Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Passionate Fan: She expresses deep, consistent dedication to artists like Gabe Saporta and Fall Out Boy, even noting she “takes gabesaportatweeting very seriously!”
- Socially Proactive: She actively seeks connection by encouraging others to “add me on airbuds and stats fm” and organizing “moothunts”.
- Self-Aware: She recognizes her own habits, questioning if her frequent posting is “annoying af” or “cringe.”
- Highly Sentimental: She cherishes her relationships, admitting her “mutuals and friends make me so insufferably sappy.”
- Intellectually Curious: Her interests extend beyond music to “typology/psychology” and reading in-depth artist “interviews, videos, blogs.”
Weaknesses:
- Over-Post Anxiety: She expresses significant nervousness about “spamming the tl” and feeling “embarrassing” for having few mutuals.
- Impulsive Tweeting: She often makes mistakes, such as posting the “WRONG LINK” or forgetting to hide her private dashboard.
- Occupational Instability: She jokes about her financial or time-management choices, stating she “shouldnt have quit my job 2 months ago.”
- Self-Critical Nature: She views her own interests as “cringe” and describes her attempts at social engagement as “making a fool of myself.”
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
Like Lisa, Ellie is a highly intellectual and dedicated enthusiast who deep-dives into her specific interests, ranging from complex typology (INFJ, sx9, FELV) to the history of the Decaydance record label. She shares Lisa’s sense of being a misunderstood outcast looking for her tribe, expressing a longing for connection by noting, “i just cant FIND PEOPLE. cobra fans wya!!!!”. Her academic side mirrors Lisa's, as she mentions having “an extremely important test today” and lists “reading (hm; music and things deriving from it; interviews, videos, blogs, etc!)” as a core passion. Ultimately, Ellie’s mix of self-proclaimed “cringe” earnestness and her identity as a “devotee” of niche subcultures perfectly aligns with Lisa’s soulful, obsessive, and high-achieving personality.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFJ
Ellie explicitly identifies as an INFJ in her bio and personality threads, a type characterized by deep emotional intensity and a focus on meaningful connections. Her Introversion is evident in her self-admitted struggle to find and interact with others, noting it feels “embarrassing having like a handful of mutuals” and preferring the safety of a “priv = @dormousing” account. She exhibits Intuition through her fascination with typology and her reflective, nostalgic look at the “smfs era”, focusing on the vibe of the music scene rather than just concrete facts. Her Feeling preference is clear in her “insufferably sappy” appreciation for friends and her emotional reaction to music history, while her Judging side appears in her desire for structure, such as making “a thread of my stupid little posts” to organize her thoughts.
Some pickup lines for you
- Are you a Gabe Saporta draft? Because I’ve got about 20 versions of how to ask you out, and I take my tweeting—and you—very seriously.
- I promise my wifi is better than yours, so if you want to be 'insufferably sappy' in my DMs, I guarantee the replies will actually send.
- Are we on Cobra Cam? Because I’ve been thinking about you and Decaydance non-stop, and I'm ready to make our own 'stitching circle.'
- I might be a total stranger on the TL, but according to my typology, we’re a perfect match—unless you’re an INFJ who only has eyes for Pete Wentz drunk dials.
- I know you miss the SMFS era, but how about we start a new one? No 3/2 year wait required, just a 'so much for (2our) date' tonight.
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Your new Twitter bio
Louisiana-based INFJ and Decaydance devotee. When I’m not analyzing Gabe Saporta’s MV cinematography, I’m probably failing a test or troubleshooting my WiFi.– @ttotbos
Your signature cocktail
The Saporta Sparkler (Cobra Cam Edition)
This drink captures Ellie’s high-energy devotion to mid-2000s emo culture, specifically her claim that “tweeting about gabe saporta is what makes us girls”. The effervescent base reflects her social nature, though the 'glitchy' rim acknowledges her frustration when “MY REPLIES NEVER SEND”. It’s a bittersweet, nostalgic mix for someone who is “watching so much for 2our dust on youtube rn” and misses the “smfs era SO badly”. Served in a glass as stylish as “gabe saporta in the good girls go bad mv”, it’s the perfect companion for a “stitching circle” or a long night of bandom-themed drafts.
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
Ellie’s digital presence is defined by an overwhelming sense of warmth, loyalty, and a deep-seated desire for community, which are classic Hufflepuff traits. She openly admits, “my twt mutuals and my friends make me so insufferably sappy”, prioritizing her connections and expressing a strong urge to “interact with my mutuals more” despite technical difficulties. Her humble and inclusive nature shows through when she worries about being “annoying af” or “spamming the tl,” demonstrating a Hufflepuff-like concern for the comfort of others. Even her self-professed interests, such as “conversing or generally talking” and her dedication to her specific niche in bandomtwt, highlight a gentle, steadfast devotion to the people and hobbies she loves.
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Good Girls Go Bad - Cobra Starship (feat. Leighton Meester)
Ellie’s online presence is deeply centered around her self-proclaimed status as a “gabe saporta devotee” and her love for the Decaydance era. She explicitly references this track when posting about “gabe saporta in the good girls go bad mv ♡(˃͈ ˂͈ )”, showing her specific attachment to this peak Cobra Starship moment. The song’s high-energy, neon-pop aesthetic perfectly matches her frequent use of emoticons and her admission that “tweeting about gabe saporta is what makes us girls”. Given her intense focus on “gabesaportatweeting”, this career-defining hit is the ultimate anthem for her digital identity.
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