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The user's constant focus on food and laziness, e.g., 'i need to stop spending 500 a month on delivery food' and 'i deserve a nap', mirrors Homer's love of donuts and his habit of sleeping on the job. Their self‑deprecating, dark humor such as 'thanks for the 200 notis im ending my life' and 'AGFGYHAHG I HAVE CANCERR' echoes Homer's frequent hyperbolic 'D'oh!' moments and occasional suicidal jokes. The frequent rants about corporate greed ('Uber wrapped just big and greedy') and random absurd statements ('the chocolate ice cream tub at my work always has to get thrown away…') capture Homer's tendency to complain about his workplace and get lost in silly tangents. Finally, the mix of meme‑style, impulsive posting about video games and pop culture ('OVERWATCH LET ME INN', 'VENDRETTAS ...') reflects Homer's childlike enthusiasm for entertainment, often expressed in a chaotic, unfiltered way. Overall, the blend of laziness, food obsession, erratic humor, and occasional existential despair fits the archetype of Homer Simpson more than any other Springfield resident.

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The user shows introverted tendencies, preferring limited social interaction and feeling overwhelmed by too many direct messages: "if i got more than 2 discord dms i'd get overwhelmed start crying and delete the app". Their posts focus on concrete, sensory details like food, games, and bodily needs, e.g., "The chocolate ice cream tub at my work always has to get thrown away…" and "i need to pee really bad but i don't rlly wanna get out of bed". Emotional language and personal values dominate their tone, such as "i'm actually losing my mind" and "thanks for the 200 notis im ending my life", indicating a feeling preference. The stream‑of‑conscious, spontaneous style with many off‑the‑cuff remarks and a lack of long‑term planning, like "i need to stop spending 500 a month on delivery food" and "i only tweet for the 5 people who like all my tweets", points to a perceiving orientation.

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21‑yr gamer from NL 🇳🇱 | She/Her | Overwatch & TFT enthusiast | Survived a month of $500 food‑delivery runs – now mastering budgets & memes.– @TsukiWooki

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The Vendetta Vortex captures TsukiWooki’s love of chaotic gaming and dark humor with a deep black vodka base that mirrors their edgy tweet "this nazi ass country bro". The chocolate liqueur nods to the lament about "The chocolate ice cream tub at my work always has to get thrown away cuz nobody fucking buys it and the quality starts degrading it's such an ass ice cream flavor", adding a bittersweet note that reflects their melancholy self-deprecating vibe. A shot of energy drink fuels the relentless gaming energy seen in "OVERWATCH LET ME INN" and "VENDETTA nice hero". The lime’s sharp sourness echoes their frustration over "i need to stop spending 500 a month on delivery food". Finally, a splash of soda adds the fizzy, meme-filled chaos that keeps their timeline buzzing, just like the line "the jokes write themself".

Your Hogwarts House
The user frequently shows a drive to improve their own situation and a willingness to manipulate resources, as seen in 'i need to stop spending 500 a month on delivery food.' They also express a self‑preserving, exclusive attitude: 'i only tweet for the 5 people who like all my tweets everyone else can die.' Their boastful claim 'I’m so good at this game holy 1v9 every game' reveals a desire for personal superiority and ambition. Strategic, cunning planning appears in game‑related posts like 'i steal my adc first cannon, and based on their reaction, i finish boots to roam first, or supp item to peel them first.' Finally, the concern about resource allocation in 'this would be a good change but riot would never want to allocate the money and resources to moderating voice chat' demonstrates the Slytherin trait of calculating how power and resources are distributed.

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The user frequently labels themselves as an outsider, saying things like "retard central" and posting self‑deprecating lines such as "i only tweet for the 5 people who like all my tweets everyone else can die", which mirrors the Radiohead lyric "I'm a creep, I'm a weirdo". Their repeated expressions of exhaustion—"i deserve a nap", "im actually losing my mind", "thanks for the 200 notis im ending my life"—echo the feeling of not belonging expressed in the song. The chorus "What do I want? I don’t belong here" captures their sense of alienation seen in tweets about being a "femcel" and feeling ignored. Additionally, the dark humor in tweets like "this nazi ass country bro" and "the jokes write themself" aligns with the song’s melancholy yet self‑aware tone.

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