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Your Simpsons character
This user’s blend of loud enthusiasm, impulsive obsessions, and self-deprecating humor lines up strongly with Homer Simpson. Like Homer going all-in on a new hobby or scheme, they dive headfirst into their passions—driving from Ibaraki to Shibuya just for a gacha, shouting “ガチャポンのために茨城から渋谷まで行く狂気のドライブの始まりだ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” and then raging when things sell out with “Fucccckin Hooooly SHIT!!!!! 売り切れてやがった!!!!次だ!!!”. Their over-the-top anger that’s ultimately harmless—like spamming “怨怨怨怨怨怨怨怨怨怨…” or joking that if resellers bought items they want to “ケツの穴にストっちゃんのストライプ突っ込んで人間ケバブにしたいよね〜”—feels very Homer-esque: aggressive in words, but fundamentally comedic and exaggerated. They also share Homer’s tendency to frame themselves as a lovable idiot, writing things like “俺は一体何をやってるんだろう…” while still clearly enjoying their own antics. At the same time, there’s a sincere, loyal-fan core under the chaos—e.g., insisting “15年振りに灯った炎を消させてはいけない。それが古参ファンの定めよ”—which mirrors Homer’s genuine devotion to the people and things he loves, even if he expresses it in the loudest, messiest way possible.

Your MBTI personality Type
They show strong Extraversion (E): they actively seek interaction, announce themselves to followers, and comment on shared fandom events, e.g. the rising followers and mutuals in “すげー勢いでフォローが増えてる…!基本相互フォローするんでよろしくお願いします” and going alone to events but still very people-facing in “自分基本パンストのイベントとかはソロで行くんだけど…”. Their interests and language are highly associative and idea-rich, fitting Intuition (N): they constantly draw conceptual parallels and speculative links, e.g. comparing Panty & Stocking to 殺し屋1 in “パンストにハマった人なら殺し屋1も抵抗なく見れるんじゃないかと思ってる…” and joking about Fallout bottle caps becoming currency in “Fall outの瓶コーラの蓋が貨幣になるってのもあながちジョークじゃないんだな〜って思った”. They lean clearly Thinking (T) over Feeling in how they judge situations: they rant in a cutting, analytical way about scalpers and companies, e.g. the harsh condemnation in “見つけ次第ファラリスの雄牛にぶち込め” and self-aware comment on not wanting to be a difficult fan in “「厄介なファン」にはなりたくないといつも思ってる”. Their lifestyle reads as spontaneous and reactive, favoring Perceiving (P): they impulsively drive from Ibaraki to Shibuya for gacha in “ガチャポンのために茨城から渋谷まで行く狂気のドライブの始まりだ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ” and handle schedule changes on the fly, as in the night shift story in “昨日の朝 ワイ「今日夜勤だけど爆速でガチャ引いて帰れば余裕もって寝れるな…」”. They also revel in debate-like, provocative humor (e.g. extreme curses toward resellers in “この出品者は極楽浄土へ行け” and their over-the-top "怨怨" threads), which fits the mischievous, argumentative, idea-juggling style typical of ENTPs.

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DJ & rhythm-game nerd driving a 330hp Civic from Ibaraki to chase anime merch. Once skipped meals for gacha—no regrets, just more coins and tracks.– @TRUEtetsu

