Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Affectionate friend: Frequently expresses love and care for friends and boyfriend, like missing her best friend after a full day together in “a sensação de vazio apos passar quase um dia inteiro com minha melhor amiga e depois ficar com meu namorado” and praising Taila’s house as a place of peace in “a casa de taila ta no top 4 lugares pra sentir uma paz absoluta”.
- Hardworking student: Shows dedication to studies and exams, using Notion and sleep regulation to improve performance as seen in “o notion salva a minha vida 24/7”, “consegui regular meu sono finalmente”, and “eu aq morrendo de dor de cabeça por causa da pressao e estudando #minhavagaésua”.
- Emotionally expressive: Comfortably shares feelings of joy, stress, and sadness, such as crying over The Last of Us in “eu vejo a morte do joel 91083939 e eu SEMPRE CHORO” and openly talking about anxiety over cutoff scores in “a merda a nota de corte ta em 780, qro injustiça”.
- Humorous storyteller: Uses vivid, funny descriptions of everyday life—like the aunt laughing in the dark bathroom in “minha tia rindo sozinha no banheiro no escuro abram as portas do hospício” and Giovanna seeing shapes in clouds in “GIOVANNA VIU UM CU NAS NUVENS EU TO PADDANFO MAL”.
- Principled assertiveness: Stands firmly by personal choices and values, especially about career and social issues, like refusing pressure to study medicine in “vsfd, qnd q ele vai entender q eu NAO VOU CURSAR MEDICINA” and calling out racism in “minha amiga, você é racista”.
Weaknesses:
- High reactivity: Responds intensely to stressors like exams and family conflict, shown in explosive reactions to cutoff scores in “meu deus a nota de corte ja aumentou mais 8 pontos, me mata de uma vez” and frustration with INEP in “mds as 3 questoes q eu anulei foram 3 que eu tinha acertado mds inep explode”.
- Pessimistic outlook: Often expects negative outcomes or uses defeatist language, like saying she ‘zeroed’ the ENEM in “zerei o enem aposto” and that her excitement went ‘to hell’ in “minha animação foi toda pra casa do caralho”.
- Family conflict: Shows ongoing unresolved tension with her father, including feeling blamed and unsupported in “meu pai faz merda e a culpa vira do mundo inteiro, menos dele pqp viu” and him criticizing her engineering choice in “incrivel, escolho um bom curso, uma boa faculdade pra cursar e meu pai AINDA SIM conseguiu colocar defeito”.
- School resentment: Holds strong negative feelings toward her school environment, as shown in “quero mais é q o colegio exploda” and repeated complaints about academic pressure and exams in “nos resta aceitar que a prova de humanas virou uma prova completa sobre interpretação de texto”.
- Stress vulnerability: Shows signs of being heavily affected by pressure, such as insomnia from stress in “to a quase uma hr tentando dormir dnv e simplesmente nn consigo alegriaaa” and wanting to ‘die’ over having a legal process in “acabei de fzr 18 anos e ja tenho processo no meu nome, j’ahpodisimatar?”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
They resemble Lisa Simpson: smart, driven, anxious about grades and the future, and often feeling misunderstood by family. They stress a lot about exams and cut-off scores, like when they complain that “a merda a nota de corte ta em 780, qro injustiça” and joke about passing at Cimatec only on the “718833° chamada”, which fits Lisa’s academic obsession and pressure. Their frustration with their father’s expectations about medicine versus computer engineering in “vsfd, qnd q ele vai entender q eu NAO VOU CURSAR MEDICINA” mirrors Lisa’s constant clash with Homer over her ambitions. At the same time, they’re highly emotional and introspective, crying over The Last of Us in “eu vejo a morte do joel 91083939 e eu SEMPRE CHORO” and describing their sense of emptiness after time with loved ones in “a sensação de vazio apos passar quase um dia inteiro com minha melhor amiga e depois ficar com meu namorado”, much like Lisa’s sensitivity. Their mix of activism/assertiveness, as in “minha amiga, você é racista”, and nerdy organization with Notion in “o notion salva a minha vida 24/7” reinforces the parallel to Lisa’s principled and studious personality.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
They lean Extrovert: they are constantly interacting with friends, telling stories about social moments, and joking in a very outward, animated way, e.g. talking about terror psicológico with a friend in “eu fznd terror psicológico em giovanna amu” and laughing at group dynamics like “giovanna só sabe rir misericórdia”. Their style is more Intuitive than concrete: they dramatize, exaggerate and use metaphorical or imaginative language such as “hj o dia teve inúmeras camadas, estou rindo ate agr” and “as vezes me sinto linda como solos de guitarra”, focusing on vibes and meanings rather than just plain facts. They are clearly Feeling-oriented, reacting emotionally to media and relationships, as in “nao consigo ver nd de tlou sem chorar kisaco” and “a sensação de vazio apos passar quase um dia inteiro com minha melhor amiga e depois ficar com meu namorado… vou chorar de saudade”; even when they are critical, it’s from a value/emotion stance, like “minha amiga, você é racista”. Their behavior mixes productivity tools with spontaneity, but overall skews Perceiving: they celebrate flexible coping strategies such as “parei de regrar as hrs q eu levo estudando e consegui ser mil vezes mais produtiva” and procrastination tricks in “a tecnica de por uma atividade muito mais importante do que a atividade mais importante que eu tenho que fazer é genial”, suggesting adaptable rather than rigid planning. Taken together—social, expressive, imaginative, emotionally driven, and flexible—ENFP fits their overall online persona best.
