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Your Simpsons character
Tainá reads as a very opinionated, socially aware nerd with strong feelings, which aligns most with Lisa Simpson. She shows clear political and social consciousness, calling out injustice and regional inequality much like Lisa does, for example when she says “dps sao contra o bonus regional, os nortistas sao os mais coitados do brasil!!!” and “acordem a erika hilton tem uma chance mixuruca de ser presidente a mulher é trans no brasil pelo amor né”. She’s also deeply invested in education and exam scores, worrying about ENEM results and TRI — “sinto q minha tri veio alta em linguagens mais baixa em natureza e a redação nem quero comentar… agr a ansiedade e pelas chamadas” and “alguém sabe o horário q as notas do enem vai sair?” — which fits Lisa’s studious, anxious-over-grades personality. At the same time, she has a sharp, sometimes cutting sense of humor and moral outrage, seen in tweets like “nao da com isso, tem q jogar fora esses vagabundos nao merecem viver na sociedade #JustiçaPorOrelha” and “acabem logo com esse estado mds”, echoing Lisa’s intense ethical streak. Finally, her queer identity and love of sapphic ships and actresses — “ai amo ser homosex” and the constant wlw shipping like “aff to shipando a reese e o danny do chigaco med mas sei q nao vai dar futuro” — align well with modern, fan-interpreted Lisa as a socially progressive, potentially queer-coded character who lives half in media/fandom and half in political concern.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Extraverted: they frequently react to media, politics, and fandom in a very outward, expressive way, gushing over people and characters (“esse professor é tao lindo em nivel absurdo”, “mds é surreal a quantidade de viado q tem em sp por metro quadrado”), and openly share emotional states like anxiety about ENEM scores (“o q custa lançarem as notas de madrugada sabe?? O Q CUSTA, pouparia tanto minha ansiedade😭😭😭😭”). Their interests and comments show Intuition: they often generalize from specific events to broader patterns or possibilities, such as extrapolating violence against animals to future violence against vulnerable people (“hj é um cachorro no futuro é criança, idoso, mulher…”) and speculating about character relationships and ships (“sintk q eles vao casar nesse ano”). The tone is clearly Feeling-oriented: moral outrage and empathy dominate, like calling for justice and punishment in an emotional way (“nao da com isso, tem q jogar fora esses vagabundos nao merecem viver na sociedade #JustiçaPorOrelha”) and defending marginalized groups and favorite characters from hate (“se nao entenderam ate agr q ele é timido sao muito burros”). Finally, they seem more Perceiving than Judging: their timeline is spontaneous and reactive—jumping between fandoms, politics, ENEM anxiety, and crushes (“chega de internet por hj”, “to ansiosa pra saber se a tri do povo foi boa ou ruim pq isso q importa na concorrência”)—with little emphasis on structure or long-term planning, fitting an ENFP’s flexible, emotionally expressive style.

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Brazilian lesbian, TV & GL drama analyst, ENEM survivor in progress. Once fell for a doctor on a soap and now distrusts every straight storyline.– @tsya_cabello

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This cocktail channels Tainá’s loud, passionate stan energy and queer chaos – bubbly but with a serious kick – just like when she proudly declares “ai amo ser homosex”. The cachaça infused with açaí roots the drink in Brasil and her regional pride, echoing tweets like “só o que tem nas cidades paraenses é lojas de artesanato vendendo esses brincos, isso se chama cultura”. Pink grapefruit juice brings tart drama and a bit of bitterness for her rants about politics, education and injustice, such as “dps sao contra o bonus regional, os nortistas sao os mais coitados do brasil!!!” and “nao da com isso, tem q jogar fora esses vagabundos nao merecem viver na sociedade #JustiçaPorOrelha”. The sparkling rosé is her romantic, thirsty timeline – from “esse professor é tao lindo em nivel absurdo” to the all‑caps enthusiasm of “ELA TA VIVENDO MEU SONHO QUERO TBM”. A dash of red pepper tincture mirrors her sharp tongue and zero‑tolerance posts like “tem como nao eu odeio homem”. Finally, the hibiscus sugar rim is a pretty, sapphic flourish for her endless WLW obsessions, from shipping in séries to the delirium of “MDS DO CEU ATE EU TOMEI O SUSTO COM O BEIJAO, te amo loquina #tresgraças”.

Your Hogwarts House
Tainá shows a strong Gryffindor streak in how openly and passionately she stands up for what she thinks is right, often in a very direct, confrontational tone. She reacts fiercely to injustice and cruelty, for example demanding harsh consequences for animal abusers in “nao da com isso, tem q jogar fora esses vagabundos nao merecem viver na sociedade #JustiçaPorOrelha” and expressing outrage that no one has been punished yet in “monstros, como pode ninguém ter sido punido sendo q essa desgraça fa mais de uma semana?????”. She also shows political courage and blunt realism about Brazil and marginalized groups in tweets like “acordem a erika hilton tem uma chance mixuruca de ser presidente a mulher é trans no brasil pelo amor né” and “hj é um cachorro no futuro é criança, idoso, mulher e raramente em homens pq sao covardes e sempre vao nos mais vulneráveis”. Beyond that, she’s impulsive and emotional, swearing, caps-locking, and reacting intensely to scenes and characters, as in “MDS DO CEU ATE EU TOMEI O SUSTO COM O BEIJAO, te amo loquina #tresgraças” and “VSFD Q CENA LINDA 😭😭😭😭”. While she clearly has loyalty and humor (which could suggest Hufflepuff or Ravenclaw), her defining traits are boldness, moral outrage, and a tendency to charge head‑first into defending her opinions—hallmarks of Gryffindor.

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A well‑suited song for tainá is girls by girl in red, because so many of her tweets revolve around being sapphic, crushing on women, and celebrating queer identity. She literally says “ai amo ser homosex” and constantly comments on how attractive women are, like “eu tenho uma queda enorme por medicas” and “mds ela de leggings 😩😩😩😩”. The song’s theme of unapologetically liking girls fits with her playful, confident tone when she talks about being seduced by women, as in “me senti muito seduzida”. Her shipping of lesbian couples and reality-show sapatonas, for example “nem vou assistir essa joça mas… tem q ter representatividade de sapatonas tbm”, mirrors the song’s fixation on women. Overall, her timeline reads like the real-life, pop-culture-obsessed version of the yearning, gay energy that girls encapsulates.

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