Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Emotionally honest: Openly shares intense feelings and intrusive thoughts, e.g. expressing suicidal ideation in “i want to die. wish i could just die no one in real life would really care” and anxiety in “If tomorrow doesn't go well im genuinely contemplating suicide”.
- Self‑reflective: Frequently analyzes their own thinking and behavior, like in “its funny how when mental illness happens all forms of logical thinking seems to stop working” and “i feel im getting better at ignoring what people think of me”.
- Protective caregiver: Shows strong care for their guinea pigs, worrying about their future in “id only live for my guinea pigs… i dont want them getting sold?!?!?” and stressing over a small eye injury in “i cant see. A small xut in his eue without thinking about him dying”.
- Critical thinker: Questions media and propaganda, as in “its russian propaganda + the fans seem to fall for said propaganda so easily i dont wanna fall victim of it too”, and challenges sexist views in “people gotta stop sexulising everything women do”.
- Humorous resilience: Uses humor and memes to cope, for example joking about licorice overdose in “i learned to much black licorice can kill you. honestly, licorice overdose sounds sweet af” and laughing at their own drunk typing in “#badgrammerandsuckingatenglishontop”.
Weaknesses:
- Severe self‑harm: Engages in deep cutting and discusses it casually, e.g. “new razors trying.. okay that was like the deepest ive ever cut and totally by accident” and “maybe i shouldn't have cut myself yesterday. had to walk to school and it feels awful”.
- Chronic suicidality: Repeatedly expresses desire to die and concrete plans, as in “i have to kill myself i cant live with myself” and “maybe attempting suicide before mcr. If not im attempting after. idc. no one would care.”.
- Intense self‑loathing: Describes their existence and interests as embarrassing and worthless, e.g. “in a way i wish i wasn't born… my dreams, my hobbies. its all embarrassing” and “why did i even get born, i think people just think of me as a waste of space”.
- Interpersonal anger: Shows strong hostility toward family and others, such as “actually, fuck this whole family” and violent fantasies in “if i could be violent i would actually be in jail rn”.
- Maladaptive coping: Relies on harmful strategies (cutting, alcohol, avoidance) instead of support, shown in “Well, om drunk but at leadt im not suicidal so lose win way” and resisting recovery despite future goals in “i was so confident in the ohh imma go swim this Easter and yet im actively not choosing to recover”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
They most closely match Lisa Simpson: introspective, sensitive, politically aware, and often overwhelmed by their own thoughts. Like Lisa, they intellectualize big issues and propaganda, as in their skepticism about Russian media and how people "fall for said propaganda" “ngl i wont hate on anyone... but also part because its russian propaganda + the fans seem to fall for said propaganda so easily i dont wanna fall victim of it too”. They’re highly self-critical and feel like an outsider both at home and at school, similar to Lisa’s loneliness and perfectionism: “at this point im not happy anywhere really” and “i mean i sit alone willingly but today the teacher wanted to take a picture... i sat completely alone. i was completely alone in the back of the room”. Their strong emotions, existential dread, and suicidal ideation echo Lisa’s darkest episodes and sense of responsibility for everything: “if war happens its my fault, even though i didnt do” and “im still kinda mad about anti suicidal thoughts pills dont exist”. They also have a moral streak and social-commentary vibe, like when they push back against the sexualisation of women’s bodies and clothing “people gotta stop sexulising everything women do... you think wesring normal underwear is sexual?”, which fits Lisa’s feminist, critical outlook.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They seem more introverted (I) than extroverted: they mention sitting completely alone in class (“i mean i sit alone willingly but today the teacher wanted to take a picture of us… i sat completely alone”) and preferring to be left alone (“i just want to be left completely alone”), while using Twitter as a vent space rather than seeking offline social attention. Their thinking is strongly intuitive (N) and abstract: they obsess over big-picture fears (war, nuclear conflict, history) and personal meaning (“its funny how when mental illness happens all forms of logical thinking seems to stop working… if war happens its my fault, even though i didnt do”), instead of focusing only on concrete facts. They are clearly feeling (F)-oriented, judging themselves and others through emotional lenses—self‑worth, embarrassment, jealousy, and moral stances on topics like sexualization and propaganda (“i really hate living in a way that i dont mind what others do, but i judge my every move”, “people gotta stop sexulising everything women do”). Their life appears relatively perceiving (P): they are disorganized, impulsive, and flexible—skipping birth control accidentally (“its also hitting me that i accidentally just quit my birth control because i never picked up a new one”), drinking late and tweeting mid‑spiral (“Im drinking so laye rhat im tired”), and talking about suicide or recovery without firm plans (“Considering im going to iceland soon i really wanna go swimming but i have no plan to at all recover”). Taken together—intense inner emotional life, idealistic moral concerns, self‑critical reflection, and lack of rigid structure—this aligns best with INFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- If we ever go to that Iceland pool you keep yearning for, I promise I’ll be too busy racing you in the chlorine to judge your scars—besides, I’m already drowning in feelings for you anyway.
- You said licorice overdose ‘sounds sweet af’—how about we test your limits with something even sweeter, like me bringing you Freia Fruktnøtt and listening to you yap about everything on your mind?
