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Your Simpsons character
The user’s constant focus on weight fluctuations, binge eating and love of soda mirrors Homer’s well‑known obsession with food and his frequent weight struggles (e.g., 'I gained so much weight these past weeks I’m crying 😭 I’m 105 pounds of straight fat…', 'I love Diet Coke as much as I do'). Homer often displays depressive moments and even suicidal thoughts when he feels hopeless, similar to the user’s repeated cries for help and self‑harm ('I’m done with living', 'I can’t take it anymore how the fuck do I successfully kill myself'). Both characters turn to substances as coping mechanisms – Homer with beer and the user with weed, vape and “sesh” references ('Sure. Why not, weeds legal in Canada anyways'). The user’s impulsive, chaotic tweeting style and occasional reckless decisions ('I’m lowkey scared of myself… I literally unblocked him', 'Do you think if I crush and snort a shit ton of Acetaminophen I’ll overdose') echo Homer’s impulsive, often self‑destructive behavior. Overall, the combination of food‑obsession, weight anxiety, depressive rants and substance‑use best aligns the user with a darker, more troubled version of Homer Simpson.

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The user displays strong Introversion, constantly focusing on inner turmoil and using first‑person language such as 'I already hate myself enough, please just tell me what I do wrong' and 'I hate everything I hate everyone…'. Their communication is grounded in concrete sensory details—weight numbers ('My start weight was literally 98… 105 lbs'), physical symptoms ('my beans cut is getting infected, red comes off the bandaid…'), and daily routines—indicating a Sensing preference. Emotional values dominate their decisions, evident in statements like 'I’m lowkey scared of myself… I miss my groomer because he made me feel loved' and frequent expressions of despair, showing a Feeling orientation. The tweets reveal a Perceiving style, with spontaneous, unplanned updates ('I forgot I started yesterday so today was my OMAD', 'Should I remodel my account?? It’s been forever') and a lack of structured planning. Overall, the pattern aligns best with an ISFP personality.

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17‑yr‑old anime fan, coffee addict & budding writer. Survived a 24‑hr fast with ramen & re‑watching Yuri on Ice. On a journey to mental health & creativity.– @tsukasacutz

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The drink captures @tsukasacutz’s love for anime and the icy elegance of Viktor Nikiforov, using blue curaçao to echo the ice rink and vodka to represent the raw, unfiltered emotions in tweets like "Bruh how do I get rid of munchies when I get high..." The splash of grenadine adds a bittersweet note that mirrors the heartbreaking lines such as "I already hate myself enough please just tell me what I do wrong. I might just have to kill myself". Diet Coke is included because the user proudly says "Ivan loves Diet Coke as much as I do" and the herbal bitters hint at the weed and vaping references like "Sure. Why not, weeds legal in Canada anyways". The combination of bright and dark flavors reflects the chaotic mix of hope and despair in their timeline, from weight‑loss attempts ("My start weight was literally 98 at first and 105 lbs") to moments of fleeting joy ("GUYS I PASSED MY PERMIT TEST WATCH OUT ON THE ROADS"). This cocktail is both a celebration and a reminder, just like the user’s mix of humor and vulnerability.

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The user frequently expresses loyalty and a yearning for belonging, such as 'I love pjsk ft. Ivan Braginsky! I can't believe they added him as a group leader!' and 'I hate being alone when others around me have friends.' They also show patience and perseverance in self‑improvement attempts like 'I passed my permit test watch out on the roads' and 'I’m trying to lose weight, but I keep overindulging.' Their bio highlights fandom devotion with 'Viktor Nikiforov fanatic,' reflecting a strong sense of community. Even amid mental‑health struggles they keep reaching out for help, saying 'I’m lowkey scared of myself...' which aligns with Hufflepuff's caring and supportive nature. These traits collectively point to Hufflepuff.

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The song 'Save Myself' by Ed Sheeran resonates deeply with @tsukasacutz's struggles and emotions. The lyrics discuss the challenge of feeling lost and the journey toward self-acceptance, which aligns with their tweets expressing feelings of worthlessness and emotional pain, such as: "I hate everything I hate everyone I hate being alone when others around me have friends." This reflects a desire for self-worth amidst feelings of isolation. Additionally, the mentions of harming themselves and contemplating serious self-harm, like in the tweet "I can’t take it anymore how the fuck do I successfully kill myself," indicate a deep internal struggle, making the theme of seeking to save oneself particularly fitting.

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