Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Creative: Enjoys crochet, sewing, and digital art, e.g. “Got some yarn and idk what to make with it 😿”, “i got a new drawing tablet... im gonna try it out👀”.
- Humorous: Uses dark and situational humor even when stressed, e.g. joking about politicians and punk, “if my favourite band wasn't my favourite band, they wouldn't be my favourite band”.
- Self-aware: Recognizes their own mental health patterns and online habits, e.g. “Why so much self harm on my account where i mostly follow self harm twitter😿” and “okay, im quitting self harm eating disorder twitter because im done being mentally ill because this shit sucks🙄”.
- Reflective: Thinks critically about politics and history, e.g. “i think these old politicians would be mad as hell about the way the parties went” and “its funny how history works. some people like to just completely ignore everything that has happened”.
- Caring: Shows concern for animals and family, e.g. caring for guinea pigs and puppy: “the puppy is still one of those that eats everything she sees… obviously i took it from her” and “Love telling my mom i made her give my guinea pig his medication because then hed hate her and not me, but the truth is i feel bad if i just hold his face still”.
Weaknesses:
- Self-harm: Frequent urges and actions, e.g. “cant really post on my actual shed account rn but i yet again wanna go to the bathroom and cut myself” and carrying razors: “i still got those razors in my pocket”.
- Suicidal_ideation: Openly expresses wanting to die, e.g. “i wanna kill myself” and “i think life sucks and i should give up”.
- Academic_avoidance: Often avoids studying or schoolwork, e.g. “ok i got nothing to do for like 40 mins. again i really should study during this period but i dont feel like it” and “i wanna crochet and sew and be super creative and not do boring fucking law class😭😭😭💔💔”.
- Negative_self-talk: Frames life and self in harsh terms, e.g. “i think life sucks and i should give up” and “honestly why do we as a society decide to just be mentally ill? because what about this is fun?”.
- Conflict_stress: Family tension and interpersonal stress affect mood, e.g. “you know what, i dont think i remember the last time i at all had any positive interaction with my brother” and “my brother is being all shouty and rude”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
They most closely match Lisa Simpson, who combines creativity, political awareness, and intense emotional struggles. Like Lisa, they are intellectually curious and opinionated about politics and history, as seen when they analyze Norwegian politics and historical figures in tweets like “i think these old politicians would be mad as hell about the way the parties went” and complain about oversimplified takes in “im really not as educated on anything... but im going to fucking combust because people will literally see a game company sold to idk Israel and still go 'well, that doesn't mean i support +”. They’re also very creative and artsy, wanting to crochet, sew, and draw digitally instead of doing law class in “i wanna crochet and sew and be super creative and not do boring fucking law class😭😭😭💔💔” and getting excited about a drawing tablet in “i got a new drawing tablet... im gonna try it out👀”. At the same time, they struggle with feeling out of place and deeply depressed, echoing Lisa’s melancholy and isolation, as shown in “i think life sucks and i should give up” and their repeated mentions of self-harm urges like “cant really post on my actual shed account rn but i yet again wanna go to the bathroom and cut myself”. Their concern about being mentally ill and wanting to quit "self harm eating disorder twitter" in “okay, im quitting self harm eating disorder twitter because im done being mentally ill because this shit sucks🙄” also fits Lisa’s self-awareness and desire to do better for herself. Overall, their mix of intellect, sensitivity, political conscience, creativity, and intense emotional turmoil aligns most strongly with Lisa Simpson.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They read as more introverted: most activities are solitary or online (crochet, digital art, fanfics, pacing, Just Dance alone) rather than large social events, and even their social commentary is mediated through Twitter, e.g. “ok i got nothing to do for like 40 mins. again i really should study during this period but i dont feel like it” and “maybe ill just read fanfics until class”. They lean strongly intuitive: they drift into abstract or philosophical takes about politics, history, and ethics, like “its funny how history works. some people like to just completely ignore everything that has happened and the importance of even bad actions, because they built the world as it is today” and the oddly conceptual “i think cannibalism must be a curse more so a blessing… its a action that can only be done a limited amount of times”. Their decision‑making is clearly feeling‑oriented: they focus on emotional impact, relationships, and hurt, for example their distress about self‑harm and wanting reassurance from their mom “ill try writing it down for her i need to just get it out and get told its okay” and their sensitivity to negative interactions with their brother “i dont think i remember the last time i at all had any positive interaction with my brother”. They appear more perceiving than judging: they often procrastinate and let mood dictate actions (“i really should study during this period but i dont feel like it”; “i wanna crochet and sew and be super creative and not do boring fucking law class”), and they keep options open rather than tightly planning (e.g. getting yarn and not knowing what to make “Got some yarn and idk what to make with it”). The combination of introspective moodiness, imaginative and metaphorical thinking, emotional intensity, and somewhat scattered, go‑with‑the‑flow behavior fits INFP better than close alternatives like ISFP or ENFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- You said you just ‘inhale’ dried fish, love Korn, and think life sucks in law class—want to skip jurisprudence and form a legally binding band where the only rule is snacks, loud music, and me sitting next to you?