- You joke about anti‑suicidal‑thought pills not existing, but I swear talking to you about MCR, hockey propaganda, and weird earrings works like my favorite antidepressant—side effects may include catching feelings.
- You hate how people sexualise normal underwear and said you’d play a gig completely topless; I’d still be the one in the front row hyping your music, not your chest, because your brain is the hottest part of you.
- You said you’d only live for your guinea pigs—counter‑offer: let me be the person who helps you take them to the vet, panics over tiny eye cuts with you, and reminds you that the world would be embarrassingly empty without you in it.
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Your new Twitter bio
18 • they/them • venting about life, chlorine cravings & Freia Fruktnøtt. Might be overthinking, definitely showing up anyway.– @tropicanasploon
Your signature cocktail
The Chlorine Sea Freia Fizz
Aquavit brings a sharp Nordic backbone, nodding to their Iceland/Norway life and the way they still drag themselves to school and trips even when everything hurts and they’re spiraling about family and the future, like in “Considering im going to iceland soon i really wanna go swimming but i have no plan to at all recover…” and “ngl, knowing my dads gf is coming with us to iceland actually really disappointed me....”. The cola/dark soda is a sweet, fizzy mask over the burn, mirroring how they wrap intense vent-posts in casual shitposting, like “Well, om drunk but at leadt im not suicidal so lose win way” and “okay, it might be my humor thats broken. i lauged a lot tonight, that felt nice”. Sea-salt drops stand for their yearning for water and escape—chlorine oceans and swimming pools they keep dreaming about but feel too scarred to fully enjoy, as in “I yearn for the sea (chlorine water)” and “GUYS MOM SAID I MUST GO SWIMMING AHHH I WANNA”. A hit of cold brew makes the drink wired and a little anxious, capturing the obsessive, racing thoughts and jealousy that flip into suicidal ideation, like “Now im suicidal because im jealous, but earlier i just got suicidal suddenly. i dont whats up, i dont know the triggers” and “If tomorrow doesn't go well im genuinely contemplating suicide”. The crushed ice and shard of dark chocolate on top are a textural homage to Freia Fruktnøtt—comforting, a little bitter, and still capable of sweetness even when they’re talking openly about cuts and pain, like “new razors trying.. okay that was like the deepest ive ever cut and totally by accident” and “My dad complaining about how my brother hasnt gone to school since forever and i wake up early and go daily as if im not in the other room cutting myself”. Overall it’s strong, slightly bitter, and strangely comforting—an experimental fizz that tastes like late-night doomscrolling, venting, and still, somehow, wanting to go swimming tomorrow.
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
They show a strong, almost stubborn sense of loyalty and care, especially toward their guinea pigs and family despite also feeling a lot of anger. For instance, they say they’d "only live for my guinea pigs" and don’t want them sold if they die, emphasizing responsibility and attachment even in deep depression: “i guess, if anything, id only live for my guinea pigs. ... i dont want them getting sold?!?!?”. They also recognize that having kids wouldn’t be fair to the child because of how they treat themselves and their family, which shows a fairness/ethics-oriented mindset: “im sure if i ever were to have kids id wait til i was older, but honestly, i feel i shouldn't be having any. At least with how i can treat my family now, and how much i have thought about how i treat myself now”. Their frequent frustration is less about ego and more about feeling like they’re failing others or being a burden, such as worrying about how their self-harm and existence affect people: “i wish i just never existed, if i never did this would have never have happened”. Even in their hatred of being sexualized and their criticism of people dismissing pain as “just hormones,” there is a strong sense of justice and wanting people to be treated decently and taken seriously: “like please tell me a way to get rid of this horrible backpain instead of going 'period and hormones'” and “people gotta stop sexulising everything women do... you think wesring normal underwear is sexual?”. This combination of loyalty, fairness, and concern for others’ well-being over their own places them most strongly in Hufflepuff.
Your movie
Your song
I'm Not Okay (I Promise) - My Chemical Romance
They explicitly reference My Chemical Romance and even tie their life plans to an MCR event, saying “actually, 2026 plan back on. maybe attempting suicide before mcr. If not im attempting after. idc. no one would care.”, which strongly connects them to the band’s music and mindset. The song I'm Not Okay (I Promise) captures a mix of dark humor, emotional volatility, and feeling misunderstood, similar to their posts like “i want to die. wish i could just die no one in real life would really care” and “why did i even get born, i think people just think of me as a waste of space.”. The track’s frantic, self-aware tone matches how they swing between jokes and despair, for example going from “Well, om drunk but at leadt im not suicidal so lose win way” to “Now im suicidal because im jealous, but earlier i just got suicidal suddenly.”. The lyrics about being visibly not okay, yet having that brushed off, parallel their frustration with therapists and family, like “goddamn therapist told me if i attempt suicide, the best option would be i would just go home and have people check on me instead of the ward. i dont wanna be home and i dont want people checking up on me” and “mom told me self harm is disgusting”. Overall, the song’s blend of angst, sarcasm, and raw honesty about mental health fits their online voice and emotional landscape almost perfectly.
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