Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Intellectual Curiosity: He shows a strong interest in diverse subjects including international relations, geography, and political theory.
- Creative Passion: Theo expresses deep enjoyment for video editing and takes pride in the long-term projects he creates for his community.
- Cultural Engagement: He is an active consumer of media, ranging from Brazilian classics like Grande Família to the RPG series Ordem Paranormal.
- Loyal Friend: He values his social circle, noting how he knows many people and cares about his friends' shared birthdays.
- Critical Thinker: He challenges educational standards and questions political narratives rather than accepting them at face value.
Weaknesses:
- Impulsive Language: He frequently uses aggressive phrasing, such as “alguem mata o jae” or calling others “cabaço”.
- Social Cynicism: He expresses a general dislike for noisy people and wonders why all doormen hate him.
- Financial Immaturity: He complains about low credit limits while admitting to drinking alone in public.
- Gatekeeping Tendencies: He shows elitism regarding football history, mocking “small teams” that he believes disregard the sport's heritage.
Your Simpsons character
Bart Simpson
Theo embodies the rebellious, cynical, and pop-culture-obsessed energy of Bart Simpson, often reacting to the world with a mix of snark and chaos. Like Bart’s tendency to get into trouble, Theo admits, “faço merda consistentemente pra quando eu estiver bêbado parecer normal”. He shares Bart's skeptical view of authority and social norms, mocking certain groups by noting how they “tem grupinho no discord pra organizar ataque”. Despite his edgy exterior, he is deeply immersed in fan subcultures like Ordem Paranormal, enthusiastically tweeting about the “#hexatombe” events. Ultimately, his pride in being “insano” and his focus on being a “fudido” match the lovable but troublemaking spirit of Springfield’s favorite prankster.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENTP
Theo exhibits Extroverted (E) traits through his frequent social outings and participation in niche communities, even admitting, “I don't want to invite many people to my birthday, but I know so many people.” His Intuitive (N) nature is clear in his interest in complex narratives like Ordem Paranormal and abstract social theories, such as when he posits that “moe culture is a result of economic recession.” As a Thinking (T) type, he is blunt and analytical, critiquing students by saying “the studytwt crowd is just stupid, damn.” Finally, his Perceiving (P) preference shows in his chaotic, spontaneous lifestyle, often joking about his lack of planning or being “insane” while drinking alone or making “merda consistentemente.”
Some pickup lines for you
- Are you the UERJ International Relations entrance exam? Because your cut-off score is incredibly high, but I’m still desperate to pass.
- Forget the aesthetic of Snoopy or Daredevil—I’d rather start a 'Grande Família' with you. No Lineu-style complaining, I promise.
- I may not have 99 NEX like Haziel, but I promise my feelings for you are a total #Hexatombe.
- If you’re worried about that R$250 credit limit, don't worry—I’m a cheap date. We can just grab a 600ml Brahma at Cantareira and farm some aura together.
- Is your name Botafogo? Because even when things get chaotic, I’ll never stop choosing you (and I promise I won't celebrate if Flamengo loses... okay, maybe a little).
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Video editor & International Relations student. Botafogo enthusiast. Ask me how I once edited high school history so well I shifted the wood's color palette.– @Tstar2212
Your signature cocktail
The Agostinho Carrara Diplomat
This cocktail captures Theo’s vibrant and chaotic energy, mixing his love for the Rio aesthetic with his intellectual pursuits. The strong Cachaça base reflects his deep roots in Brazil and his self-described 'FUDIDO' luck, specifically his claim that “eu devo ser um FUDIDO pra ouvir isso pqp”. The bitter orange represents his complex relationship with soccer and his belief that “O flamengo deveria ter sido rebaixado em 2013”, while the coffee nod honors his stressful journey toward a degree in International Relations, noting “como a nota de corte pra RI na UERJ é 85?? é maior que a de medicina”. Finally, the smoked corn silk is a tribute to his 'Mabel' project, as he proudly states “amo todos os mabelers”, creating a drink that is as experimental and outspoken as his feed.
Your Hogwarts House
Ravenclaw
Theo displays a strong analytical mindset and academic focus, notably through his engagement with university entrance exams and mock UN simulations, where he reflects on his role as “imprensa no meu 1° modelo”. His intellectual curiosity is evident in his interest in “grupo de pesquisa” and his nuanced critique of educational assessment, arguing that “precisam ter [questões difíceis] pra tornar possível avaliar o aluno”. He demonstrates a Ravenclaw-esque appreciation for creative execution, such as when he critiques his own high school project by noting he “teria feito um planejamento melhor pra evitar essa diferença de tonalidade na madeira”. Furthermore, his dry wit and observational humor regarding cultural trends, like his remark that “a cultura moe é fruto da recessão economica”, showcase the intellectual sharpness typical of his house.
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Your song
Aquele Abraço - Gilberto Gil
This song perfectly captures the essence of a proud, cynical, yet culturally rooted Carioca like Theo. His identity is deeply tied to Rio de Janeiro’s quirks, from his obsession with “Grande Família” and “Botafogo” to his specific local takes, such as believing “maconha é uma coisa que não deveria existir fora da Grande Rio”. Aquele Abraço mirrors Theo’s blend of affection and irony toward his surroundings, especially when he jokes about “farmar aura ao contrário” while drinking alone in Cantareira. The song’s celebratory yet observant tone matches someone who finds humor in the chaos of local life, even when complaining about the “trinta e pouco de sensação térmica” at night.
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