Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Passionate: Shows intense long-term dedication to specific characters and games, like extensive Yanagi content and grind posts such as “500 more floors of Simulated Battle Tower to Ms. Tsukishiro Yanagi”.
- Persistent: Keeps pushing through difficult or tedious grinds, e.g. high-floor tower clears and repeated boss attempts like “me: but i dont wanna play towerrrr yanagi: 500 more floors…”.
- Humorous: Uses self-aware, exaggerated jokes and memes, e.g. “tried pulling for cipher and got reminded im chopped fat ugly bald broke and should stay in my zzz lane”.
- Skilled: Regularly posts high-performance clears and optimizations, like “yanagi 65k clears the defiler 25% less anomaly attribute dmg cannot stop me” and detailed build updates.
- Supportive: Engages positively with others in the community and defends against negativity, for example calling out reply-guy toxicity in “i see way too many cases of unnecessary negativity in the zzz/hoyo comm.”.
Weaknesses:
- Self-deprecating: Frequently insults themself in a harsh way, e.g. “got reminded im chopped fat ugly bald broke and should stay in my zzz lane”.
- Obsessive: Focuses extremely heavily on a few characters to the point of fixation, such as repeated Yanagi posts and jokes like “500 days straight of logging into zzz and getting a boner whenever i see nicole”.
- Vulgar: Leans on explicit or sexual language that can alienate some audiences, like “playing with my dingaling” and the tower finger joke tweet.
- Emotionally impulsive: Expresses extreme reactions to in-game setbacks and social friction, e.g. “There is no other option I have to end myself Goodbye @KamalaHarris i will miss you”.
- Overinvested: Game outcomes and banners strongly affect mood, shown in long rants about runs being ruined like “so the run i spent a two hours getting could just not happen so fuck @ZZZ_EN…”.
Your Simpsons character
Bart Simpson
This user most closely matches Bart Simpson, with a mix of loud chaos, mischief, and surprising competence at the things they care about. Their irreverent humor and over-the-top phrasing—like “tell the cia i found a new torture method” and “playing with my dingaling”—fit Bart’s bratty, boundary-pushing energy. They’re obsessed with their niche (Yanagi/ZZZ) and turn it into a running gag and identity, similar to how Bart throws himself into pranks and fads, as seen in posts like “500 more floors of Simulated Battle Tower to Ms. Tsukishiro Yanagi” and “500 days straight of logging into zzz and getting a boner whenever i see nicole”. At the same time, beneath the jokes there’s real dedication and skill flexing, shown in performance posts like “yanagi clears avarus in 38s no shiyu buff/weakness. really impressed” and “yanagi 65k clears the defiler 25% less anomaly attribute dmg cannot stop me”. Their occasional frustration with others and the community, as in “i see way too many cases of unnecessary negativity in the zzz/hoyo comm.”, also echoes Bart’s mix of rebellion and a buried sense of fairness.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENTP
They lean Extraverted: they interact constantly with the wider community, enter tournaments, and openly joke about themselves and others, e.g. “i will be participating in this tournament come watch me cook or get cooked” and “tf happened in replies man yall have a shit thanksgiving or something”. Their humor and interests show strong Intuition: they focus on ideas, meta-commentary, and exaggeration rather than plain detail, like “tell the cia i found a new torture method” or the joking manifesto-style post about yanagi’s pad size “please never expect a think piece of this size again from me unless its about yanagi’s pad size”. They skew Thinking: they complain about systems and balance, analyze builds, and push back on negativity more than they seek harmony, e.g. “i see way too many cases of unnecessary negativity in the zzz/hoyo comm. … genuinely where do you people come from” and detailed optimization like “very minor yanagi update was able to swap her disc 2 for a higher AP piece… still working towards making her perfect”. The Perceiving side shows in their spontaneity, chaotic humor, and willingness to grind without rigid long-term structure, such as “me: but i dont wanna play towerrrr yanagi: 500 more floors me: no please please no more” and the self-aware, impulsive posts like “playing with my dingaling”. They do plan pulls and grinding to some extent, but the overall tone is improvisational, irreverent, and idea-driven, which best fits ENTP.
Some pickup lines for you
- You logged into ZZZ 500 days straight and still had room in your heart to be mentally ill about Kafka and Black Swan—any chance I can be the next unit you slowly, obsessively build over time?
- You said Astral Express’s next destination is Planarcadia, but statistically speaking with how often you @ZZZ_EN and complain about tower floors, it’s way more likely our next stop is a date where we both mald about DA rotations together.
