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This user’s chaotic, irreverent energy and constant joking are very Bart-coded. They’re loud, impulsive, and dramatic, threatening to "vou decepar todos voces corinthianos vai tudo se fuder morram" over football and yelling about Twitter not letting them change their profile picture: "twitter me deixa trocar de foto de perfil caralho." Like Bart, they love stirring things up and breaking rules in a playful way, bragging about abusing Spotify trials — "o spotify vendo que mais uma conta com o mesmo ip ta assinando o premium com 2 meses grátis com o mesmo cartao pela oitava ez." There’s also a teen restlessness and tendency to overshare every random thought: "a sensação de tuitar tudo oq vem na minha cabeça." At the same time, like Bart’s secretly soft side, they show vulnerability about friendships and social anxiety, such as feeling out of place with old classmates: "eu me sinto deslocada smp q me encontro c esse antigo grupinho nosso pq eu mudei de escola."

Your MBTI personality Type
They read as more Extroverted than Introverted: they constantly seek interaction, ask moots for Instagram and Airbuds, and celebrate attention, e.g. gaining followers and hits: “gnt agr q ganhei uns 10 moots vou estar pedindo o insta de vcs novamente me passem pls” and “gente meu primeiro hit tomem essa !”. Their interests and humor lean Intuitive: focused on fandoms, ships, survival shows, and fantasy scenarios rather than practical detail, like “casei com o jaemin mas a desgraça do jeno veio visitar ele” and meta jokes about fanfic dynamics: “eu no ao3 comendo o lanche sabor sub/dom dynamics, overstimulation… slow burn…”. They are clearly Feeling-oriented, making decisions and judgments based on emotions and relationships rather than impersonal logic, seen in intense reactions like “wakeone que despedida porca eh essa vai se fuder tomara que surja um rumor de mals tratos” and vulnerability around friendships: “eu me sinto deslocada smp q me encontro c esse antigo grupinho nosso…”. Their lifestyle is strongly Perceiving: impulsive, chaotic, and go‑with‑the‑flow—constantly tweeting in the moment (“gente vo faze xixi dnv e vou dormi ta tchau”), joking about procrastination and disorganization (“eh tao triste estar com fome mas ter preguiça de cozinhar”), and fantasizing rather than rigidly planning, even when acknowledging a packed schedule: “gente help qnd minhas aulas voltarem alem de estudar… vou fazer curso… e ainda vou ter que ir na academia de noite”. Taken together—outgoing, playful, emotionally intense, fandom‑driven, and spontaneous—the profile fits ENFP best.

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15 • future agronomy student & chronic fangirl. Once tried to skip a boring book page by double‑tapping it like YouTube. Here for TXT, NCT & unhinged threads.– @trejo4sho

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This drink is loud, chaotic, and lowkey flirty, just like someone who tweets “a sensação de tuitar tudo oq vem na minha cabeça” and goes from "vou ir ler fanfic soogyu" to "gente vo faze xixi dnv e vou dormi" in a few scrolls. The silver tequila with chili captures their fiery, unfiltered temper and dramatic rants like “vou decepar todos voces corinthianos vai tudo se fuder morram”. The red energy drink mirrors their hyper fangirl stamina and survival-show obsession in “qual sera o survival show q vai me fazer ficar doente esse ano”, while sparkling lemonade adds a bright, teen vibe that fits their self-intro as a 15-year-old in “eu! nome maitê idade 15 ... sexualidade bisexy !”. A blackberry liqueur float brings in the dark, dramatic streak of wanting a toxic girlfriend who “se desculpa me comendo” in “meu sonho namora uma mulher bem toxica ciumenta pra gente briga todo dia”. Finally, the pop-rocks sugar rim is for the chaotic k‑pop/meme crackhead energy of “eu no ao3 comendo o lanche sabor sub/dom dynamics, overstimulation...” and their constant dramatic screaming at idols, companies, and the Grammy alike.

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Their timeline shows a strong mix of ambition, intensity, and unapologetic self‑interest that aligns most with Slytherin. They openly fantasize about power and control in relationships, e.g. wanting a toxic, jealous girlfriend who will fight and then make up physically: “meu sonho namora uma mulher bem toxica ciumenta pra gente briga todo dia e ela se desculpa me comendo”, and they clearly enjoy dominating/sub dynamics in fanfic: “eu no ao3 comendo o lanche sabor sub/dom dynamics, overstimulation, crying during sex…”. They’re also very comfortable with aggressive, strategic hostility toward people and institutions that cross them, like saying they’ll disown their family over an annoying game: “o meu pai me atentando c essa porra de jogo eu vou me deserdar dessa familia tchau”, and wishing legal trouble on a company: “wakeone que despedida porca eh essa vai se fuder tomara que surja um rumor de mals tratos e vc seja processada por cada um dos membros”. There’s clear ambition and future‑orientation too: they’re stacking school, informatics, English course, and gym (“vou fazer curso de informática e inglês de manhã e ainda vou ter que ir na academia de noite”) and are already planning a big 18th birthday party for which all their moots are invited: “fiz minha festa de 15 faz 2 meses e ja estou pensando na de 18 vai ser bafo meus moots todos estara convidados”. Even their humor leans into being the powerful one in the room—calling themselves an “alfa” (“vao ter que aceitar essa alfa aqui caralhou”) and joking about weaponizing beauty and attention. Altogether, the ambition, sharp tongue, love of control, and readiness to go on the offensive fit Slytherin far better than the other houses.

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A song that fits them best is girls by girl in red, because it matches their messy, chaotic queer crush energy and their loud, candid way of expressing desire. They’re openly into women and joke about it all the time, like when they scream about wanting a girlfriend in posts such as “so qria uma namorada jesus” and “gente estou procurando uma namorada exigências: ser coer, deobi ou shota (obrigatório) ir rave cmg quando eu pedir (obrigatório) gostar de mim (se possivel)”. That raw yearning matches lyrics about constantly thinking about girls and not being subtle about it at all. Their reaction to a pretty local lesbian following them — “gente uma lesbica bonita da minha cidade começo a me seguir to pulando pela casa” — feels exactly like the frantic, excited tone of the song. The combination of bisexual/queer identity, emotional oversharing, and romantic chaos in their timeline is perfectly mirrored by the confessional, slightly unhinged vibe of girls.

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