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This user is most like Lisa Simpson: politically engaged, opinionated, and very online-brainy while still being extremely fannish. They openly identify as a democratic socialist and complain about shallow or bigoted takes, like when they say they “don’t stand” radgays supporting the European alt-right just for being anti-immigration in “não aguento os radgays apoiando a alt right europeia só por ela ser anti imigração islâmica, sendo que grande parte da alt right europeia apoia a russia” and mock people romanticizing Russia in “me assusta o tanto de brasileiro médio que romantiza a russia”, which matches Lisa’s moralistic, geopolitical awareness. They’re also nerdy and media-obsessed, constantly talking about Steven Universe, Adventure Time, Dead Poets Society, House, Roblox and Letterboxd, as in “acabei de lembrar que eu vou ter que re assistir dead poets society cedo ou tarde” and “abri uma conta no boxd”, which fits Lisa’s pop-culture and intellectual obsessions. At the same time, they’re self-deprecating and melodramatic in a very teenager/young adult way, e.g. “tô quase terminando a fanfic gay que eu tô lendo e eu simplesmente NÃO QUERO terminar” and “Eu amo a minha vida estúpida!!”, reminiscent of Lisa’s oscillation between angst and earnest joy. Their combination of strong ethics, left-leaning politics, niche internet fandoms, and occasional irritation at everyone else’s stupidity makes Lisa Simpson the closest match.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Introvert (I): most activities are solitary or online/parasocial rather than in‑person social events, like choosing between games and fanfic in “decidindo aq se eu jogo infectious smile ou leio fanfic gay no ao3” and binge‑watching series such as House in “terminei a primeira temporada de house😛😛”. They seem more iNtuitive (N) than Sensing, showing big‑picture political takes and patterns instead of concrete detail focus, for example generalizing about leftists and geopolitics in “eu adoro como os esquerdalhas desse site acham que a união europeia é a mesma coisa do que o continente europeu em si” and imagining conditional scenarios like “se o putin fosse a favor da causa lgbt os radgays seriam os maiores russofilos desse site”. Their judgments are clearly Feeling (F)-driven, grounded in values and emotional reactions: they defend migrants and criticize alt‑right support in “não aguento os radgays apoiando a alt right europeia só por ela ser anti imigração islâmica”, and rate years by how they felt in “minha opinião desse ano: achei aceitável… minha nota seria 7/10”. They fit Perceiving (P) rather than Judging, showing spontaneity and low structure: they admit procrastination in “eu ainda vou fazer um bingo pra 2026 eu só tô com preguiça agr msm”, and jump between hobbies impulsively in “acabei de lembrar que eu tenho que voltar a assistir dr. house e ainda vou ter que re assistir steven universo e toh”. Overall, the combination of value‑heavy rants, deep attachment to media/fanfic in “tô quase terminando a fanfic gay que eu tô lendo e eu simplesmente NÃO QUERO terminar”, and introspective, slightly chaotic lifestyle points most strongly to INFP.

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he/him • gay 🇧🇷 | democratic socialist, SU & MLP fan, Roblox enjoyer, Letterboxd lurker. Once rated 2020 a 10/10 and still stands by it.– @turnballsss

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Cachaça is the base because he’s loudly, proudly Brazilian and political, from waving flags in his bio to posts like “braSSileiro mora no cu da america latina e ainda quer falar mal da australia pqp” and “calma lula eu já vou votar em você”. Passionfruit and guava keep it bright, queer, and a bit chaotic, mirroring his self‑description as an “annoying faggot” and his fandom brainrot like “tá tendo muito yaoi na minha tml… não é o suficiente eu quero MAIS”. Blue curaçao adds a cartoonish, Steven Universe / MLPFIM vibrancy, echoing posts like “Não tem nada melhor do que a trilha sonora de steven universo” and his redraws and art flexes. A dash of bitters stands for his constant rants at radgays and tankies, such as “mds que perfil do capeta como eu odeio radgay” and “tankie do tiktok é uma desgraça pqp”. The sparkling fizz and glittered lime capture his mix of self‑deprecating melodrama and genuine joy in life, from “Eu amo a minha vida estúpida!!” to screaming “FELIZ ANO NOVO PORRAAAAA”.

Your Hogwarts House
They consistently show a very Gryffindor blend of blunt courage and readiness to pick fights over what they think is right. Politically, they’re outspoken and confrontational, calling out radicals and authoritarians head‑on, e.g. their rants about radgays and the alt‑right: “não aguento os radgays apoiando a alt right europeia só por ela ser anti imigração islâmica, sendo que grande parte da alt right europeia apoia a russia” and “eh fácil de arrepender anos depois de ter eleito ele né kkkk foda se todos vocês por terem elegido e quase re elegido essa desgraça”. They don’t hesitate to publicly pick enemies and draw hard lines, like saying “apartir de hoje eu vou bloquear qualquer radgay que eu encontrar, não aguento mais essas pragas pqp” and gleefully mocking people they see as hypocritical or bigoted, such as “radgays” repeatedly: “se o putin fosse a favor da causa lgbt os radgays seriam os maiores russofilos desse site”. There’s a reckless, impulsive edge in how they talk about their own life too, joking dramatically about media and emotions, like “cheguei no capítulo final vou me matar” and throwing themselves intensely into fandoms and political arguments. While they have some Ravenclaw-ish media obsession and analysis, the dominant traits are boldness, confrontational defense of their beliefs, and a willingness to charge into discourse without self‑preservation—all classic Gryffindor energy.

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A fitting song for @turnballsss is “Born This Way” because it celebrates queer identity, self-acceptance, and being unapologetically yourself, which matches both their bio (“he/him gay”) and their playful, chaotic posting style. They openly describe themself as an “annoying faggot”, reclaiming a slur in a way that echoes the song’s message of pride and defiance. Their politics and solidarity flags in the location line (🇧🇷🇵🇸🇺🇦) and socialist stance, plus tweets dragging reactionaries like “não aguento os radgays apoiando a alt right europeia”, parallel Gaga’s strong social-justice and pro-queer themes. They also embrace their own messy, meme-filled life with posts like “Eu amo a minha vida estúpida!!”, which lines up with the song’s insistence on loving yourself as you are. Overall, their blend of queer fandom culture, political awareness, and loud self-expression feels exactly like the spirit of Born This Way.

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