Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Affectionate: Expresses deep love and care for people close to her, e.g. “imagina ser amada assim oh meu deus não cabe tanto amor no meu peito gabriella vieira eu te amo tanto” and “te amo pra sempre @ekitikez feliz aniversário 🎉”.
- Loyal: Shows strong, enduring attachment to people and teams, like calling herself “sou a namorada lésbica dele pra sempre” about John Kennedy in this tweet and fiercely defending Juliano/Marina in this tweet.
- Humorous: Uses exaggeration and irony to joke about daily situations, like the limão rant in “como é que pode um homem crescido não saber espremer limão” and the hamburger without meat in “o hambúrguer da minha prima veio sem carne to morrendo de rir”.
- Passionate: Communicates intense emotions about football, shows, and music, e.g. “john kennedy eu te amo tanto mais tanto que não cabe no peito meu deus” and “eu passei mal hj com fluminense e madureira”.
- Socially aware: Takes strong stances against prejudice, as in “HOMOFÓBICOS NAO PASSARAO E O PROXIMO É VC BRIGIDO” and criticizes problematic behavior in public figures in this tweet.
Weaknesses:
- Harsh language: Frequently uses insults and profanity when criticizing others, e.g. calling someone “ACÉFALO” in this tweet and “menino chato da desgraça” in this tweet.
- Impulsively reactive: Reacts very strongly in the moment, like saying “vou desinstalar esse app agr” after a shocking video in this tweet and vowing “eu não vou mais assistir jogo em 2026” out of frustration in this tweet.
- Judgmental: Makes quick, categorical judgments about people, such as dismissing someone as “só come e caga” in this tweet and saying “esse casal vai se separar” in this tweet.
- Emotionally volatile: Shows frequent emotional extremes (crying, rage, euphoria), as in “to chorando tanto” and repeated “to mal meu deus” posts like this one.
- Conflict‑oriented: Engages in confrontational commentary, e.g. threatening “brigido da próxima vc n me escapa filho da puta” in this tweet and openly wishing someone’s phone would break in “oq será q eu fiz pra ter que aguentar essa chata pqp o celular dela podia pifar”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
They align most with Lisa Simpson: passionate, opinionated, politically aware, and emotionally intense. Like Lisa, they’re outspoken against injustice and prejudice, calling out homophobia in posts like “HOMOFÓBICOS NAO PASSARAO E O PROXIMO É VC BRIGIDO” and critiquing bad behavior and speeches such as “gente do céu que discurso HORROROSO eu to bege”. They’re also deeply sentimental and overflowing with love, mirroring Lisa’s big heart in tweets like “imagina ser amada assim oh meu deus não cabe tanto amor no meu peito gabriella vieira eu te amo tanto” and “sou a namorada lésbica dele pra sempre meu deus john kennedy eu te amo”. Their obsessive fandoms (football, reality TV, music) and intense overthinking—seen in “eu só penso na taça todo dia toda hora” and “gente do juliano vcs podem até falar mas da marina sena JAMAIS”—recall Lisa’s hyper-focused passions. Even their mix of self-aware drama and humor, like “to enjoada to com fome não sei cadê meu óculos n to enxergando nada eu to de short jeans”, feels very Lisa: a smart, sensitive person feeling everything at volume 100.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
They come across as highly outwardly expressive and energized by people, events, and fandoms, suggesting Extraversion. They frequently live-tweet social experiences like football and reality TV with big emotional reactions and direct engagement with others, for example celebrating friends and players in posts like “te amo pra sempre @ekitikez feliz aniversário 🎉” and “sou a namorada lésbica dele pra sempre meu deus john kennedy eu te amo”. Their focus is less on concrete how‑to details and more on impressions, vibes, and meanings—see abstract/emotional statements like “quero o tédio dos amores que dão certo” and playful hyperbole such as “gente a lauana tá grávida meu deus ela engravidou do meu olhar ontem”—which aligns with Intuition. Decision-making and judgments are clearly value-driven and emotionally charged, using strong moral language and empathy, as in “HOMOFÓBICOS NAO PASSARAO” and the intense affection for partners and idols (“imagina ser amada assim oh meu deus não cabe tanto amor no meu peito gabriella vieira eu te amo tanto”), pointing to Feeling over impersonal logic. Their lifestyle reads as spontaneous and flexible rather than structured: they get distracted instead of packing (“to desde 16h tentando arrumar mala mas eu me distraio com tudo”), spiral emotionally over games and TV, and react in-the-moment to whatever happens online, all of which is typical of a Perceiving preference. Taken together—high energy, emotional intensity, abstract/vibe‑focused language, and spontaneous behavior—ENFP is the closest fit.
Some pickup lines for you
- If you can cross the country, get drunk in Rio in 3 hours, cry over Fluminense–Madureira AND still defend Juliano on Twitter… I think you officially have stamina enough to aguentar me apaixonado for you.
