Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Socially Connected: Frequently engages with friends like Vitrola, as seen in “eu @falecidovitrola e @oliverzimkk”.
- Self-Deprecating Humor: Uses wit to handle awkward situations, like his “performance media” on the timeline.
- Cultural Awareness: Discusses various media from Jujutsu Kaisen to Chaves, even analyzing “the tarot deck of Chaves”.
- Morally Principled: Expresses strong stances against animal cruelty and “fascist memes”.
- Creative Engagement: Considers himself a prolific content creator with a “crazy routine” for tweeting.
Weaknesses:
- Emotional Instability: Admits to being “disturbed” and having days where nothing goes right.
- Solitude Issues: Openly describes himself as a “very lonely guy” seeking validation.
- Impulsive Outbursts: Threatens to “scream and thrash in the street” when out of wine.
- Digital Dependency: Shows anxiety regarding “ghosting” and mutuals not responding to tweets.
- Escapist Tendencies: Frequently mentions wanting to “deactivate Instagram” or join BBB just to smoke.
Your Simpsons character
Bart Simpson
Like Bart, @tuitesfelizess possesses a chaotic, irreverent spirit and a deep sense of camaraderie with friends, often framing his life through a lens of irony and mischievous energy. He displays a mix of self-deprecating humor and a craving for attention, as seen when he notes that “no human is capable of hitting as many tweets in such a short time” or jokes about his “crazy routine” to maintain his online presence. Despite the bravado, there is an undercurrent of existential loneliness reminiscent of Bart’s more vulnerable episodes, admitting he is “a very lonely guy” who is also “very unlucky and very disturbed.” Ultimately, his penchant for pop culture and his desire to be a television personality—stating he “would like to enter the BBB just so they would give close-ups of me smoking”—perfectly mirrors Bart’s rebellious, fame-seeking, and eternally teenage soul.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
V exhibits strong Introversion (I) through repeated mentions of loneliness and preference for solitude, notably stating “sou um cara muito solitário” and “sou um cara muito sozinho”. Their Intuition (N) is evident in their bio's focus on the “transcendental inefável” and abstract interests in anime narratives like Jujutsu Kaisen, where they ponder “duas coisas poderiam mudar completamente o rumo” of the story. The Feeling (F) trait shines through their raw emotional expression and vulnerability regarding rejection or “lovebombing”, as well as their empathy for animals, noting a case made them “perder toda fé na humanidade”. Finally, they demonstrate a Perceiving (P) preference with a spontaneous, chaotic tweeting style and a self-described “rotina maluca”, often staying up late despite being tired or “me recusando a dormir”.
Some pickup lines for you
- I may not have hyaluronic acid in my brain, but I’m smart enough to know that a guy as 'transcendental' as you shouldn't be drinking wine alone tonight.
- Forget about Jota Quest—the only surprise performance I’m looking for on my TL is you finally putting me in your Close Friends.
- Are you a domain expansion? Because even if the world is as crazy as Satoru Gojo, you’re the only 'ineffable' thing I want to be stuck with.
- I promise I won't ghost you like you're used to, but I might just give you a jump-scare as loud as your brother’s during a thunderstorm if it means getting your attention.
- If you enter the BBB and ask Tadeu to call you 'Tuites,' can I be the one you smoke with in the garden while we complain about the lack of lovebombing this year?
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Your new Twitter bio
Content creator from Minas Gerais. Specializing in high-frequency social commentary, pop culture analysis, and the occasional wine-fueled existential crisis.– @tuitesfelizess
Your signature cocktail
The Ineffable CEO of Minas
This drink captures a user who describes themselves as “transcendental ineffável” but lives a lifestyle of “vinho” and chaos. The strong base mirrors the energy of someone who claims to be the “CEO and earn 20 thousand reais a month” while simultaneously admitting they are “a very lonely, very unlucky and very disturbed guy”. The smoky notes pay homage to their desire to be seen “smoking on BBB”, while the snack garnish is a nod to their late-night habit of “eating biscoito de polvilho”. It is an experimental, bittersweet mix for a person who believes “nobody has more fun here than I do”.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
@tuitesfelizess exhibits a high level of self-awareness regarding their personal brand and social influence, claiming “não existe humano capaz de hitar tantos tweets em tão pouco tempo.. a única exceção a regra é o Tuites felizes”. Their ambition and focus on social status are evident in the desire for a curated public image, such as wanting to “entrar no bbb só pra darem close em mim fumando”. They display a classic Slytherin mix of cynicism and resourcefulness, often making witty, self-preservational remarks about their own “performance media” on the timeline. Even their bio's use of transcendental inefável suggests a desire for an elite, mysterious persona that sets them apart from the 'common' user.
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Chamber of Reflection - Mac DeMarco
The user's online persona is deeply rooted in a sense of existential isolation and late-night introspection, which mirrors the synth-heavy melancholy of this track. They explicitly reference the artist's aesthetic when commenting on a photo, “crl achei que era o Mac Demarco”, and repeatedly emphasize their own reclusiveness, stating, “sou um cara muito solitário” and “sou um cara muito sozinho muito azarado e muito pertubado”. The song’s theme of seeking a private space to process emotions aligns with their habit of tweeting through the night while struggling with sleep, noting how they feel “muito engraçado quando eu ja to com sono mas me recuso a dormir”. Ultimately, their bio's focus on the transcendental and ineffable matches the hypnotic, dream-like quality of DeMarco’s work.
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