Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Creative storyteller: Uses vivid, poetic narration and recurring characters, like the mini-story in “The Fate of the Jester, Chapter one…” and the bathtub monologue in “I sit in the bathtub, naked…”.
- Distinct style: Maintains a consistent typing quirk and aesthetic, acknowledged in “y. do Peopme, Get so Upset At the trolmongus Typing Quirk” and echoed across many captioned drawings.
- Engaged artist: Frequently interacts with followers about art, asking for prompts in “giv me. things to draw”, art trade interest in “wwho want to art trade”, and sketch feedback in “wwould u guys. b interested in. seeing: sketches…”.
- Consistent output: Posts drawings and concepts regularly over many months, such as multiple old art new redraw posts like “old arte new. redraw” and recurring character refs like “new. charter ref”.
- Dark humorist: Blends morbid themes with humor, as in “here lies TROLONGUS. you can tell it’s her because we put her name on the stone” and the playful tone of “iam the. cake. Cut me upS Eat Me”.
Weaknesses:
- Self-destructive ideation: Frequently references wanting death or harm, such as “kill me”, “can someone drug. and Kill me already”, and “decapitate me. Perhaps”.
- Body-harm fixation: Shows repeated interest in blood, injury, and mutilation, like “amputate”, “drinkn my own blood straight from faucet”, and “stitches come off easy”.
- Health neglect: Hints at poor self-care and physical issues, such as “i havnt showered in a whole year!”, “stomachaches and nosebleeds”, and mentions of anemia and fainting in “anemia death faint. flirts with me.”.
- Emotional volatility: Shifts abruptly between excitement and despair, from “tthis is the best day. evar” to darker posts like “save me” and “dont. Forget me”.
- Shock dependence: Relies heavily on provocative or grotesque imagery to draw attention, such as “eggs hidden in my. but. (easter” and “i watch. in horror as my. acidic girljuice. Melts the toilet”, which may overshadow the underlying artistry.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
The account most closely matches Lisa Simpson, specifically a much darker, adult, terminally-online version of her. Lisa is creative and introspective, and this user is intensely art-focused and self-analytical, constantly posting drawings like “wat. to draw help me The litlle people in my phone” and “new. charter ref”. There’s also a strong literary/poetic streak, similar to Lisa’s tendency to intellectualize her emotions, in posts like “The Fate of the Jester, Chapter one: As the boy lay there dormant, all of his humanity drained into a murky puddle…” and “I sit in the bathtub, naked, the inside of my mouth coated with the sickly taste of metal…”. The melancholy, self-destructive humor and fixation on bodily discomfort and mortality—such as “here lies TROLONGUS. you can tell it’s her because we put her name on the stone” and “dreams of stabbing and or being stabbed”—echo Lisa’s depressive episodes and existential angst pushed to an extreme. Finally, their queer, outsider identity and self-awareness (e.g., bio “perverted femcel lesbian” and tweets like “do bI. make strawpage All the Gays have one”) align with Lisa’s long-running role as the sensitive, alienated, often-misunderstood girl who processes everything through art and overthinking.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They read as an introvert: most posts center on solitary, interior experiences (pain, illness, body horror, self-image) and art, with little evidence of crowds or overt socializing; even when they mention others it’s often through fantasy or one-on-one dynamics like “girl. who kicks my ass abd. then. gives. me a kis. i suppose” rather than group excitement. Their content is highly intuitive, rooted in surreal imagery and symbolism rather than concrete, practical details: e.g. “here lies TROLONGUS. you can tell it’s her because we put her name on the stone” and “From my rotting body flowers shall grow, and I am in them, and that is eternity.” show metaphor, existential themes, and poetic language. They lean clearly feeling over thinking: their posts are emotional, morbidly romantic, and bodily vulnerable, like “i can feel my heart beating in my stomach” and “dont. Forget me”, prioritizing mood and affect over rational argument. Their style appears strongly perceiving: the timeline is chaotic, impulsive, and exploratory, jumping from body horror to erotic humor to art dumps (e.g. “wat. to draw help me The litlle people in my phone” and “wwould u guys. b interested in. seeing: sketches. / scrapped drawings or such”) rather than structured plans or orderly projects. The persistent surreal self-narration, dark romanticism around death and pain (“decapitate me. Perhaps”, “iam the. cake. Cut me upS Eat Me”), and intense interiority make INFP—the archetypal poetic, morbidly imaginative introvert—a particularly strong fit.