- You said you’re ‘the lesbian girlfriend’ of John Kennedy forever, but I promise I can cheer for your tricolor, hate Edilson, and still be the only camisa that smells like home when you lose it.
- You talk about wanting ‘the boredom of loves that work’—I cook batata in three ways, watch BBB screaming at Matheus for not squeezing a lemon, and send you voice notes after every Flu game. That sounds like the right kind of boring to me.
- If a carioca sussurrando ‘carioques’ no seu ouvido te deixou mal, imagina uma paulista/curiosa sussurrando ‘Maracanã, final, título do Flu’ enquanto a gente revê o gol do John Kennedy que te faz chorar até hoje.
- You adopted every cute player that signs for Fluminense, defends Marina and Juliano like a lawyer, and threatens homophobes on the timeline—can I apply to be your next fully-protected contratação, with 100% of the rights to your ‘três graças’ smile?
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Football, reality shows & too many feelings. Once got stressed at a man for not knowing how to squeeze a lemon. Here for big games & bigger opinions.– @tropiforteza
Your signature cocktail
Carioques & Crossbar Fizz
This cocktail starts with cachaça infused with roasted lime peel for all the chaos of yelling at a man who can’t squeeze a lime, channelling the rage from “como é que pode um homem crescido não saber espremer limão meu deus” and “esse cara não tem raciocínio lógico ele não sabe espremer limão”. Sparkling guava juice brings a sweet, carioca-tropical vibe for the love letters to Rio in “rio de janeiro eu te amo tanto como pode ter as melhores pretinhas da face da terra” and her general beach-city energy. Hibiscus syrup adds a deep red, romantic note for the meltdown levels of amor in “imagina ser amada assim oh meu deus não cabe tanto amor no meu peito gabriella vieira eu te amo tanto” and the eternal devotion in “te amo pra sempre @ekitikez feliz aniversário 🎉”. A dash of chili tincture represents her sharp tongue and zero-tolerance for homophobia and embuste, straight from “HOMOFÓBICOS NAO PASSARAO E O PROXIMO É VC BRIGIDO” and “só faltava ser bolsonarista pra completar os gostos de embuste que essa mlr tem”. Finally, a sea-salt foam on top nods to stadium sweat and coastal air, for the tricolor heart screaming in “eu só penso na taça todo dia toda hora” and the devotional flair of “john kennedy eu te amo tanto mais tanto que não cabe no peito meu deus”. This is a strong, sparkling, slightly spicy drink: perfect for someone who can go from crying over football in “eu passei mal hj com fluminense e madureira qual a lógica disso pqp” to screaming over reality show chaos without taking a breath.
Your Hogwarts House
Gryffindor
They show very strong Gryffindor-style boldness and moral courage, especially in how directly they confront bigotry and injustice. For example, they tweet “HOMOFÓBICOS NAO PASSARAO E O PROXIMO É VC BRIGIDO”, publicly calling out homophobia in a confrontational, zero-tolerance way, and they repeatedly go on impassioned rants like “é claro que ele só fala merda e tem pensamentos lixudos vei esse cara não tem raciocínio lógico…”, which shows their instinct to attack what they see as stupidity or injustice head-on rather than quietly ignore it. Their timeline is also full of intense, impulsive emotional reactions — “AI TO MAL MEU DEUS”, “to chorando tanto”, “eu passei mal hj com fluminense e madureira qual a lógica disso pqp eu não vou mais assistir jogo em 2026” — which fits Gryffindor’s passionate, heart-on-sleeve temperament. They are fiercely loyal to people and teams they love, such as “john kennedy eu te amo tanto mais tanto que não cabe no peito meu deus” and “sou a namorada lésbica dele pra sempre meu deus john kennedy eu te amo”, another hallmark of Gryffindor’s intense personal bonds. While there is wit and warmth that could hint at Hufflepuff or Ravenclaw, the dominant traits are fiery emotion, confrontation, and loud defense of their values, which align most strongly with Gryffindor.
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thank u, next - Ariana Grande
Ariana Grande’s thank u, next fits them because it’s about chaotic love, growth, and moving through intense feelings with humor and confidence, which mirrors their timeline. They swing between dramatic devotion and playful despair in love, like when they say “imagina ser amada assim oh meu deus não cabe tanto amor no meu peito gabriella vieira eu te amo tanto” and also “um pouco, mal posso esperar pra morrer de amor dnv”. The song’s self-aware, slightly messy romantic energy matches tweets like “primeira vez q tô de vdd doida numa mlr já estou perturbando ela”. At the same time, they show resilience, loud opinions, and a sense of humor about chaos—criticizing reality-show players, football drama, and homophobia with the same intensity they use to talk about crushes, like in “HOMOFÓBICOS NAO PASSARAO E O PROXIMO É VC BRIGIDO”. That mix of vulnerability, drama, and unapologetic self-assertion is exactly the vibe of thank u, next.
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