
Strengths and Weaknesses

Your Simpsons character
They’re most similar to Lisa Simpson, who is intense, introspective, and constantly battling between self-criticism and wanting to do what’s right for herself. Like Lisa, they overthink and analyze their own mental health and diagnosis, as in “If i experience severe manic episodes , but they don't last that long…what is It? bipolar? 1 or 2?? cyclothomia, MDD?? My psychiatrist can't figure it out”, showing a very self-aware, intellectual style of worrying. There’s also a strong perfectionistic, achievement-oriented side (returning to gymnastics, walking for hours, obsessing over calories) that mirrors Lisa’s drive: “Ocd + ADHD combo made me walk for nearly 5h but it's okay I'm not even tired😛”. At the same time, their despair and feeling unloved—“No one cares abt me unless I'm bmi 12 and it makes me not wanna recover ever I'm fucking sobbing i js wanna be loved”—echo Lisa’s recurring loneliness and sense that others only value a narrow version of her. Finally, despite deep pain, there are flashes of earnest hope and attempts at recovery, like “Fuck this I'm recovering”, which fits Lisa’s underlying resilience and desire to choose a healthier path even when it’s incredibly hard.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Introvert: despite having many followers, they repeatedly mention feeling alone and misunderstood, like in “Why the fuck does no one gaf abt me” and preferring to vent on a private account, saying “all i do there is yap and complain and whine about how miserable i am”. They skew iNtuitive because they often reflect on the meaning of their disorder and identity rather than just concrete behaviors, as in “This disorder has taken everything from me… i hate it, but i hate myself more, and i hate the fact that i can't escape”, and compare long-term mindset shifts like “Last year, i wanted sooo badly bmi 9, now the thought of ever going that low again scares the living shit out of me”. Their style is clearly Feeling, centering on emotional experience and validation rather than logic, e.g. “No one cares abt me unless I'm bmi 12 and it makes me not wanna recover ever I'm fucking sobbing i js wanna be loved” and asking others about how they perceive them: “Bmi guesses?? I need to know how I'm percieved”. They look more Perceiving than Judging: their routines are inconsistent (omad, fasts, binges, impulsive walks) and they act spontaneously on urges, as seen in “Starting a 40h fast !!” and “I nearly passed out in school… now I'm just here laying down”, rather than describing structured plans or rigid long-term systems. Overall, the emotional intensity, self-exploration, focus on meaning, and somewhat chaotic, spur-of-the-moment coping all fit INFP best.

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16 → 17 | gymnast in a comeback era, dessert enthusiast & Nutella crêpe defender | currently learning that recovery can coexist with pink Juicy tracksuits– @tth3bl4ckestd4y

Your signature cocktail
This cocktail starts with Nutella-infused cold brew, a nod to their chaotic comfort-meal era of "I've eaten nothing but Nutella crepes in the past 48h #crepesmono", wired and restless but still kind of sweet. Sparkling lemonade brings the sharp, fizzy attitude of someone who can say "Life is shit but at least i got a thigh gap and a pink juicy tracksuit" and still show up in bright colors. The pink granola-honey rim plays on their slow-burn relationship with food like "How long does it take yall to go thru a box of granola?? Bc personally it takes me minimum 5 months" and the sweetness their dad sparked in "I blame my dad for starting my bread and honey addiction". A dash of bitter herbal liqueur captures the hospital visits and heart-drop moments of "I'm at the er again" and "Got force fed://", grounding all the sweetness with reality. Finally, a cherry syrup 'clean wrist' drizzle references their dark humor and recovery fight in "Almost a month clean!!🥹" and the bio line “what a waste of a perfectly good clean wrist,” turning something dangerous into something soft, red, and ornamental instead.

Your Hogwarts House
Their timeline shows a pattern of raw courage and impulsive risk-taking that aligns most with Gryffindor. Physical bravery and pushing through fear are clear in tweets like going back to a physically demanding sport after years away, where they say “Had my first gymnastics practice after quitting 3 years ago🥹🥹”, and in casually minimizing extreme exertion, “Ocd + ADHD combo made me walk for nearly 5h but it's okay I'm not even tired😛”. Emotional bravery and a kind of hero/“martyr” complex show in posts like “This disorder has taken everything from me…i hate it, but i hate myself more, and i hate the fact that i can't escape” and “This disorder has ruined every aspect of my life yet i still choose it. Every. fucking. day.”, where they confront their suffering publicly and dramatically instead of hiding it. They repeatedly face terrifying medical situations—ER visits, hospitalization, heart and liver failure—and describe them bluntly, like “My worst nightmare happen: i passed out on the bus. I am so scared.” and still push themselves, even boasting “Being stuck in a hospital doesn't mean i can't get steps in 😜”, which reflects reckless Gryffindor-style daring more than cautious self-preservation. There is also a strong streak of standing up for themselves and others in a confrontational, dramatic way, like warning creeps that “all i do there is yap and complain and whine about how miserable i am 👍🏻” or threatening people who mock their scars in “The next person commenting abt me having $h scars under my tiktoks is gonna misteriously vanish from the face of the Earth.”. While they do show some introspection and loyalty to moots, the dominant traits are intense emotional honesty, dramatic self-sacrifice, and a willingness to confront pain head-on, all of which fit Gryffindor better than any other house.

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A song that best suits them is this is me trying by Taylor Swift. They describe how their disorder has devastated their life while still feeling trapped in it, like in “This disorder has taken everything from me…everything in my life revolves around my weight and body and I'm miserable all the time, i hate it, but i hate myself more, and i hate the fact that i can't escape”, which echoes the song’s themes of self-blame and exhaustion. At the same time, they keep making efforts toward recovery and survival, shown in posts like “Fuck this I'm recovering” and “Last year, i wanted sooo badly bmi 9, now the thought of ever going that low again scares the living shit out of me, and i think that's for the best”. Their mix of relapse, hospitalizations, and trying again—“Recovery going so great i fucking lost weight instead of gaining…i can't make ts up…” and “I'm alive guys js in a psych ward and i barely get my phone”—fits the song’s feeling of quietly fighting to stay alive even when it doesn’t look like much from the outside. Even their small wins, like “Almost a month clean!!🥹”, mirror the lyric, “I just wanted you to know that this is me trying,” showing how much effort it takes for them just to keep going.

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