Some pickup lines for you
- If your phone display is really dying like you said on 2026-02-02, I volunteer as tribute to be the new screen you stare at 24/7 👀📱
- You cry every time you see Joel’s death in TLOU, I stress over Leon’s design in RE4… seems only fair we trauma-bond over games and then heal together with some picanha ‘obrigada lula’ style. 🎮🥩
- You said Notion saves your life 24/7, but I think we’d be even more productive if you added one more project: ‘Shared life with that mysterious stranger from the TL’. I promise zero procrastination. ✅
- Your dad wants you in medicine, you want computer engineering… how about we compromise: I’ll be the bug, you debug my heart, and together we prove your future in tech is already working perfectly. 💻
- You watching One Piece, raging at Tashigi and hyping Smoker & Nico Robin, me secretly wishing to be the next character you get obsessed with… spoiler: our ship is definitely canon. ☠️💕
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18 • future computer engineer, past ENEM survivor. Once moved cities for ‘better weather’ and was greeted by polar vortex instead of sunshine.– @ttchoppwer
Your signature cocktail
Rena do Nariz Azul Elixir
This cocktail starts with cachaça infused with roasted coffee beans, because they’re chronically studying, surviving ENEM drama, and still cracking jokes about cutoffs like “a merda a nota de corte ta em 780, qro injustiça” and “com muita fé eu passo no cimatec na 718833° chamada 😍😍😍”. Blue curaçao paints the glass with their whimsical “rena do nariz azul” vibe and all the chaotic fandom tears over TLOU and Joel like “eu vejo a morte do joel 91083939 e eu SEMPRE CHORO”. The fizz of Guaraná soda matches their hyper, meme-y humor, from terror psicológico in friends to screaming about One Piece twists like “MEU DEUS TO TODA ARREPIADA O ENEL VAI FAZER OQUE”. A dash of saline solution brings a tiny bitter-salty edge for the family stress and existential crises in “meu pai faz merda e a culpa vira do mundo inteiro, menos dele pqp viu” and the never-ending pressure to choose a career in “vsfd, qnd q ele vai entender q eu NAO VOU CURSAR MEDICINA”. Finally, a bright lime peel expressed over the top captures their sharp, mocking wit and ability to turn every situation into a bit, like roasting friends in “giovanna indo se estressar c um ngc de quase UMA SEMANA atras” while still radiating affection in “a sensação de vazio apos passar quase um dia inteiro com minha melhor amiga e depois ficar com meu namorado lkkskskksksksks gente vou chorar de saudade”. This is a strong, bright, slightly salty-sweet chaos potion—high energy, a little dramatic, and extremely drinkable, just like their timeline.
Your Hogwarts House
Ravenclaw
They show a strong orientation toward study, structure, and intellectual goals that aligns closely with Ravenclaw. They frequently talk about exam performance and cutoffs, like worrying that “a merda a nota de corte ta em 780, qro injustiça” and joking that their desired course has “quase a mesma nota de corte de medicina” in “tabom vsfd kkkkkk o curso q eu quero fzr tem quase a mesma nota de corte de medicina na ufba kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk”, showing how central academic metrics are to them. They also experiment with productivity and systems, such as noting that “parei de regrar as hrs q eu levo estudando e consegui ser mil vezes mais produtiva 😛” and that “o notion salva a minha vida 24/7”, which reflects a very Ravenclaw-style optimization of their learning. Their frustration with the nature of exams is analytical rather than purely emotional—e.g., observing that “nos resta aceitar que a prova de humanas virou uma prova completa sobre interpretação de texto” shows meta-commentary on how the test is constructed. Although they clash with their father about career expectations, they defend their chosen intellectual path in engineering, insisting “ele acha mesmo q dizendo q eu nn vou ter futuro com eng da computação, vai girar uma chave na minha cabeça q vai fzr eu querer medicina”, which reveals a rational, self-directed commitment to their own academic interests. Taken together—the love of structured tools, focus on exam strategy and cutoffs, and thoughtful criticism of tests—these traits fit Ravenclaw more strongly than the other houses.
Your movie
Your song
brutal - Olivia Rodrigo
A well‑suited song is brutal by Olivia Rodrigo, because it captures chaotic late-teen energy, academic pressure, and emotional whiplash. They vent constantly about exams and cutoffs, like when they complain that “a merda a nota de corte ta em 780, qro injustiça” and joke that “zerei o enem aposto”, which fits the song’s stressed, over-it student vibe. Their relationship and friendship drama, from missing their best friend after a long day together in “gente vou chorar de saudade” to joking about psychological terror with friends in “eu fznd terror psicológico em giovanna amu”, mirrors the messy, emotional honesty in the lyrics. They also show a rebellious streak toward school and expectations, like saying “quero mais é q o colegio exploda” and refusing parental pressure for medicine in “vsfd, qnd q ele vai entender q eu NAO VOU CURSAR MEDICINA”, which aligns with the song’s frustrated, defiant tone. Overall, brutal encapsulates their humor, anxiety, and refusal to conform while still being vulnerable about how overwhelming everything feels.
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