Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Emotionally-aware: Openly tracks moods and inner states, e.g. “A esse ponto eu não sei se eu estou em abstinência, desidratado, com o sono fodido, só triste mesmo ou uma combinação…”.
- Creative-writer: Shares original lines and cares about wording, like the self-quoted passage in “Gostaria de compartilhar uma frase de um texto que eu escrevi…”.
- Intellectually-curious: Reads demanding books and references theory, e.g. Lolita in “Parte ruim de ler Lolita…” and “esquizoanálise” in “Bah é os guri da esquizoanalise neh”.
- Socially-engaged: Frequently interacts with others and asks questions, like “Oi gente se vcs morressem hoje qual seria a música de fundo da sua cena de morte?”.
- Humorous-self-aware: Uses humor to comment on their own life, e.g. “I think my mom is trying to gaslight me with chatgpt tarot readings send help” and “Meu avô tbm é tuiteiro Temo o dia que ele achar meu twitter”.
Weaknesses:
- Emotional-volatility: Tweets swing between euphoria and distress, such as “How we feeling out there tonight?! … I am not feeling good.” and “It'll pass, it'll pass”.
- Health-neglect: Repeatedly pushes physical limits with substances and sleep, e.g. “Após 32 horas sem dormir, uns 8 copos de café e dois energéticos…” and “A partir de hoje é uma semana de detox que se não eu vou é MORRER”.
- Executive-dysfunction: Acknowledges difficulty handling tasks and messages, as in “Oi bom dia se eu não estou respondendo suas mensagens é por causa da disfunção executiva…”.
- Family-tension: Often notes friction with relatives and discomfort around their views, e.g. “Media hora con mis abuelos y ya estoy escuchando conspiraciones antisemitas…” and “Minha avó (super conservadora) mandou mensagem perguntando da minha tatuagem 😶”.
- Technology-cynicism: Displays strong hostility toward tech/AI, e.g. “Galera quando que a gente vai começar a explodir data center ein?”, which can close off nuanced perspectives.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
They most closely match Lisa Simpson: intellectually curious, politically radical, artsy, and frequently exhausted by how awful the world is. They’re a bookish NB Letters student who tweets about Nabokov, Borges, and ENEM scores, and even quote literature in Spanish and English, like “En vano espero las desintegraciones y los símbolos que preceden al sueño.” and their own line “idling like an overheating desiring machine fueled by all these strange motions.”. Their leftist, anti-elite stance and AI skepticism (“Galera quando que a gente vai começar a explodir data center ein?”) feel very Lisa-coded as the moral, critical voice in a stupid world. The constant sense of existential dread and emotional overload—“How we feeling out there tonight?! ... I am not feeling good.”—also fits Lisa’s tendency to spiral about the state of humanity. At the same time, their love of music, tattoos, and trying to be a "good influence" on their cousin despite being "meio sórdido" (“eu tbm sou meio sórdido e tenho que evitar falar merda”) recalls Lisa’s mix of idealism and occasional messy, very human contradictions.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They lean Introvert over Extrovert: although they go to parties and festivals, their timeline is full of introspective, very internal posts like “Vontade de me dissolver hoje” and “Odeio tentar escrever sobre algo marcante mas não conseguir achar as palavras.”, and they often narrate their inner state rather than seeking external validation. They are clearly iNtuitive rather than Sensing: they love metaphors and abstractions, e.g. their own line “The frenzy of life has halted in its derrailed tracks and left me buzzing in place, idling like an overheating desiring machine fueled by all these strange motions.”, their attraction to Borges in “Achar uma cópia do Livro dos Seres Imaginários do Borges”, and their interest in theory like “Bah é os guri da esquizoanalise neh”. They fit Feeling over Thinking: values, emotions, and relationships dominate their posts, from political/ethical stances like “Tipo ele é um teorista da conspiração, eu só sou de esquerda radical mesmo” to tender concern such as “Vi um cachorro ser abandonado aqui no Uffa Fiquei Mto triste O bichinho tá aí esperando o dono voltar e sabe, mais uma das pequenas tragédias da vida.”. They also express identity and vulnerability more than cold analysis, e.g. “I am a loser, I am satan,I am jesus christ, I'm me. There are no winnners in this fucked reality.” and the yearning in “Meu algoritmo do instagram sacou meu estado emocional atual e agora ele está me destruindo. ... não quero yearning quero só paz por favor.”. Finally, they seem Perceiving rather than Judging: their life is portrayed as spontaneous and a bit chaotic—staying up 32 hours in “Após 32 horas sem dormir, uns 8 copos de café e dois energéticos eu FINALMENTE vou descansar”, impulsive decisions about tattoos in “Causei altas polêmicas no almoço quando revelei que eu ia usar o dinheiro que eu ganhei pra fazer uma tatuagem”, and disorganized self-management in “Oi bom dia se eu não estou respondendo suas mensagens é por causa da disfunção executiva e não porque eu te odeio”. Putting this together, their introspection, idealism, emotional depth, and messy spontaneity map most closely to INFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- So, since you can't casually quote *Lolita* without people freaking out, how about you casually quote Nabokov at me over coffee and let everyone assume I'm the morally dubious influence instead?
