Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Intellectual Curiosity: He demonstrates a deep interest in complex subjects like history, geopolitics, and socio-economics, evidenced by his “newsletter” and “history hyperfocus.”
- Academic Ambition: As a student at USP, he sets high standards for his future, aspiring to become a “senior professor” and engaging in rigorous “TCC” topic reflections.
- Cultural Appreciation: He values the arts and cultural history, praising “Ainda Estou Aqui” for its historical significance and celebrating the “1967 song festival.”
- Self-Awareness: He frequently mocks his own habits, such as his “bad handwriting” or his tendency to “resemble Stalin” in photos.
- Political Engagement: He takes an active stance in governance and elections, ranging from supporting “Eduardo Leite” to offering to “campaign for João Campos.”
Weaknesses:
- Short Temper: He exhibits intense frustration over external disturbances, such as calling a rival fan a “son of a bitch” for using fireworks during his exams.
- Hyperbolic Negativity: He often uses extreme language to describe mild dislikes, such as claiming a specific university cafeteria gives him “nausea” and calling it a national enemy.
- Procrastination Tendencies: He admits to “missing school” on days when significant events occur and worries about “recovery exams” at the end of the term.
- Generalizing Cynicism: He occasionally makes sweeping negative generalizations about groups, such as stating that “Italian-Brazilians are terrible people.”
- Impulsive Humor: His communication can be overly blunt or aggressive for comedic effect, such as telling the country to “close its doors” over trivial matters.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
Like Lisa, @TristaonB is an intellectually driven student who expresses a deep fascination with history, geopolitics, and cultural heritage, as seen when he notes “mano graças a Deus eu tenho hiperfoco em história”. He shares her academic rigor and occasional elitism toward public management, even joking about writing a “TCC sobre a jequice administrativa privada como consequência da patrimonalista gestão pública”. Despite his high-brow interests in Dante Alighieri and international relations, he possesses a sharp, cynical wit regarding the state of his country, much like Lisa's disillusioned moments, lamenting that “O Brasil é uma dialética entre esses dois”. Ultimately, his blend of being a “Estudante da USP” and a passionate critic of societal structures makes him a perfect match for the smartest Simpson.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENTP
TristaonB exhibits the traits of an ENTP through a highly inquisitive and argumentative nature that leans towards abstract analysis. He shows Extroversion by actively engaging with public discourse and 'resenha' culture, stating “Eu tô torcendo pela resenha”. His Intuition is evident in his desire to connect disparate concepts, such as when he muses, “Eu devia fazer um TCC sobre a jequice administrativa privada como consequência da patrimonalista gestão pública”. He displays Thinking through blunt, cynical humor and logical critiques of history and politics, noting that a specific war “refuta qualquer teoria superficial sobre a Guerra Fria”. Finally, his Perceiving side is seen in his spontaneous interests and lack of rigid planning, admitting to “pensamentos intrusivos” about moving cities on a whim.
Some pickup lines for you
- Are you a professor at FEA or Sanfran? Because spending time with you is officially my Top 1 career goal.
- I promise I’m more exciting than watching Cruzeiro vs. Atlético, but I’d still endure 90 minutes of 'drying paint' just to be next to you.
- Are you the Bandejão da Física? Because despite what the critics say, you’re the only national treasure I’m hungry for.
- Call me a newsletter about the Thailand-Cambodia conflict, because I’ve been predicting our chemistry since at least a month ago.
- I’m no Dante Alighieri, but I’d travel through every circle of the USP campus just to find the bandeco where you’re eating.
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USP student & history nerd. From debating the Roman Empire to writing newsletters on geopolitics. Just a Cruzeiro fan trying to survive the Physics building café.– @TristaonB
Your signature cocktail
The Liberal Cruzeirense Spritz
This drink balances a love for Italian culture with deep Minas Gerais roots, combining Aperol with local cachaça to honor a student who identifies as a “fã de cultura italiana” living in the “Pão de Queijo state”. The bitter tonic reflects the stress of USP life and the “jequice administrativa” he critiques, while the high-altitude mint serves as a nod to his “hiperfoco em história” and the Roman Empire. Despite the sophisticated political palate of a “pré eleitor de Eduardo Leite”, the drink remains as spirited and chaotic as a “Cruzeiro e Atlético” derby. It’s a cocktail for someone who survives on “bandeco” food but has the soul of a “professor sênior da USP”.
Your Hogwarts House
Ravenclaw
Bernardo demonstrates the intellectual curiosity and analytical wit characteristic of a Ravenclaw, often applying academic frameworks to everyday life. He shows a deep love for learning through his “hiperfoco em história” and his habit of writing detailed newsletters, even noting how he “escrevi uma tese sobre Armênia e Azerbaijão” after confusing character limits. His humor is often cerebral, such as when he suggests a “TCC sobre a jequice administrativa privada como consequência da patrimonalista gestão pública” or critiques historical films and geopolitical conflicts. Ultimately, his pride in studying at USP and his tendency to view the world through a lens of history, economics, and architectural “curiosidade” solidify his place in the house of the wise.
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Aquarela do Brasil - Ary Barroso
The song's celebration of Brazilian identity and cultural complexity perfectly mirrors @TristaonB, who describes the country as a “dialética” of contrasting archetypes. His tweets display a deep, academic fascination with Brazilian history and social structures, exemplified by his desire to write a “TCC sobre a jequice administrativa privada” and his appreciation for the film Ainda Estou Aqui as a “tapa na cara” to those ignoring the country's past. Like the song, he balances sophisticated critiques with a populist love for everyday life, from defending the “bandeco” at USP to following the dramatic “resenha” of national football. Ultimately, his profile captures the vibrant, chaotic, and intellectual spirit of a modern Cruzeiro fan navigating the “jequice” of his homeland.
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