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The user shows chronic self‑loathing and suicidal thoughts, as in the tweet 'if i kill myself nobody will ever notice that, even my 'friends'' and 'I lost my last friends but honestly its good since they couldnt even give me an emotional support of any kind.' This mirrors Moe’s frequent depression and suicide attempts as a lonely bartender. The user also expresses desperate attempts to earn money, e.g., 'Tomorow i will try myself as a webcam girl nit because i like it but to escape my hell hole' and 'I love sex work', similar to Moe’s willingness to take odd jobs to survive. Their hateful and misanthropic remarks, such as 'I am starting to believe that trans 'girls' are just rich men...' and 'I despise people who use me for their emotional needs', reflect Moe’s often bitter and bigoted outlook. The pattern of self‑referential 'Me' tweets ('Me but himedanshi', 'Me btw') aligns with Moe’s self‑absorbed misery. Overall, the blend of depression, self‑destruction, and cynical attitude best matches Moe Szyslak.

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Introverted: The user often reflects internal feelings rather than outward social interaction, e.g., "I feel hopeless at some point" and "If someone asks you who is the unluckiest person then link them me." Sensing: They frequently describe concrete sensory experiences and personal details, such as "I love cats btw," "I love makeup cannot hide predator eyes," and "I have kissed 11 cboys 2 cgirls 1 tboy." Feeling: Their statements are driven by personal values and emotions, for example "I despise people who use me for their emotional needs" and "The transgenderism and its consequences have been a disaster for the nerdy guy race." Perceiving: The timeline is chaotic and spontaneous, jumping between topics like politics, body image, and random jokes without a clear plan, illustrated by the rapid succession of unrelated tweets such as "Guys should i accept help with nails from a girl (she has vagina btw) who i work with at webcam studio?" and "I’m starting to believe that trans ‘girls’ are just rich men."

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Manga lover, Korean student, meme curator. Once painted my nails while arguing about gender politics—just another Tuesday. 🎨📚– @tsaritsapivasuk

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The Exa Nori's Paradox uses black rum, a dark spirit that mirrors the user's bleak self‑reflection, as echoed in the tweet "If i kill yourself nobody will ever notice that, even my 'friends'". A splash of yuzu juice adds a sharp, unexpected Korean citrus note, nodding to the bio's Korean line "공산주의 새 언덕이 저기 보인다" and the tweet "The reason I am learning Korean btw". A drizzle of chili‑infused simple syrup brings the fiery anger found in "I despise people who use me for their emotional needs" and "I love masculine women who go by she/her". Lavender honey softens the bitterness, recalling the calming reassurance of "Zoloft works" and the yearning for peace. Finally, a garnish of fresh catnip honors the simple joy of "I love cats btw", completing a cocktail that is as contradictory and complex as the user themselves.

Your Hogwarts House
The user’s tweets repeatedly show a self‑preserving, manipulative mindset and a desire to control or exclude others, which are classic Slytherin traits. For instance, they write “Trans people VILL be banned from ALL single sex spaces …” and “I am starting to believe that trans ‘girls’ are just rich men…”, indicating a wish to dominate social discourse. Their willingness to exploit situations for personal gain appears in “I love sex work” and “I will try myself as a webcam girl … to escape my hell hole”. They also display a lack of empathy and a focus on personal survival, as seen in “if i kill myself nobody will ever notice that, even my ‘friends’”. Such cunning, ambition, and self‑interest align most closely with Slytherin.

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The user’s recurring themes of self‑destruction, hopelessness, and feeling like an outsider align with the bleak introspection in “Hurt.” They explicitly say, “if i kill myself nobody will ever notice that, even my ‘friends’” and “I feel hopeless at some point,” echoing the lyric “I hurt myself today to see if I still feel.” Their admission of “I despise ‘rannies doe” and the overall sense of alienation mirrors the song’s refrain “What have I become?” The constant self‑critical and nihilistic tone across tweets such as “I am starting to believe that trans ‘girls’ are just rich men” further underscores the dark, confessional mood of the track.

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