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Your Simpsons character
This user most closely resembles Milhouse Van Houten. Like Milhouse, they are emotionally intense, often feeling rejected or ignored, as seen in “creo que ya le empece aburrir 😐 mevoyamatqr” and “ya no quiero nada”. Their posts show a pattern of unrequited feelings and self-blame, similar to Milhouse’s constant heartbreak, for example “no keria ver como se daban un beso alo :///” and “me pasa por metiche”. There is also a strong self-deprecating streak and insecurity about appearance and worth, reflected in “ME SIENTO ESTUPIDO”, “me siento asqueroso”, and “si bajara 20 kilos tal vez deje de compararme”. Even their dramatic, slightly dark humor about their own suffering and obsessions—like “realmente quizas me matewww después de mcr” and “te faltó bloquearme del plano astral, nos vemos en tus pesadillas:3”—aligns with Milhouse’s over-the-top, tragic-but-somehow-endearing vibe.

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They lean Introvert (I): most tweets are about inner feelings, hurt, and wanting to withdraw rather than seeking big social interaction, e.g. “chao me dio la wea, borrare todo y cambiare de chip” and “ya no quiero nada”, and even when they mention others it’s framed through their private emotional experience like “no keria ver como se daban un beso alo :///”. They appear more Intuitive (N) than Sensing, because they fixate on meanings, comparisons, and future what-ifs rather than concrete details—e.g. “he dicho tanto que no me he matado porq tengo el concierto de mcr, es la próxima semana y no se que haré con mi puta vida después de eso” shows abstract, catastrophic thinking about the future, and “si bajara 20 kilos tal vez deje de compararme” frames weight as symbolic of self-worth and comparison. The strong emphasis on emotion, hurt, and affection points to Feeling (F) over Thinking: they react to disrespect and relationships rather than logic, as in “eres tan irrespetuoso :/ @conndwn”, “el también te alegra la vida y fue lo mejor que te paso? kskdksks ktm”, and “extraño al noah”. Their style is emotional and dramatic rather than structured or problem-solving, repeatedly calling themselves “estupido” or “asqueroso” (“ME SIENTO ESTUPIDO”, “me siento asqueroso”), highlighting personal values and self-image struggles over detached reasoning. Finally, they fit Perceiving (P): their tweets show impulsive, in-the-moment reactions and lack of planning—deciding to drink to avoid thinking (“voy a tomar solo para no pensar”), threatening sudden changes like “borrare todo y cambiare de chip”, and expressing messy, fluctuating feelings without a clear plan to resolve them. Taken together—introspective emotional focus, symbolic and future-oriented thinking, values-driven reactions, and spontaneous coping—this overall pattern aligns best with INFP.

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Surviving bad dreams, nosebleeds & questionable life choices. Waiting for the next concert, trusting Pitbull more than my ex. Learning as I go.– @trast0rnaoxx

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The overproof dark rum stands for how intensely they feel everything, from “ME SIENTO ESTUPIDO” to “ya no quiero nada”. Fresh lime juice adds a sharp, sour kick, echoing their blunt drama like “eres tan irrespetuoso :/ @conndwn”. Cherry liqueur brings sweetness and a bit of teenage-heartbreak vibe, inspired by “no keria ver como se daban un beso alo :///” and the way they clearly care too much. Fernet/amaro adds a dark, bitter backbone for lines like “realmente quizas me matewww después de mcr” and “he dicho tanto que no me he matado porq tengo el concierto de mcr”. Finally, a splash of red energy drink captures their chaotic, sleepless vibe from “voy a tomar solo para no pensar” and that wired, restless mood beneath “hoy es viernes y mi cama lo sabe”. Strong, sour, a little self-destructive, but secretly sweet—this is the Me QuieromatQR Sour.

Your Hogwarts House
This user shows a strong Slytherin-style focus on self-preservation and emotional defensiveness. When they say “te faltó bloquearme del plano astral, nos vemos en tus pesadillas:3”, there’s a darkly playful, vengeful edge that leans more toward Slytherin sarcasm than Gryffindor straightforwardness. Their reaction to pain is often to cut ties and disappear, as in “chao me dio la wea, borrare todo y cambiare de chip”, which aligns with Slytherin’s instinct to protect themselves by starting over rather than processing things openly. Even their fixation on appearance and comparison in “si bajara 20 kilos tal vez deje de compararme” suggests an image-conscious, self-critical drive that fits Slytherin’s ambition twisted inward. While there are hints of vulnerability and longing, the dominant pattern is guarded, reactive, and self-protective in a way that best matches Slytherin.

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A fitting song for @trast0rnaoxx is I'm Not Okay (I Promise) by My Chemical Romance, because their timeline mixes dark humor with very raw emotional pain. They repeatedly hint at suicidal thoughts, for example saying “realmente quizas me matewww después de mcr” and “he dicho tanto que no me he matado porq tengo el concierto de mcr, es la próxima semana y no se que haré con mi puta vida después de eso”, which mirrors the song’s theme of barely holding it together. Their self-loathing and comparison to others in “si bajara 20 kilos tal vez deje de compararme” and “me siento asqueroso” resonate with the track’s adolescent angst and insecurity. The heartbreak and jealousy in “no keria ver como se daban un beso alo :///” and “ya no quiero nada” fit with the song’s narrative of emotional betrayal and feeling overlooked. Even their use of sarcasm and dramatics, like “te faltó bloquearme del plano astral, nos vemos en tus pesadillas:3”, matches the theatrical, emo energy that MCR is known for.

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