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The user shows intense emotional swings, repeated declarations of happiness tied to a romantic relationship, and frequent suicidal and self‑harm thoughts, mirroring Moe Szyslak’s chronic loneliness and depression. For example, they tweet 'I think I might actually kill myself tonight, we'll have to see [picture]' and 'my streak of 131 days of no self harming unfortunately ended today [picture]', reflecting the same hopelessness Moe often expresses. Their repeated statements like 'I'm finally happy again.. My girlfriend is amazing.. 🤍 [picture]' echo Moe’s fleeting moments of optimism that quickly collapse. The desire for an abusive, controlling partner ('I want to be in an abusive relationship…') matches Moe’s pattern of seeking validation from toxic relationships and his history of being mistreated by customers. Overall, the pattern of self‑destructive behavior, loneliness ('I'm so cold and alone'), and yearning for love aligns closely with Moe’s tragic, behind‑the‑bar persona.

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These tweets reveal a strong introverted focus, as the user often shares intimate, internal thoughts like 'I think I might actually kill myself tonight, we'll have to see' and repeatedly expresses personal emotions rather than commenting on external events. Their language is concrete and detail‑oriented, noting specific facts such as 'my streak of 131 days of no self harming unfortunately ended today' and describing current circumstances like 'Job's doing great, relationship has been never better'. Decision‑making appears to be driven by personal values and feelings, evident in statements such as 'I want to be loved, even if it's just an abuser and manipulator, I'd sacrifice my life for them'. Finally, the emphasis on tracking goals and maintaining routines, as in the self‑harm streak, suggests a judging preference for order and structure.

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Student, book hoarder & fish enthusiast. Mental health advocate who once taught a goldfish to fetch my phone. Indie gamer, sharing growth & creative vibes.– @tsundoku_koi

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The Midnight Rose blends black vodka, rose syrup, fresh lemon juice, simple syrup, and a dash of Angostura bitters. The dark black vodka mirrors the tweet "I think I might actually kill myself tonight, we'll have to see" and the ending of a 131‑day self‑harm streak, representing deep depression. Rose syrup adds a sweet floral note echoing "I'm finally happy again.. My girlfriend is amazing.. 🤍" and the love they feel. The sharp lemon juice cuts through the sweetness like the painful reality of self‑harm, as in "my streak of 131 days of no self harming unfortunately ended today". A dash of bitters captures the longing for a dominant, abusive dynamic expressed in "I want to be in an abusive relationship in which I get gaslit and put down…" while the simple syrup tempers the bitterness, reflecting fleeting moments of happiness.

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The user shows deep loyalty and dedication to their girlfriend, repeatedly expressing love and a desire to stay together, e.g., 'I love my girlfriend sm. ... I want to be with her forever and help her as well as get better myself.' They also emphasize perseverance and resilience, noting 'I will get better :)' and 'Besides that single slip up, I've been feeling pretty great recently. Job's doing great, relationship has been never better and being alive actually feels enjoyable :D.' Their yearning for connection and willingness to sacrifice for a loved one aligns with Hufflepuff's values of kindness and dedication, as seen in 'I really just want to cling myself to a person, I don't care about who it is. I want to be loved, even if it's just an abuser and manipulator, I'd sacrifice my life for them.' While they also experience self‑harm and low self‑esteem, the consistent theme of loyalty, support, and desire to help their partner points most strongly toward Hufflepuff.

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The repeated cycles of fleeting happiness and deep despair in the tweets echo the raw confession in Nine Inch Nails' "Hurt", where the narrator says "I hurt myself today to see if I still feel." The user's admission, "my streak of 131 days of no self harming unfortunately ended today" and "I think I might actually kill myself tonight, we'll have to see" directly mirror the song's themes of self‑inflicted pain and existential dread. Their longing for connection, even if abusive ("I want to be in an abusive relationship in which I get gaslit and put down in until my last conscious bit crumbles, and I am completely reliant on them like a mindless slave"), aligns with the lyric "What have I become?" as they grapple with identity in a broken relationship. The juxtaposition of brief moments of joy ("I'm finally happy again.. My girlfriend is amazing.. 🤍") with stark loneliness ("I'm dying lonely" and "I'm so cold and alone") reflects the song's contrast between remorse and yearning for redemption. Ultimately, the haunting melancholy and self‑reflection of "Hurt" capture the emotional turbulence evident across these tweets.

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