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Your Simpsons character
This user most closely matches Bart Simpson: irreverent, sports-obsessed, and constantly clowning on people and situations. Like Bart, they lean into chaotic humor and light trolling, for example calling a QB a “stidham non burger” and reacting to NFL drama with posts like “get romo off the air”. They show a mischievous enjoyment of controversy, joking about reporting someone to ICE in “Thanks for letting me know, I blocked her and reported her to the necessary authorities (ICE)”, which fits Bart’s edgy, prankster streak. At the same time, they’re passionate and loyal to their teams and favorite series—defending players and anime characters in tweets like “on god respect penix” and complaining that “mai fc gets no love once again”—just as Bart fiercely backs his friends and idols. Their mix of trash talk, meme-y exaggeration like “LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO”, and genuine enthusiasm for football and anime captures Bart’s blend of rebellion, humor, and hidden heart.

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They come across as an Extrovert (E): they live on the timeline, constantly reacting to games, discourse, and mutuals, and openly engaging in drama and jokes, e.g. “WOW. Didn’t know I was mutuals with such a POS. Thanks for letting me know, I blocked her and reported her to the necessary authorities (ICE)” and posting live reactions like “we’re here”. Their interests and commentary show Intuition (N): they like patterns, hypotheticals, and meta takes about storytelling, such as “one day anime fans will stop conflating being a bad person with being a bad character” and “imma always stand by the fact if he made atleast ONE of the major uchiha a woman he’d evade literally all slander”. The tone is strongly Thinking (T): they’re blunt, argumentative, and value coherence over harmony, seen in tweets like “will never understand why cats think killing characters is bad lol”, “half these viewers is bots the other half is retards”, and “oh my god bruh shut this loser shit up”. Finally, they read as Perceiving (P): the feed is highly reactive, in-the-moment sports/anime commentary with little sign of planning or structure, bouncing from jury duty jokes like “what happens if u duck jury duty?” to random manga takes such as “time to read this trash ass arc”. This mix of debate-heavy engagement, abstract/meta takes, logical bluntness, and spontaneous tweeting fits ENTP best.

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Anime panels, Falcons pain, and jury duty questions. Once reread Bleach at 1/5 power and apologized to the characters later. Opinions are mine.– @truspheree

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This drink hits as hard as their timeline during a Falcons game: the 100-proof rye is for the unfiltered sports rants like “get romo off the air” and “stidham non burger”. Matcha-infused syrup nods to the anime/manga grind—reading Bleach arcs and JJK takes in tweets like “time to read this trash ass arc” and “Manga: One Piece 🔥”. Grapefruit bitters capture the sharp, slightly sour humor in posts such as “half these viewers is bots the other half is retards” and “oh my god bruh shut this loser shit up”. The smoked salt rim reflects the perpetual, good-natured salt of a long-suffering but passionate fan in tweets like “cats tryna snipe falcons defensive coaches of all teams i still can’t believe ts” and “yall see the trials and tribulations i have to take every off season?”. Finally, a splash of energy drink over ice channels their high-tempo, blitzing timeline—perfect for moments like “we not running 😂😂😂” and the relentless JJk/fandom debates such as “one day anime fans will stop conflating being a bad person with being a bad character”.

Your Hogwarts House
Xan’s timeline is dominated by competitiveness, tribal loyalty, and a cutthroat, win‑at‑all‑costs outlook that fits Slytherin best. They frequently focus on domination and vengeance in sports, like threatening, “i’ll summon kirk cousins like he’s mahoraga and have that franchise swept” “yo baker xeeting us is deadass hilarious i’ll summon kirk cousins like he’s mahoraga and have that franchise swept” and mocking opponents with “nice defense punks” “nice defense punks”. Their anime takes also lean into ruthless pragmatism and strength-worship; for example, they say “if i had mahoraga fully tamed im basically retiring lol why risk life and limb when he can handle that himself” “if i had mahoraga fully tamed im basically retiring lol why risk life and limb when he can handle that himself”, which is very self-preservationist. They openly endorse darker narrative choices, dismissing sentimental objections with “will never understand why cats think killing characters is bad lol” “will never understand why cats think killing characters is bad lol”, which shows comfort with harsh outcomes and a disdain for softness. Even their joking threat to report someone to ICE — “I blocked her and reported her to the necessary authorities (ICE)” “WOW. Didn’t know I was mutuals with such a POS. Thanks for letting me know, I blocked her and reported her to the necessary authorities (ICE)” — reinforces a tendency toward punitive, power-focused reactions. While they have loyalty to their teams and favorite characters, the dominant traits are ambition, rivalry, and strategic self-interest, all hallmarks of Slytherin.

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Kendrick Lamar’s HUMBLE. fits them because it balances confidence, blunt honesty, and a refusal to sugarcoat things, which matches their timeline energy. They talk sports and anime with the same unfiltered edge, like when they say “half these viewers is bots the other half is retards” or “oh my god bruh shut this loser shit up”, echoing the song’s call-out tone. Their Falcons fandom and competitive streak come through in tweets like “falcons 11 6 panthers 10 5 saints 6 11 buccaneers 3 14” and “sorry, but i’m number one”, which line up with the track’s swagger. At the same time, they show a meta-awareness about fandom and character writing—e.g., “one day anime fans will stop conflating being a bad person with being a bad character”—that mirrors Kendrick’s critical, self-aware lyrics. Overall, HUMBLE. captures their mix of humor, trash talk, and sharp commentary on the things they care about.

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