Your signature cocktail
This cocktail runs on the same unhinged horsepower as their FL5, a strong Japanese whisky base echoing the wild drive in “ガチャポンのために茨城から渋谷まで行く狂気のドライブの始まりだ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” and “俺の乗ってるシビックはなぁ!!!!日本が誇るホンダが出した変態車なんだぞ!!!!!!!”. Bright yuzu liqueur captures their excited otaku joy when they finally score merch, like “Newパンスト すってんころりんラバーマスコット コンプ!! ヤバいぜ!!!!可愛すぎる…” and “やったー!!!! 水戸のアニメイトにもパンストラバーマスコット入荷されてた!!まだ在庫もある!!”. The espresso shot is their night-shift, arcade-gamer stamina that powers lines like “昨日の朝 ワイ「今日夜勤だけど爆速でガチャ引いて帰れば余裕もって寝れるな。」” and their multi-hobby chaos in “割とマジメに犯罪以外なんでもするアカウントになってるな…”. Cola reduction nods to the junk-food, Jiro-style indulgence of “𝒥𝒶𝓅𝒶𝓃ℯ𝓈ℯ 𝒥𝓊𝓃𝓀 ℱℴℴ𝒹 今年最初の二郎はやっぱり富次郎! 麺600g+野菜マシ+豚1枚追加!!”, giving the drink a sweet, dirty edge. Finally, the smoked sea salt rim represents the sharp, slightly toxic salt they unleash at scalpers and annoyances, like “見つけ次第ファラリスの雄牛にぶち込め” and the glorious meltdown in “入荷されてない!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BULL SHHHHIT!!!!!!!!!!!”, balancing their sweetness with a satisfyingly savage bite.

Your Hogwarts House
Their strongest throughline is dedication and loyalty rather than pure ambition or detached intellect. They repeatedly go to extreme effort for their fandoms and hobbies: driving from Ibaraki to Shibuya just for a gacha hunt and refusing to give up even after multiple sold‑out stores, as shown in “ガチャポンのために茨城から渋谷まで行く狂気のドライブの始まりだ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” and the follow‑up chain of store visits like “Fucccckin Hooooly SHIT!!!!! 売り切れてやがった!!!!次だ!!!”. They emphasize being a considerate fan and explicitly reject becoming a toxic one in “前にも言ったけど「厄介なファン」にはなりたくないといつも思ってる。”, which points to fairness and kindness in how they engage with communities. They’re also openly grateful and warm toward others, praising people who trade or gift goods, as in “パンスト一期のクリアファイルを頂きました!!!…本当にありがとうございます!!!” and “グッズ交換した際に素晴らしいイラストをいただきました!!…クッソ上手くて感激です!!!”. While they do show flashes of temper and dramatic language (for example “キレた”), they quickly frame themselves as someone who rarely gets truly angry and generally wants others to enjoy things with them, as seen in “来る者拒まずだからフォローは歓迎だぜ。”. Taken together—extreme effort, loyalty to long‑running interests, community‑mindedness, and a desire to be a good fan—these traits align most cleanly with Hufflepuff.

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A hyper-energetic, multi-genre jazz piece like “Tank!” fits a multi-hobby, high-octane personality who calls himself a “変態マルチ趣味奇人野郎” in his bio and drives a 330-horsepower Civic Type R while screaming “ガチャポンのために茨城から渋谷まで行く狂気のドライブの始まりだ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”. The song’s frenetic pace mirrors how he hurls himself between obsessions: from raving about Panty & Stocking with Garterbelt merch like “Newパンスト すってんころりんラバーマスコット コンプ!! ヤバいぜ!!!!可愛すぎる…” to food pilgrimages such as “今年最初の二郎はやっぱり富次郎! 麺600g+野菜マシ+豚1枚追加!!”. The brass-heavy swagger also fits his loud, sometimes explosive reactions, like the all‑caps rage in “入荷されてない!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BULL SHHHHIT!!!!!!!!!!!” and his mock-menacing jokes toward resellers in “これでもし転売ヤーが買ってんならケツの穴にストっちゃんのストライプ突っ込んで人間ケバブにしたいよね〜”. At the same time, “Tank!” has a cool, stylish edge that matches someone who mixes DJing, deep anime fandom, and game-music trivia, as when he geeks out over BEMANI tracks and Fallen Angel’s singer in “こちらBEMANIというコナミの音ゲーブランドの曲であるBrokenっていう曲なんですけど…”. Overall, it’s a theme song for a chaotic, passionate, slightly unhinged but charismatic otaku life—exactly the vibe his timeline gives off.

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