Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Emotionally expressive: Shares feelings openly, from loneliness to joy, e.g. “eu estou em completo sofrimento, ninguém fala comigo.” and “eu amo ir na praia com os meus amigos”.
- Affectionate friend: Values and praises friends, e.g. “eu amo meu grupo de amigos finalmente eu tenho um grupo de amigos” and “eu amo meus amigos, eu não seria nada sem meus amigos”.
- Strong convictions: Shows clear political and moral stances, e.g. “imagina ser tão burro ao ponto de apoiar o trump e o ICE” and “fogo nos racistas”.
- Self-aware humor: Uses self-deprecating humor to reflect on self, e.g. “diabo frouxo reage (autocrítica” and “yearner final boss”.
- Romantic depth: Thinks deeply about love and relationships, e.g. “terminei o livro que você pediu pra eu ler, e só na página 70 eu entendi você.” and “eu mereço alguém que tenha certeza absoluta que quer ficar comigo”.
Weaknesses:
- Self-critical: Frequently calls themself an idiot or similar, e.g. “eu devo ser um idiota mesmo” and “eu devo ser muito idiota”.
- Emotional volatility: Swings between intense affection and frustration, e.g. “eu odeio ser doente quando se trata de amor” followed by affectionate or romantic posts shortly after.
- Harsh language: Often expresses anger with aggressive wording, e.g. “burro burro burro” and “porra só o ódio”.
- Trust issues: Shows difficulty with trust and disappointment, e.g. “odeio mentira odeio gente mentirosa odeio gente que se faz” and “agora pergunta se faria a mesma coisa por mim”.
- Romantic overattachment: Tends to fixate intensely on romantic interest, e.g. “eu imaginaria sua morte, pra que quando acontecesse não doesse tanto em mim” and “eu odeio ser doente quando se trata de amor”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
They read as an emotionally intense, idealistic, and politically outspoken person, which fits Lisa Simpson best. Like Lisa, they care about politics and justice, calling out bigotry in tweets like “imagina ser tão burro ao ponto de apoiar o trump e o ICE” and “fogo nos racistas”. There’s also a strong introspective and self-critical streak — tweets such as “eu devo ser um idiota mesmo” and “eu devo ser muito idiota” echo Lisa’s bouts of insecurity despite her confidence and intelligence. Their love of books and art, like finishing a recommended book in “terminei o livro que você pediu pra eu ler, e só na página 70 eu entendi você.” and posting about Takato Yamamoto in “Takato Yamamoto e seu vício em vampiros”, parallels Lisa’s artistic and literary side. And just like Lisa fiercely values her friendships, this user repeatedly centers their friend group and emotional bonds, as in “eu amo meus amigos, eu não seria nada sem meus amigos”.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
They lean Extraverted: they constantly post about parties, friends and social energy, e.g. “festa ontem rendeu pra caralho”, “eu amo meu grupo de amigos finalmente eu tenho um grupo de amigos”, and happily meeting people, like “um encontro não faz mal né amigos”. They sound more iNtuitive than Sensing: their tweets are full of emotional and existential subtext rather than concrete details, e.g. “as vezes você precisa perder uma pessoa que era importante na sua vida, pra ganhar outras pessoas incríveis que estão contigo” and the metaphorical “viver No One Noticed é um cu”. The Feeling preference shows in strong value‑based reactions and emotional honesty, such as “odeio mentira odeio gente mentirosa odeio gente que se faz”, “fogo nos racistas”, and yearning posts like “eu mereço alguém que tenha certeza absoluta que quer ficar comigo”. Finally, they look clearly Perceiving: they’re spontaneous, live in the moment and oscillate a lot, e.g. heavy drinking and last‑minute outings like “ontem eu bebi TANTO”, impulsive emotional swings in “burro burro burro” / “eu devo ser um idiota mesmo”, and the casual, unplanned vibe of “sua vida tá um tédio, vem comigo”. Taken together, the energetic social life, abstract/emotional reflections, value‑driven judgments and improvisational lifestyle best fit ENFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- So… you kissed a man for the first time at Boulevard and it ‘rendeu MUITO’ — should we test if lightning strikes twice or do you only break personal records on special occasions?