- If you can clear Miasma Priest, Heretic Jester, and Typhon in under 40 seconds with Yanagi, I trust you can handle a much harder challenge: making my heart stop speedrunning every time you post another ‘jesus j. christ’ gameplay screenshot.
- You threatened to ‘tell the CIA you found a new torture method’ over a ZZZ event, but as someone willingly reading through your entire Yanagi thesis that was only supposed to get 23 likes, I think I qualify for hazard pay and at least one kiss.
- You lost 3 times on Astra Yao, got called chopped and bald for pulling Cipher, and still pulled through to form ‘the Avengers on ZZZ’—I don’t need a tier list or interknot score to know you’re already my M6W5, signature weapon equipped by default.
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Endgame ZZZ enjoyer & Yanagi lifer. Cleared 1.5k+ Tower floors, still losing 50/50s and dignity. Sometimes mobile, always anomaly-focused.– @tsukishroyanagi
Your signature cocktail
Yanagi Overclock Highball
This drink runs on cracked gacha energy and devotion, much like logging in for “500 days straight of logging into zzz and getting a boner whenever i see nicole”. The Japanese whisky with a splash of umeshu is smooth but hits hard, a nod to their obsessive elegance and deep investment in Yanagi, from “500 more floors of Simulated Battle Tower to Ms. Tsukishiro Yanagi” to “that m1 yanagi was that serious”. Electric-blue citrus soda captures their hyper, chaotic feed and electric builds like “the lion does not concern himself with electric res. and anti anomaly”. Black coffee ice cubes stand in for the grindy, sleep-deprived tower and DA life behind “me: but i dont wanna play towerrrr yanagi: 500 more floors” and their endless clear videos like “yanagi clears heretic jester in 38s”. A few drops of spicy chili tincture represent the unfiltered, occasionally unhinged posting style in lines like “tell the cia i found a new torture method” and “bricked account ✅ bricked up ✅”. Finally, edible silver shimmer swirls through the glass like glitchy anomaly trails, honoring how they turn min-maxing into art with posts such as “yanagi 65k clears the defiler 25% less anomaly attribute dmg cannot stop me” and the absurdly detailed “this was supposed to be a post that got 23 likes… unless its about yanagi’s pad size”.
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
Their timeline revolves around sustained dedication to a few beloved characters and games, which signals Hufflepuff-style loyalty and perseverance more than showy ambition or cold analysis. They repeatedly celebrate and protect Tsukishiro Yanagi and other favorites with long-term commitment, as in “500 days straight of logging into zzz and getting a boner whenever i see nicole” and the explanation that their high-investment Yanagi build wasn’t from whale spending but from months of saving: “people see m6w5 and auto assume whale but i really spent that whole time between her nov 24 release to aug 25 saving for her return. the only money spent was for interknot pass. im not build like that (sadly)”. They also show a strong sense of fairness and community concern, calling out needless toxicity with “i see way too many cases of unnecessary negativity in the zzz/hoyo comm. in general and 99% of the time it’s some reply guy bot with nothing else to offer genuinely where do you people come from”. Even when jokingly self-deprecating about gacha losses, like “tried pulling for cipher and got reminded im chopped fat ugly bald broke and should stay in my zzz lane”, they frame it as part of the grind and keep playing, reflecting resilience rather than bitter cynicism. Overall, their mix of devotion to their faves, willingness to grind difficult content, and concern for a healthier community aligns best with a deeply loyal, hardworking Hufflepuff.
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obsessed - olivia rodrigo
The song obsessed fits them because their entire timeline revolves around an intense, half-joking, half-dead-serious fixation on certain characters, especially Yanagi and gacha women. They literally open the year with “happy new yanagi” and follow it with longform Yanagi meta like “please never expect a think piece of this size again from me unless its about yanagi’s pad size”, which mirrors the song’s hyper-fixation on one person. Their dramatic, self-deprecating gacha takes such as “Lost 3 times on Astra Yao banner… There is no other option I have to end myself Goodbye @KamalaHarris i will miss you” match the song’s unhinged, over-the-top emotional tone. Even their casual posts echo obsession and thirst, from “500 days straight of logging into zzz and getting a boner whenever i see nicole” to tower grind jokes like “me: but i dont wanna play towerrrr yanagi: 500 more floors”. The mix of humor, horny brainrot, and intense dedication to their faves lines up closely with the playful, slightly deranged energy of obsessed.
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