- You got yarn, a new drawing tablet, and a grandma who likes your red lace crochet… if you ever need a new project, you could knit me into your life and then sketch how good we look together.
- You’re in law class wishing you were sewing, waiting for therapy on a playground, and joking about your one‑eyed guinea pig—statistically speaking, the chance that my favourite person on this app is you is approaching 100%.
- You said you’d ‘kill to just draw digitally’ and then immediately got a drawing tablet… if your manifestation powers work that well, maybe you could manifest us sharing headphones and listening to Gorillaz and Korn together.
- You drink cheap Christmas soda, pace until you need Just Dance, and hate that everything on here is self‑harm Twitter—how about we make a tiny rebellion: I bring snacks and bad puns, you bring your Icelandic wool jacket, and we just exist together without trying to ruin ourselves for one evening.
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18 • they/them • 🇮🇸/🇳🇴 • law class by day, crochet & digital art by night • once drank a whole 1.5L of Christmas soda out of spite– @Tropical_Sploon
Your signature cocktail
Parklife Wool Jacket Fizz
This cocktail starts with Icelandic vodka for their Iceland/Norway roots and that blunt, sometimes reckless edge (see them joking about alcoholism in “some girl was like 'i got a caffeine addiction, this one has a caffeine and nicotine one, and sploon is an alcoholic' 😭”). Cloudberry liqueur adds a rare, Nordic sweetness that nods to soft moments like sitting in wool and yelling “I LOVE WOOL I FEEL SO WARM” and proudly wearing that Icelandic jacket in “i look like those cool af anime characters only if they wore an icelandic wool jacket”. A shot of cold brew coffee stands in for their school stress and constant exhaustion, from “Been at school not even 4 classes yet and im already getting a headache” to doomscrolling and overthinking history in “i really gotta study because now all i know on why ww1 started was because average day balkan had a massive fucking overreaction”. Tonic water brings a sharp bitterness that matches their self-deprecating, dark-humor mood about mental health and self-harm, echoed in “honestly why do we as a society decide to just be mentally ill? because what about this is fun?” and their struggle-filled updates like “i think life sucks and i should give up”. Finally, a strip of dried orange peel is twisted on top: a little garnish of creativity and hyper-fixations—from obsessing over yarn in “Got some yarn and idk what to make with it 😿” to drawing tablets and fanfics in “i wanna do some digital art... ☹️” and “maybe ill just read fanfics until class”. The result is a slightly bitter, caffeinated, Nordic fizz: strong enough to match their chaotic timeline, but with small, bright notes that hint they’re still finding warmth and tiny joys in between the breakdowns.
Your Hogwarts House
Ravenclaw
They show a strong blend of intellectual curiosity, historical interest, and creative hobbies that align most clearly with Ravenclaw. They frequently engage with history and politics in a reflective way, like when they analyze shifts in Norwegian political parties and how 19th century feminists would react: "i think these old politicians would be mad as hell about the way the parties went. like try telling a feminist man in 1880s norway that in 150 years the left is now one of the right political parties here in norway" and when they dissect how people relate to bad historical events: "its funny how history works. some people like to just completely ignore everything that has happened and the importance of even bad actions, because they built the world as it is today". Their posts are filled with thoughtful, sometimes over‑analytical takes on culture and politics, such as their nuanced view on generative AI and critical thinking: "my biggest hot take is that im not fully against generative ai... unfortunately, the wide spread use of it has left us completely incompetent of basic critical thinking". They are also highly creative and craft‑oriented, eager to crochet, sew, and do digital art: "i wanna crochet and sew and be super creative and not do boring fucking law class" and "i got a new drawing tablet... im gonna try it out👀". While they show some Gryffindor impulsiveness and Hufflepuff warmth toward animals, their dominant traits are intellectualization of complex issues, self‑aware commentary, and a strong pull toward arts and learning, which most strongly points to Ravenclaw.
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Song 2 - Blur
A fitting song for them is Song 2 by Blur, both because of Damon Albarn and the chaotic, messy-energy vibe it has. They explicitly mention their love for him in their bio: “i love korn and damon albarn”, and they also tweet about enjoying Blur/Gorillaz-related stuff like “i do really like the song sex murder party by gorillaz”. Their timeline swings fast between humour and despair, from “i wanna kill myself” and self-harm urges to silly, hyper posts about snacks like “fish” and wool jackets in “I LOVE WOOL I FEEL SO WARM”. Song 2 mirrors that whiplash: short, loud, and explosive, capturing both frustration and a sort of reckless, teeth-clenched fun that matches tweets like “i need to quit pacing as its getting boring, i need to start doing justdance”. The track’s raw, unfiltered feel fits their mix of dark humour, exhaustion with life (“i think life sucks and i should give up”) and bursts of creative energy about art and crochet (“Got some yarn and idk what to make with it 😿”).
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