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Your Simpsons character
The user constantly shares self‑destructive thoughts and suicidal ideation, like 'finals week or my final week' nah I'm just going to kill myself next Thursday. They frequently beg for money or support, e.g., 'can someone like spot me $500 i need a new ipad for next semester' and 'can someone gift me twitter blue for christmas'. Their posts are often explicit and craving validation, as they say 'Horny posts will still exist tho I just am...' and repeatedly ask for more moots. They describe deep depression and self‑harm, such as 'so depressed im gonna finger my problems away' and 'I fell asleep but oh right game awards cloud and tifa...'. This mirrors Moe Szyslak, the perpetually depressed, financially strained bartender of Springfield who often contemplates suicide and constantly seeks attention and help from his patrons.

Your MBTI personality Type
Deniese frequently seeks external interaction, asking followers for help ("can someone gift me twitter blue for christmas", "can someone like spot me $500") which indicates Extraversion. Their tweets focus on concrete, sensory details like a broken iPad ("I'm so fucking upset with myself I broke my iPad screen") and daily gaming pulls, showing a Sensing preference. They often make decisions based on personal feelings and values, expressing sadness ("so depressed…") and advocating for emotional norms ("I think we should normalize kissing our friends"), reflecting Feeling. Their pattern of spontaneous, unplanned behavior—impulsive purchases ("impulse bought a new iPad"), frequent procrastination ("i've ben trying to study all day and procrastinating"), and flexible scheduling ("I might deactivate again")—points to Perceiving. The combination of these traits aligns best with an ESFP personality.

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She/they, 22, Filipino gamer & student. I share daily life, gaming wins, and my cursed iPad‑powered quest for perfect Pokemon pulls. 🎮✨– @tsukami_chan

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The Gacha Glitch Elixir captures Deniese’s chaotic mix of cute, colourful fandom love and the darker undercurrents of stress and frustration that run through their timeline. A bright blue curaçao mirrors the "promo Pikachu" pull they rave about ("today's adventure calendar pull is just a promo Pikachu…") while the sweet strawberry puree nods to their affection for Alcremie ("I love alcremie sm"). The espresso shot represents the endless late‑night studying and broken iPad woes ("my notes are trapped on my broken ipad") that keep them wired. A dash of hot sauce adds the bite of anger and desperation for cash and validation ("can someone gift me twitter blue for christmas … $300 dm fee"), echoing the fiery tone of their posts. Finally, the vodka base is the neutral digital diary that holds everything together, just like Deniese’s self‑identifying "digital diary" bio.

Your Hogwarts House
Deniese constantly seeks personal advantage and resources, often asking followers for money or gifts, for example they tweet 'can someone like spot me $500 i need a new ipad for next semester' and 'can someone gift me twitter blue for christmas'. They are driven by ambition for attention and followers, promising an ass pic at 100 and urging for more moots. Their self‑preserving attitude and willingness to bend rules to get what they want, as seen in 'Retail therapy isn’t enough anymore I need dick', reflects Slytherin’s cunning and resourcefulness. While moments of empathy appear, the dominant pattern is self‑interest and strategic manipulation, aligning with Slytherin traits.

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Deniese’s timeline is filled with despair, suicidal thoughts, and pleas for help, such as 'finals week or my final week' nah I'm just going to kill myself next Thursday and 'so depressed I'm gonna finger my problems away'. They also repeatedly mention feeling hopeless and asking for money or love, like 'can someone spot me $500' and 'I need love'. The song '1‑800‑273‑8255' by Logic directly addresses suicidal ideation and the search for a lifeline, with lyrics like 'I’ve been on the low… I’m scared to face the world, but I’m reaching out for help'. This mirrors Deniese’s cries for support and the desire for someone to listen. The track’s hopeful outro, 'You’re not alone', offers the reassurance Deniese seems to be seeking.

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