- You said you want to be “the thing you think it's all about” — inconvenient, because ever since you got that first tattoo and passed USP, my brain’s plotline has been entirely twink_do_mal‑centric.
- You’re a NB Letras student, hyped about Borges in Buenos Aires, ranting about AI cutoffs and quoting Mountain Goats — I don’t want to explode any data centers, but I *would* like to overload your notifications with very questionable DMs.
- If your death scene background track question is still valid: mine would be Miracle Musical while I dramatically perish because I tried to keep up with your nicotine withdrawal, MDMA lore from your dad, and 32‑hours‑no‑sleep energy.
- You talk about being an ‘overheating desiring machine’ and wanting to dissolve — we could compromise: you don’t fully dissolve, I don’t fully malfunction, and we just melt into each other at some alt boliche in Buenos Aires instead.
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NB lit student, goth-punk adjacent. Once debated Nabokov on a red-eye to Buenos Aires in my head while chain-eating hotel prosciutto.– @twink_do_mal
Your signature cocktail
Blissfully Unaware Desiring Machine
This cocktail starts with fernet and pomelo soda for their Buenos Aires obsession and oddly specific cravings, echoing their wishlist of “Tomar sorvete de Pomelo… Comprar uma camiseta da banda Sumo… Achar uma cópia do Livro dos Seres Imaginários do Borges”. An espresso shot captures the overcaffeinated, sleep-deprived chaos of “Após 32 horas sem dormir, uns 8 copos de café e dois energéticos eu FINALMENTE vou descansar”. A smoky lapsang souchong syrup stands in for the gothic-punk boutique vibe and constant tug-of-war with nicotine in “Mano é foda como a falta de nicotina é realmente começa a mexer comigo” and “Eu fumei um (1) cigarro hoje, estou tweaking”. A splash of red wine nods to their literary melancholy and Nabokov-induced rage of “Em outras notícias hoje eu quero mandar o Nabokov póstumamente ir tomar no cu porque meu deus mano” and their own line about life’s frenzy and “desiring machine” in “The frenzy of life has halted in its derrailed tracks and left me buzzing in place, idling like an overheating desiring machine…”. Finally, a charcoal salt rim adds a dark, slightly bitter edge for the existential dread of “I am a loser, I am satan,I am jesus christ, I'm me. There are no winnners in this fucked reality.” while still being theatrical enough for someone who posts “Fds hoje eu meto o funny Catch ya'll on the flip side motherfuckers”.
Your Hogwarts House
Ravenclaw
They show a strong, almost compulsive engagement with ideas, literature, and language that points directly to Ravenclaw. They’re a Letras student who proudly shares their own writing, e.g. the elaborate line about life as an "overheating desiring machine" in “The frenzy of life has halted in its derrailed tracks and left me buzzing in place, idling like an overheating desiring machine fueled by all these strange motions.”, which reflects both creativity and a love of complex expression. Their timeline is full of literary and cultural references—Nabokov and Lolita in “Parte ruim de ler Lolita: Não posso citar Lolita…”, Borges in “Achar uma cópia do Livro dos Seres Imaginários do Borges”, and a Borges quote in Spanish in “En vano espero las desintegraciones y los símbolos que preceden al sonho.”. They also nerd out about niche music and media, quoting lyrics and shows like Deadly Class and Miracle Musical in tweets like “Miracle Musical é muito bom.” and “Re assistindo uma das minhas séries preferidas (Deadly Class)… Henry FUCKING ROLLINS”, signaling a pattern of intellectual and aesthetic obsession rather than simple fandom. Even their joking about AI and data centers in “Quando que a gente vai começar a explodir data center ein?” and their multilingual tweeting in Portuguese and Spanish show curiosity and playfulness with knowledge and systems. While they have emotional intensity and some Gryffindor-ish boldness, the consistent throughline is analytical, self-reflective, hyper-verbal engagement with art and ideas, which is quintessentially Ravenclaw.
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Rejoice - AJJ
A song that best suits them is Rejoice by AJJ, because it balances nihilism, leftist anger, and stubborn tenderness in the same way their timeline does. They literally quote the song in full spirit in “Rejoice despite the fact this world will hurt you / And rejoice despite the fact this world will kill you / And rejoice despite the fact this world will tear you to shreds / Rejoice because you're trying your best”, which already shows a direct emotional alignment. Their mix of self-deprecation and dark humor, like “I am a loser, I am satan,I am jesus christ, I'm me. There are no winnners in this fucked reality.”, echoes the song’s way of treating existential dread with almost playful sincerity. The track’s themes of surviving in a cruel world while clinging to small joys fit with tweets where they celebrate passing exams and getting into USP despite chaos, such as “Poxa tive uma puta noite and eu passei na USP, o que eu tenho pra reclamar?”. The way they oscillate between burnout, yearning, political frustration, and affection—seen in tweets like “Eu amo Buenos Aires. É livraria e teatro e sorveteria pra tudo quanto é canto.”—matches AJJ’s emotional whiplash between despair and a stubborn, punkish will to keep going.
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