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Your Simpsons character
They most closely resemble Bart Simpson: chaotic, immature, and irreverently funny. Their timeline is full of horny jokes and shameless oversharing, like “Pussy FAT” and “Sex”, mirroring Bart’s boundary‑pushing humor. There’s a bratty, provocative streak in tweets such as “U all stupid” and “IM KILLING MY SISTER”, which fits Bart’s tendency to antagonize others, especially family. At the same time, they’re expressive and excitable about their obsessions—gushing over characters in posts like “Ilove u ilove” and “Love death makima nayuta”—just as Bart gets hyperfixated on whatever he finds cool. Their mix of crudeness, impulsivity, and genuine enthusiasm leans far more Bart than the more responsible Lisa or Marge or the more checked‑out Homer.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Introvert (I): most tweets are reactive to media, anime, and personal bodily states rather than active socializing, e.g. “I don't really care about things unless they affect me personally” and the repeated focus on their own body and pain like “My stomach fighting against me” and “Oww my back”, which shows self-focused introspection more than outward social engagement. They favor Intuition (N) over concrete sensing: many posts are about fictional ships, symbolism, and hypotheticals such as “Conspiracy theory: eeb is in the epstein files and thats the reason why they keep getting silenced” and meta takes like “Babies first problematic ship”, indicating comfort with abstract ideas, speculation, and fandom archetypes rather than real-world practical detail. They seem more Feeling (F) than strict Thinking: they react with strong emotional language and attachment—“Ilove u ilove”, “Ilove deadpan characters”, and hurt/affection toward characters like “Love death makima nayuta”—and even their harsher lines (e.g. “U have to be stupid if u willingly have kids”) read as value‑laden emotional outbursts, not structured logical arguments. Finally, they fit Perceiving (P): they openly admit procrastination and a go-with-the-flow style in “I like to leave my assignments due until last minute”, and their timeline is spontaneous, jumping from sex jokes to aches to random fandom thoughts like “Visualizing in the mirror the man I want to become” with little sign of planning or structure. Taken together—introspective, fantasy/fandom heavy, emotionally expressive, and unstructured—the pattern best matches INFP.

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Anime critic & professional procrastinator. Once left an assignment for the last minute and still had time to overanalyze Chainsaw Man lore.– @tsguino

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This is a chaotic, low‑key unhinged fizz for someone who tweets things like “Pussy FAT” and then immediately complains “My stomach fighting against me”. Spiced dark rum brings noisy, horny energy for lines like “Where the pantie shot at” and “Sex”. Strawberry soda/Ramune mirrors their cute anime‑brain takes such as “I love deadpan characters” and “Halloween!”. Yuzu juice cuts through with sharp mood swings and physical complaints like “Oww my back” and “My head hurts”. Chocolate bitters nod to “I looooveee chocolate but I cant eat too much because then I'll get fat.”, adding a slightly bitter edge, while a whipped cream dollop on top is the over-the-top sweetness they throw at characters in tweets like “So cute” and “Ilove u ilove”.

Your Hogwarts House
They show strong self‑preservation and a focus on their own interests, which aligns with Slytherin. For example, they openly admit prioritizing themselves with “I don't really care about things unless they affect me personally”, and dismissive takes like “U have to be stupid if u willingly have kids” suggest a cynical, survival‑first worldview. Their humor leans cutting and provocative rather than conciliatory, as in “U all stupid” and conspiratorial jokes like “Conspiracy theory: eeb is in the epstein files and thats the reason why they keep getting silenced”, which indicates a taste for edgy, subversive commentary. There’s also a manipulative, mischievous streak in “Day 17 of teaching my ebru to be scared of the letter R”, showing enjoyment in shaping others’ reactions. Overall, the combination of self‑interest, sharp tongue, and playful manipulation points more toward Slytherin than the other houses.

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A song like bad idea right? fits them because it’s messy, playful, and extremely online in tone, which mirrors how they tweet about everything from thirst to intrusive thoughts. Their chaotic and horny humor in posts like “Pussy FAT”, “Sex”, and “Where the gojo x itadori and gojo x megumi sex at” has the same unfiltered energy as Olivia singing about doing something she knows is a bad idea but wanting it anyway. At the same time, they show a mix of self-deprecation and vulnerability, like “My head hurts”, “My stomach fighting against me”, and “I like to leave my assignments due until last minute”, which aligns with the song’s impulsive, self-sabotaging vibe. Their anime obsession and fixation on cute/‘problematic’ ships in tweets like “Babies first problematic ship” and “My little sister can't be this cute” also echo the song’s dramatic, teen-core energy. Overall, bad idea right? captures their blend of horny jokes, chaotic decisions, and emotionally dramatic inner monologue.

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