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Your Simpsons character
This user matches Bart Simpson, with a chaotic, horny, and jokey energy that constantly pushes boundaries. Their openly sexual posts like “preciso dele me fudendo violento mds .” and “só eu queria o pierce mijando na minha boca?” echo Bart’s irreverent, rule-breaking attitude, just turned up to an adult level. At the same time, they’re playful and dramatic, posting things like “PROJETO PUTA ESPERANÇA” and “sou assim no cio 💔”, which feel like Bart’s flair for over-the-top antics and attention. Their mix of laziness and comfort-seeking—“deitadinho na cama o dia todo com preguiça de td” and “deitadinho o dia todo sem levantar da cama quentinha”—also fits Bart’s laid‑back, avoid-responsibility vibe. Even when they talk about school, like “encantado que fui experimentar meu uniforme da escola e a calça ta marcando minha bunda/coxas do jeitinho que eu gosto”, it’s with the same mischievous, self-focused humor Bart would bring to any situation.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Extraverted: they frequently talk about social interaction, attention and being perceived, e.g. enjoying NSFW accounts following them “as conta nsfw me seguindo aqui”, complaining about mutuals and drama “esse viado carente nao existe se não quotar ou mandar indireta pra alguem”, and celebrating holidays loudly with followers “FELIZ ANO NOVO MEUS AMORES”. Their focus is strongly Sensing: tweets revolve around concrete bodily sensations and present experiences like food and textures “amo me lotar de hidratante e depois passar litros de perfume doce pra fica cheiroso e brilhando o dia todo”, specific dishes “ano novo + churrasquinho + vatapá + pavê de cupuaçu…”, and their body/uniform “a calça ta marcando minha bunda/coxas do jeitinho que eu gosto”, rather than abstract theorizing. They are clearly Feeling-oriented, reacting in an emotional, value-laden way to media and people, such as intense stanning and hating “todo o hate nesse viado ridiculo ismael me cura tanto” and gushing over idols and songs “MEU DEUS A SABRINA LANÇOU SUCH A FUNNY WAY 😭😭😭”, with little interest in logical argument. Finally, they appear Perceiving: their lifestyle is spontaneous and pleasure-focused, shown in lazy days in bed “deitadinho na cama o dia todo com preguiça de td”, impulsive gaming and music binges “voltei a jogar brawl stars dps de uns 3 meses sem entrar no jogo”, and sexual/impulsive humor “preciso da rola dele batendo leite no meu cznh” rather than structured planning. The combination of high-energy social posting, sensory indulgence, emotional expressiveness and flexible, in-the-moment living fits ESFP best.

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Vini • 17 • part-time K-pop critic, full-time dessert & skincare enthusiast. Once celebrated a refund of 59 Robux like it was a Grammy.– @tubatubin

Your signature cocktail
This cocktail is creamy, pink, and a little shameless, just like someone whose favorite drink is “milkshake de morango” and who proudly lists “fruta fav banana” in their “fatos inúteis sobre mim”. The strawberry milkshake base nods to that soft, sweet core under all the sexual chaos of “sou assim no cio 💔” and “PROJETO PUTA ESPERANÇA”. Cupuaçu brings the North of Brazil rain-and-chill vibe from “aqui no norte estamos vivendo dias de glória uma chuvinha um friozinho bom esses dias”, while banana adds playful, slightly naughty energy (use your imagination). The white chocolate liqueur and sparkling soda make it sweet, cute and a bit over-the-top, echoing “amo me lotar de hidratante e depois passar litros de perfume doce pra fica cheiroso e brilhando o dia todo”. Finally, the edible glitter perfume mist is for the self-care, padraozinho era of “nessas ferias so vou ficar em casa me cuidando fazendo skincare exercicio pra chegar ano que vem ir pra escola bem padraozinho” and the slightly dramatic, sparkling chaos of “konichiwa~ te quiero follar … mi sensei, me moje”. This drink is sweet and flirty but deceptively strong, perfect for someone who tweets “i just want you to come inside” and then claims they’re entering a “era clean a partir de hj!!!”.

Your Hogwarts House
Their tweets show a strong focus on getting what they want in a very direct, unapologetic way, which is classic Slytherin energy. There’s a recurring pattern of openly sexual, goal-oriented desire, like “preciso dele me fudendo violento mds .”, “preciso da rola dele batendo leite no meu cznh”, and “só eu queria o pierce mijando na minha boca?”, all framed with zero embarrassment and a clear drive to obtain what they crave. They also show a playful but sharp, sometimes cutting attitude toward others and fandoms, like mocking Blackpink fans in “mini album kkkkk os blinks merecem isso msm” and criticizing Harry Styles in “nossa o harry styles envelheceu feito leite né pqp”, which fits Slytherin’s blunt, occasionally ruthless social style. Even their self-presentation mixes vanity and calculation, as in “encantado que fui experimentar meu uniforme da escola e a calça ta marcando minha bunda/coxas do jeitinho que eu gosto” and planning a polished image for school with “nessas ferias so vou ficar em casa me cuidando fazendo skincare exercicio pra chegar ano que vem ir pra escola bem padraozinho”. This attention to image, combined with highly strategic, self-serving desire, aligns far more with Slytherin’s ambition and self-interest than with the idealism of Gryffindor, the gentleness of Hufflepuff, or the intellectual focus of Ravenclaw.

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The song brutal fits them because it captures being young, messy, overdramatic, and funny in a very self‑aware way, just like their timeline. They swing from horny, chaotic humor in posts like “i just want you to come inside” and “preciso da rola dele batendo leite no meu cznh” to lazy, overwhelmed vibes like “deitadinho na cama o dia todo com preguiça de td” and “uma preguicinha um tediozinho”. Like Olivia’s lyrics complaining about expectations and appearance, they obsess over their looks and self‑image in tweets such as “encantado que fui experimentar meu uniforme da escola e a calça ta marcando minha bunda/coxas do jeitinho que eu gosto” and “nessas ferias so vou ficar em casa me cuidando fazendo skincare exercicio pra chegar ano que vem ir pra escola bem padraozinho”. Their mix of dramatic stan culture, sexual jokes, and low‑key existential boredom in posts like “let's just all kill ourselves” and “meio em choque que com uma stalkeada de 2 min num mutual a gente descobre mta coisa” lines up perfectly with the song’s theme of chaotic teen angst. Overall, brutal captures their horny, self‑deprecating, pop‑culture‑obsessed vibe better than almost any other mainstream track.

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