Some pickup lines for you
- So, about that “iam the. cake. Cut me upS Eat Me” tweet… if you’re the cake, can I at least be the girl who steals the frosting and leaves you love notes in the crumbs?
- You said “here lies TROLONGUS” on that tombstone art, but I think you’re lying—because every time you drop a new gorey girl drawing, my heart rate proves you’re very much killing me in real time.
- Your ‘turn your head again… slowly. i want to see how your face moves’ piece lives rent-free in my brain; if you ever want to study someone’s face up close, I volunteer as your slightly nervous, very gay test subject.
- Between ‘drinkn my own blood straight from faucet’ and ‘vampir culture,’ you’ve clearly got a thing for blood—wanna skip the anemia arc and just let me take you out for something with iron and then a disastrously gay kiss?
- You asked ‘more. girl x viewer? Or no’ and then kept posting lethal lesbians, so I’m just checking: is there a signup sheet to be the viewer you’re dating-in-6-parts, or do I just retweet ‘kill me perhaps’ and hope you notice?
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Illustrator of anxious girls, guillotines & weird little worlds. Once got more excited to see my cat than my own art. Commissions and experiments ahead.– @trolmongus
Your signature cocktail
The Guilloteen Femcel Fizz
This drink is moody, theatrical, and a little self-destructive—just like a toast to “le député Guillotin dans la médecine très expert et très malin fit une machine pour purger le corps français…”. Blackberry gin brings a dark, lush sweetness that matches the sultry, pervy vibe of a “perverted femcel lesbian” who posts things like “kidnap me. perhaps”. Blood orange juice nods to all the gorey, bodily obsessions—“drinkn my own blood straight from faucet”, “stomachaches and nosebleeds”, and “ther. is a whole ecosystem of. mosquitos 🦟 Living off my blood”. A smoked salt rim captures their self-deprecating rot-core aesthetic from posts like “here lies TROLONGUS. you can tell it’s her because we put her name on the stone” and “bed. rot”. Champagne adds chaotic effervescence fitting someone who says “tthis is the best day. evar” right next to “kill me”. Finally, a splash of cherry syrup is the cute, sticky, slightly unhinged sweetness behind lines like “u can touch~” and “girl. who kicks my ass abd. then. gives. me a kis. i suppose”.
Your Hogwarts House
Ravenclaw
Their posts show an intense, often experimental creativity and love of strange concepts rather than any clear drive for status or belonging, which aligns most strongly with Ravenclaw. They build surreal narratives and poetic vignettes like “The Fate of the Jester, Chapter one: As the boy lay there dormant, all of his humanity drained into a murky puddle…” and “I sit in the bathtub, naked, the inside of my mouth coated with the sickly taste of metal… A girl walks in. I feel like I recognize her, but my mind is filled with stuffing.”, showing a writerly, introspective mind fascinated with imagery and metaphor. Their art-focused feed, from asking “wwho want to art trade” to posting things like “new new. charter ref. +. mini tutorial tehe” and “new. charter ref”, shows sustained, almost obsessive engagement with character design and worldbuilding, a very Ravenclaw-style dedication to craft and ideas. Even the weirder body-horror and existential tweets like “turn your head again… slowly. i want to see how your face moves. mine doesn’t do that. i want to see if your skin is as soft as it looks. i want to be a real girl. just. like. you.” read less as edgy posturing and more as philosophical curiosity about identity and embodiment. There’s little evidence of classic Slytherin ambition or Gryffindor heroics, and the focus is more on inner worlds and creative experimentation than on the communal warmth typical of Hufflepuff, making Ravenclaw the best fit.
Your movie
Your song
Bury A Friend - Billie Eilish
A well‑suited song for @trolmongus is “Bury A Friend” by Billie Eilish, because it blends body-horror imagery, self-destructive fixation, and eerie intimacy the same way their art and posts do. The song’s perspective of being both victim and monster echoes tweets like “i am innocent. future me will kill me” and “u are innocent. future you will kill me”. Its themes of physical distortion and pain line up with posts such as “stitches come off easy”, “autocannibal”, and “drinkn my own blood straight from faucet”. The song’s suicidal and violent undercurrent also resonates with their dark humor and repeated death fantasies, like “kill me”, “can someone drug. and Kill me already”, and “here lies TROLONGUS. you can tell it’s her because we put her name on the stone”. Finally, the unsettling yet playful tone of the track mirrors their mix of gorey surrealism and flirty, queer weirdness seen in tweets like “perverted femcel lesbian” and “i am the. cake. Cut me upS Eat Me”.
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