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They most closely resemble Lisa Simpson: thoughtful, political, emotionally intense, and feeling out of place in a hostile environment. Like Lisa, they express strong moral and political stances, e.g. “i love anarchism” and criticizing bigotry with “kanye west would be one of my favorite rappers if he wasn't a fuckin nazi”. They’re also a sensitive overthinker who feels crushed by family and social pressure, as seen in “thinking about coming out for my mom and i'm almost killing myself” and “I'm going to a Christian camp today and i'm almost trying to kill myself... i don't really want to hear a bunch of pastors... yelling that kissing men is a sin”, which echoes Lisa’s constant struggle with being different in a conservative environment. Their love of niche/alternative music and media (“my dream is that my best friend will someday become an emo so that we can listen to this type of music together”, “watching south park rn forever my favorite adult content show”) parallels Lisa’s intense fandoms and specific passions (jazz, books, causes). At the same time, their self-deprecating, dramatic flair (“i'm quite depressed, i'm quite a meeeeeeesss....”) fits Lisa’s tendency toward melodramatic introspection when she feels misunderstood.

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They lean Introvert: most tweets center on their inner world, moods, and niche interests (emo music, fandom, mental health) rather than big social scenes, e.g. “since my dog died my life seems to be empty” and “i'm quite depressed, i'm quite a meeeeeeesss....”, and even when talking about others it’s usually in a close, parasocial or mutuals context rather than broad socializing. They fit Intuition more than Sensing: they frequently quote lyrics and ideals, focusing on emotional/ideological vibes like “i love anarchism” and turning experiences into dramatic, meaning-laden statements such as “hypocritical people should be burned in hell” instead of concrete step-by-step details. Their language is strongly Feeling-oriented: posts are saturated with emotion, relationships, and value judgments—e.g. “like i love him so much that my heart aches”, “thinking about coming out for my mom and i'm almost killing myself”, and moral stances like “kanye west would be one of my favorite rappers if he wasn't a fuckin nazi”—with little emphasis on detached logic. They appear clearly Perceiving rather than Judging: their life seems spontaneous, messy, and reactive—skipping a psychologist appointment after a fight (“I missed my appointment with the psychologist because I had a fight with my mother and now I'm in tears.”), impulsively considering changing med dosage (“taking 50mg of lamotrigine (i take 25mg) all at once to see with if i can relax a little in this fucking house”), and generally going with feelings and moments rather than structured plans. Altogether, a highly emotional, value-driven inner world, attachment to ideals and fandoms, and impulsive, unstructured behavior align best with INFP.

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Emo minor powered by MCR, yaoi, and too much lamotrigine. Once missed therapy after a fight with my mom and live-tweeted the aftermath.– @twinkatroon

Your signature cocktail
Overproof white rum captures their intense, chaotic impulse and mental health struggle, like when they joke about meds in “taking 50mg of lamotrigine (i take 25mg) all at once to see with if i can relax a little in this fucking house” and the heaviness behind “i'm quite depressed, i'm quite a meeeeeeesss....”. Blue curaçao stands for their ocean-deep emo fandom and devotion to MCR and Frank, screaming in caps in “FRANK IERO FRANK IERO FRANK IERO FEANK WIRO #MCRinPeru” and “frank i love you way too much”. Sour cherry juice brings the sweet-sad ache of obsessive love heard in “like i love him so much that my heart aches” and their melodramatic romantic lines like “where have you gone now? off with someone new?”. Lemon-lime soda adds chaotic, fizzy teenage energy and shitpost brightness, matching the bounce between suicidal ideation in “thinking about coming out for my mom and i'm almost killing myself” and gremlin humor in “é isso mesmo vadia eu me caguei nas calças”. The black sugar rim is their emo/anarchist aesthetic—dark but still candy-coated—echoing “i love anarchism”, their fixation on edgy media like “watching south park rn forever my favorite adult content show”, and their constant orbit around #mcrtwt and #ierotwt. This drink is strong, bittersweet, and theatrically messy—just like an emo kid live-tweeting their feelings at 3AM while blasting MCR.

Your Hogwarts House
They show a strong streak of recklessness and confrontational bravery typical of Gryffindor. They openly declare anti‑authoritarian views with posts like “i love anarchism” and rail against religious homophobia in “i'm going to a Christian camp today and i'm almost trying to kill myself, like I'm so sorry, but i don't really want to hear a bunch of pastors on my fucking ears yelling that kissing men is a sin”, which suggests a willingness to stand up (loudly) against oppressive norms despite personal risk and distress. Their impulsiveness is very evident in “taking 50mg of lamotrigine (i take 25mg) all at once to see with if i can relax a little in this fucking house”, a classic Gryffindor "act first, worry later" move. Even their extreme reactions like “hypocritical people should be burned in hell” and intense emotional responses to music and fandom (for example “FRANK IERO FRANK IERO FRANK IERO FEANK WIRO #MCRinPeru”) reflect passionate, heart‑on‑sleeve courage more than calculating ambition or detached analysis. While there are hints of loyalty and creativity, the dominant traits are bold defiance, emotional intensity, and impulsive risk‑taking, which align most strongly with Gryffindor.

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Their entire profile radiates chaotic queer emo energy that fits My Chemical Romance perfectly, and I'm Not Okay (I Promise) captures that mix of melodrama, humor, and real pain. They openly adore MCR in multiple tweets like “A QUEL DANDO RT EM COISA DO MCR” and intense Frank Iero stanning such as “FRANK IERO FRANK IERO FRANK IERO FEANK WIRO #MCRinPeru”. The song’s theme of being mentally unwell while joking your way through it mirrors tweets like “i'm quite depressed, i'm quite a meeeeeeesss....” and “I missed my appointment with the psychologist because I had a fight with my mother and now I'm in tears.”. Their struggles with family and identity, shown in “thinking about coming out for my mom and i'm almost killing myself”, match the song’s desperate need to be seen and understood. Even their dramatic romantic/sexual longing, like “i need to kiss men's mouth/non binary mouths asap”, fits the messy teenage intensity that defines I'm Not Okay (I Promise).

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