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This user is most like Lisa Simpson: thoughtful, culturally literate, politically aware, and very online. They show clear social conscience and left-leaning politics, echoing Lisa’s activism, with a bio that says “free palestine” and comments like “i think people who get mad over the use of the US flag, particularly in things critiquing this country, are literary lost causes”. Their obsessive love of music, film, and niche pop culture—e.g., praising Kara Jackson as “easilyyy the best writer of my generation” and saying “bugonia being the best movie ever”—fits Lisa’s artsy, critic brain. They’re sharp and a bit cutting about pop and stan culture, like “artpop was misunderstood’ no it just wasn’t very good is all” and “that long lasting social experiment where people pretend mia makes good music”, which matches Lisa’s tendency to bluntly state her opinions. At the same time, there’s emotional vulnerability and self-awareness—“losing faith in my ability to think for myself”—that feels very Lisa: hyper-aware, sensitive, and sometimes overwhelmed by how much they care and think.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Extraverted: they constantly engage with pop culture discourse and other users, joking about shared online moments and social life, like being "priced out of a frat party" in “the concept of getting priced out of a frat party” and talking about their internship and classes in “internship starts again today and classes begin two days later”, which shows comfort broadcasting their life to an audience. Their focus is strongly iNtuitive: they gravitate to big-picture takes and cultural narratives rather than concrete details, e.g. critiquing national symbolism in “i think people who get mad over the use of the US flag, particularly in things critiquing this country, are literary lost causes” and musing about who can afford a music career in “who do you think has the money to actually pursue a music career :/”. They come off as Feeling-type: their judgments are value- and aesthetics-based (who deserves success, what’s fair, what feels iconic) more than strictly logical, such as defending artists’ right to opinions in “i feel like artists are never allowed to have opinions publicly like i feel like a musician’s criticism is more valuable than an average joe” and taking a moral/political stance with “free palastine” in their bio. Finally, they appear Perceiving: their timeline is spontaneous, reactive, and exploratory—jumping from movies to music to random life annoyances, like impulsively reassessing an album cover in “slayyyter album cover growing on me sm actually i was just quick to judge” and joking about losing faith in their opinions in “losing faith in my ability to think for myself”, which fits an open-ended, flexible ENFP style rather than a structured planner.

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19 • he/him • film + pop nerd from suburbia. Once got told by a Paris Subway worker to stop speaking French and order in English.– @tristanstranded

Your signature cocktail
This drink is bright, online, and a little chaotic — like logging onto X and immediately seeing them say “psychoboost being the best song ever” while also dragging pop culture. Blood orange vodka brings drama and bite, nodding to opinions like “artpop was misunderstood’ no it just wasn’t very good is all” and “that long lasting social experiment where people pretend mia makes good music”. Blue curaçao gives a deep, dreamy undertow for their bio “in undertow” and all the movie/melancholy vibes of “watching palo alto and i’m actually ruined”. Yuzu or lime juice cuts through with sharp, critical humor, like “if you ever use any form of 4chan lingo in front of me you instantly lose all credibility stay BACK” and “the concept of getting priced out of a frat party”. Vanilla syrup and a sparkling rosé topper add sweetness and pop shimmer, reflecting their pop-girl devotion in tweets like “kara jackson easilyyy the best writer of my generation”, “bugonia being the best movie ever”, and the romantic gush of “bf got me the UO pressing of true romance and i shrieked upon hearing the news i am so excited”. It’s strong but playful, political and pop-obsessed, the kind of cocktail you’d sip while tweeting “nyc is so magical to me im boring like ive only been to jfk for a layover” and arguing about Grammys at the same time.

Your Hogwarts House
Their tweets show a sharp, opinionated wit and a tendency to analyze culture rather than just react to it, which points strongly to Ravenclaw. They regularly dissect music and film with specific, thought-out takes, like calling out overpraise with “in addition to this just being incredibly untrue, this is one of the most verbose statements i’ve ever seen” and pushing back on common stan narratives with “every time someone says artpop was too ahead of its time i burst out laughing”. There’s a clear love of media as something to think about, not just consume: they debate album quality (“erotica has no need to be that good of an album”), movie scores (“loved the marty supreme score but did they know the movie took place in the 50s and not the 80s”), and even streaming UX (“tubi feels like a piracy site”). They also show curiosity and self-reflection about their own taste, as in “losing faith in my ability to think for myself” and “should i listen to robyn’s discography”, which reads as someone who values independent thinking. While they clearly have moral stances (e.g., “free palestine” in the bio and “i think people who get mad over the use of the US flag, particularly in things critiquing this country, are literary lost causes”), those are expressed in a cerebral, critique-heavy way rather than through overt heroics (Gryffindor) or pure loyalty (Hufflepuff). Overall, the combination of cultural criticism, humor, and introspective curiosity fits Ravenclaw best.

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A song that best suits them is “Vroom Vroom” by Charli XCX: hyper, online, a little chaotic, and very self-aware. They’re openly a Charli fan, celebrating milestones like “awe charli hit 3,600,000 followers lol” and even wishing for more Charli in their other interests with “they should make a charli xcx fortnite skin”. Their timeline is packed with pop-girl and alt-pop obsessions—Shygirl, Slayyyter, Audrey Hobert, Jane Remover, Ninajirachi—which fits the aggressive, futuristic pop energy of Vroom Vroom, as seen in posts like “shygirl made alias i really don’t gaf what she does” and “i love audrey hobert bc i love pretty girls making fun silly music im actually quite simple”. The song’s unapologetic, campy confidence mirrors how they tweet blunt music takes such as “artpop was misunderstood’ no it just wasn’t very good is all” and “that long lasting social experiment where people pretend mia makes good music”. Between their love of pop maximalism, internet-native humor, and slightly unbothered snark, Vroom Vroom feels like their sonic personality.

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