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Your Simpsons character
@tteutttol shares Lisa Simpson’s signature blend of existential dread, intellectual hobbies, and a deep sense of being an outsider. Much like Lisa, the user navigates a mix of high-brow and pop-culture interests, from playing “te odeio sudoku” to obsessing over specific music and grappling with social anxiety, as seen when they admit “each year i’m still so shy and so quiet”. Their tweets reflect a frequent sense of being overwhelmed by the world, captured in the desperate plea “mae posso dormir com vc to com medo da faculdade”. Despite this, they maintain a sharp, critical wit toward their surroundings, lamenting that “a pirataria ja foi muito melhor nesse pais” while trying to find peace through meditation or music.

Your MBTI personality Type
tteutttol exhibits Introversion through their self-description as “still so shy and so quiet” and a preference for solitary gaming and domestic life. Their Intuitive side is shown through a focus on internal moods and symbolic dreams, such as “dreaming about my teeth falling out” and feelings of “restlessness”. As a Feeler, they are highly expressive of their emotional states, frequently using words like 'hate,' 'love,' and 'obsession,' notably stating “I don't think I'll ever get you out of my system”. Finally, their Perceiving trait is evident in their struggle with structure, admitting they “can never regulate my sleep” and expressing a spontaneous desire to “skip the next 10 days”.

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Former slime admin and LOONA enthusiast transitioning from high school to university life in Fortaleza. Ask me about my Sims 3 legacy or my obsession with XG.– @tteutttol

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This cocktail is a chaotic blend of student anxiety and pop culture obsession, much like the user's fear of the future and their “rosto oblongo”. The high-proof Cachaça represents their intense, unfiltered outbursts, such as wishing for the writers of Stranger Things to “queimar no lago de fogo”. The espresso mirrors their struggle to “regular meu sono”, while the sour lime reflects a bitterness toward the mundane, like their “odio pelo tiktok shop”. Finally, the glitter and rose petal add a touch of the 'it-girl' aesthetic they maintain even when they are “sentindo que vou desmaiar”.

Your Hogwarts House
tteutttol exhibits the Slytherin traits of self-preservation and a sharp, selective social filter, often expressing intense disdain for those who don't meet their standards, such as when they tweet, “esse harry styles devia desistir da carreira”. Their ambition is flavored by a certain ruthlessness regarding their preferences, shown when they hope the writers of a show they dislike “morram e sejam condenados eternamente”. Despite a facade of indifference, they are highly resourceful and self-aware, admitting to being “mt complexado mesmo” while navigating social hierarchies. This combination of biting wit, a strong sense of self-identity, and a focus on personal desires over collective harmony firmly aligns them with the house of the serpent.

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The user’s feed is a tapestry of youthful angst, body image complexes, and the overwhelming pressure of transitioning into adulthood, mirroring the themes of Teen Idle. They frequently express deep dissatisfaction with their physical appearance, noting “tenho uma obsessão em deixar meu cabelo td torto” and “rosto oblongo”, alongside a crushing fear of the future now that they have “acabei a escola”. Their existential dread is palpable in tweets like “mãe posso dormir com vc to com medo da faculdade”, capturing the song's desire to retreat back into childhood. Furthermore, the user explicitly struggles with social anxiety and identity, admitting “each year i’m still so shy and so quiet” and “sou mt complexado mesmo”. This digital diary of self-loathing mixed with pop culture escapism perfectly aligns with Marina's iconic anthem of troubled adolescence.

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