- You said, “I don’t like you, I smile when I see you.” If I catch you smiling at my DMs, can I legally assume you hate me or do we skip straight to the ‘yearner final boss’ stage?
- As a self‑proclaimed bisexual vampire who loves Takato Yamamoto, I feel like I’m contractually obliged to offer my neck and my playlist. We can listen to TXT and The Smiths while you turn me into your favorite kind of undead.
- You complained about going back to school before Carnaval, but if we cut class together I promise to teach you something useful: how to go from ‘raramente ser solteiro compensa’ to ‘eu amo meu grupo de amigos e meu namorado.’
- You finished the book someone asked you to read and only understood them on page 70 — if I ask you to read me instead, how many pages until you realize I’m exactly what you ‘manifested’ on New Year’s?
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Your new Twitter bio
27 • bi vampire in recovery from bad crushes & worse politics • heart full of TXT, trash TV, and late‑night nerd talks • will overshare, politely– @ttyunluvr
Your signature cocktail
VampirO Boulevard Bliss
This cocktail is strong but playful, made for the bisexual vampirO who admits “ontem eu bebi TANTO” and still wants more nights where “boulevard hoje rendeu MUITO”. The silver cachaça with mint nods to finishing a whole bottle of Kriskof de menta solo in “capaz de eu ter acabado com uma Kriskof inteira de menta sozinho”, giving that fresh, chaotic-party energy. Blood orange juice stands in for the dramatic, vampiric heart-on-sleeve vibes from “eu odeio ser doente quando se trata de amor” and “eu mereço alguém que tenha certeza absoluta que quer ficar comigo”. An espresso shot represents the nerdy, up-all-night side in “batendo papo de nerd de madrugada” and the exhausted student begging “alguém cancela as aulas por favor”. Blackberry syrup brings the sweet but slightly dark streak of someone who can say “raramente ser solteiro compensa” and still gush “eu amo meus amigos, eu não seria nada sem meus amigos”, while sparkling water with sea salt captures living where “amo e odeio morar onde as pessoas vêm passar as férias” and refusing to let anyone “tirar minha paz”.
Your Hogwarts House
Gryffindor
They show very clear Gryffindor traits: loud principles, impulsive emotion, and a tendency to jump into conflict. Politically and morally, they’re outspoken and confrontational, e.g. “imagina ser tão burro ao ponto de apoiar o trump e o ICE” and “fogo nos racistas”, which signals a willingness to call out what they see as wrong rather than staying quiet. Emotionally, they’re dramatic, intense, and willing to risk getting hurt in love, as in “eu odeio ser doente quando se trata de amor” and “eu imaginaria sua morte, pra que quando acontecesse não doesse tanto em mim, mas você não seria nerd o suficiente pra entender”, which fits Gryffindor’s big-heart, all‑or‑nothing style. Their social life is also very bold and high-energy — “festa ontem rendeu pra caralho” and “mano ontem foi FODAAAAA” — and they embrace non-fragile masculinity with pride in “eu AMO não ter masculinidade frágil”, which is very in line with Gryffindor’s brave self-assertion. While they care deeply about friends and belonging (a Hufflepuff trait) as in “eu amo meus amigos, eu não seria nada sem meus amigos”, the dominant note across their posts is fiery, outspoken courage and emotional recklessness, making Gryffindor the best fit.
Your movie
Your song
Please, Please, Please, Let Me Get What I Want - The Smiths
The song that best suits them is Please, Please, Please, Let Me Get What I Want by The Smiths. They literally reference it in a tweet, writing “please please pleasee let me let me let me let me get what I want”, which is a direct lift from the song’s chorus, suggesting a strong emotional connection. The song’s theme of yearning and repeated disappointment fits with tweets like “eu odeio ser doente quando se trata de amor” and “eu mereço alguém que tenha certeza absoluta que quer ficar comigo”. Their mix of romantic intensity and self-deprecation in posts such as “eu devo ser um idiota mesmo” and “to entre tirar a sua roupa e tirar a minha vida” matches the song’s fragile, desperate longing. Even their hopefulness about the future, like “nossa mas eu vou fazer tanta simpatia, quero ver esse ano não ser meu”, echoes the song’s plea for just one good turn in life and love.
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