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Your Simpsons character
The user constantly expresses depressive and suicidal thoughts, e.g., "I have an overwhelming sense of dread that I'll die soon" and "I'm going to DIE", which mirrors Lisa Simpson's occasional existential crises and feelings of alienation. They also mention neurodiversity and feeling like an outsider, saying "having DID is like a shame ritual" and "DID+ autism", similar to how Lisa often feels different from her peers as a gifted child. Their emotional volatility and intense anger appear in tweets like "I'm actually seething omfg" and "I hate when I'm angry and upset and someone asks if I'm on my period", echoing Lisa's frustration when her ideas are dismissed. The frequent references to school, college, and academic pressure, such as "woke up to do my boyfriend's hair for a class he has to teach at my college", fit Lisa's overachieving, academically‑focused personality. Although the user sometimes voices violent fantasies, Lisa's strong sense of justice can also lead to passionate outbursts against perceived wrongs, making her the closest match among the main Simpsons characters.

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The user’s communication is highly inward‑focused, repeatedly using "I" to describe personal emotions and struggles (e.g., "I hate when ppl treat you like you're unimportant and then get pissed when you leave"). Their thoughts often drift toward abstract patterns and future speculation rather than concrete details, as shown by tweets like "starting to see a pattern in the characters I associate myself with" and "I wonder what ravens up to 🤔". Decision‑making appears driven by personal values and feelings rather than logical analysis, evident in statements such as "I don't condone violence or impulsive acts of that kind" and the frequent expression of deep emotional pain. Finally, the chaotic, spontaneous posting style and frequent indecision (e.g., "I can't decide on a game and can't this and that and I can't do anything well in life") indicate a Perceiving preference. Together these traits align best with the INFP personality type.

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18-year-old gamer, storyteller & mental-health advocate. Survived a midnight Sim glitch that turned my cat into a dragon. 🌈– @tsarizard_

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It captures the swirling chaos and darkness of @tsarizard_'s world, blending charcoal-infused vodka and activated charcoal for an oppressive gloom. The blood orange juice adds a bright, bitter splash reminiscent of their twisted life-and-death musings like "my bf playing bit life, we're 57 and on our 11th kid I'm killing myself". A dash of absinthe and cinnamon-infused simple syrup injects a hallucinogenic, fiery kick echoing "I keep hallucinating Nyoka actively texting me" and "I have an overwhelming sense of dread that I'll die soon". The final swirl mirrors their emotional roller-coaster, as they declare "I will kill myself soon" and claim "having DID is like a shame ritual", making the drink both intoxicating and unsettling.

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The account shows a strong focus on self‑preservation and a willingness to act ruthlessly to achieve personal emotional goals, hallmarks of Slytherin. For example, they write, "2 of you unfollowed so I'm killing 2 of you today," and "if my boyfriend ever touched cocaine i think id beat his fucking ass until his body was purple." They also display manipulative and self‑centered behavior, such as "my bf a street mf… I need to name them Kylie and Kodiak" and "my bf beat up a dude so bad that I genuinely got really embarrassed about it, cuz he did it for me." These statements show a lack of the bravery, loyalty, or scholarly curiosity associated with Gryffindor, Hufflepuff, or Ravenclaw, and instead align with the cunning, ambitious, and survival‑oriented traits of Slytherin.

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The track "Hurt" by Nine Inch Nails (famously covered by Johnny Cash) captures the raw self‑destructiveness and existential dread that @tsarizard_ repeatedly expresses. Lines like "I hurt myself today to see if I still feel" echo tweets such as "I will kill myself soon" and "I have an overwhelming sense of dread that I'll die soon". The chorus "What have I become?" mirrors their feelings of shame about DID as in "having DID is like a shame ritual" and the constant self‑criticism in "I'm going to DIE" and "my boyfriend ... I think this is my last time tweeting". The song's stark, confessional tone aligns with the user's frequent admissions of hopelessness, self‑harm fantasies, and yearning for relief.

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