verdade eu queria um colo pra deitar e dormir mas enfim ne”. Their retrospective about the year highlights high depression levels and isolation despite some experiences with love and social life “Retrospectiva 2025 ... Nível de depressão: alta.”, which aligns with the song’s themes of feeling trapped in one’s own head but still wanting to get better. At the same time, they joke, flirt, and crave affection and normal relationships, as seen in posts about wanting a relationship that doesn’t hurt them and begging for comfort and hugs “por favor, mas q seja um relacionamento normal pq MEUDEUS eu só me fodo” and “ESSA AQUI ELE ACERTOU EIN CHEIO (meudeus mano eu so queria um abraço e comforto)”. lovely balances that darkness with a fragile hope, which fits someone who calls themselves “trash,” jokes about chaos, but still clearly wants love, care, and emotional safety.

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