Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Creative Humor: Uses surreal, playful jokes and scenarios like seals and hippos, e.g. “Me when I accidentally give the seals chicken pox” and “Watch as this Hippo defends himself from a CHEETA by showering him in LUCKY STAR !”.
- Expressive Artist: Clearly engaged in drawing and design, e.g. “WIP, I’m drawing Blanks for my sona…” and “I don’t know what I’m gonna have in mind for my trainer sona”.
- Passionate Fan: Shows strong enthusiasm for niche media like The New Zealand Story and Excel Saga, e.g. bio “NEWZEALAND STORY FAN” and “This is my Excel Saga headcannon”.
- Self‑Aware: Reflects on personal issues and behavior openly, e.g. “Ok how is it my fault for getting ostracized by OTHER PEOPLE and showing off long term effects of it?” and bio “Excel of shtwt•The reply guy.”
- Ethically Concerned: Calls out questionable or unsafe behavior, e.g. “Misao rupublic has both ecchi and Nsfw channels accessible to minors…” and criticizes AI vows in “Has there been any person who’s used AI generated vows yet?”.
Weaknesses:
- Volatile Mood: Tweets swing between humor and distress, e.g. “I’m having a panic attack fr” and “Life just wants to be bad for me on purpose”.
- Harsh Language: Frequently uses aggressive or profane wording, e.g. “Fucking goddamn clock suckers” and “I hate this country and I love not tying my shoes and littering.”.
- Attention Craving: Openly expresses deep need for validation and connection, e.g. “PLEASE FRIEND REQUEST AND FOLLOW ME I AM SO LONELY” and “I need an online gf”.
- Self‑Sabotaging: Acknowledges patterns of undermining themselves, e.g. “You fw boys that self sabotage?” and pessimistic posts like “Nobody’s gonna worry about me in the present or the future”.
- Overexposed Online: Treats Twitter as a diary, sharing heavy personal issues publicly, e.g. “Twitter is my personal diary now” and serious events like “2026 cannot be real cuz why were there both a protest and a warning for a serial rapist near me…”.
Your Simpsons character
Milhouse Van Houten
This user most closely matches Milhouse Van Houten. Like Milhouse, he’s an earnest, awkward teen boy who overshares online and craves connection, seen in tweets like “PLEASE FRIEND REQUEST AND FOLLOW ME I AM SO LONELY” and “I need an online gf”. There’s a strong sense of self‑deprecating humor and bad-luck energy, such as “Life just wants to be bad for me on purpose” and “I can’t even cook funnel cake fries dawg 😭😭😭😭😭😭 fml”, which fits Milhouse’s perpetual misfortune. He’s dramatic about school and social issues, echoing Milhouse’s sensitive streak, in posts like “This fucking school bro” and “Ok how is it my fault for getting ostracized by OTHER PEOPLE and showing off long term effects of it?”. His intense fandoms and niche interests (New Zealand Story, seals, anime, games) mirror Milhouse’s geeky obsession with comics and pop culture, and the way he turns his timeline into a personal diary, as in “Twitter is my personal diary now”, fits Milhouse’s tendency to wear his heart on his sleeve.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
They read as an Extrovert (E): they openly broadcast emotions and ask for interaction, e.g. begging for engagement in “PLEASE FRIEND REQUEST AND FOLLOW ME I AM SO LONELY” and treating Twitter as a public diary in “Twitter is my personal diary now”, which suggests energy gained from external connection and attention. Their interests and humor show Intuition (N): they fixate on fandoms, symbolism, and hypothetical scenarios like “The most annoying people you know are gonna name their island ‘Epstien Island’...” and meta takes such as “Nintendo is like the Disney of Gaming”, focusing more on patterns and concepts than concrete details. They lean Feeling (F), frequently centering emotions, hurt, and interpersonal dynamics, as in “Ok how is it my fault for getting ostracized by OTHER PEOPLE and showing off long term effects of it?” and the vulnerable thread “To those I’ve hurt:”, and they express moral outrage about community issues in “Misao rupublic has both ecchi and Nsfw channels accessible to minors…”. Their timeline is impulsive and chaotic, pointing to Perceiving (P): they bounce between memes, art WIPs, panic, and sudden resolutions like “I’m so tired, it’s time I make a change for myself this year” and self-sabotage humor in “You fw boys that self sabotage?”, with little evidence of structured planning. Altogether, the emotionally expressive, imaginative, socially-seeking yet self-doubting style fits ENFP best.
Some pickup lines for you
- If you’re the Excel of shtwt, does that make me one of your five dastardly seals? Because I’m ready to follow you into whatever Rainbow Island you tweet about next.
- You said your Mii is gonna say “This time I’m really gonna do it” when they’re sad—wanna test that out by letting me take you on a little Animal Crossing-style date? I’ll bring the cherries, you bring the chaotic tweets.
- You keep begging for friend requests because you’re lonely, but have you considered this patch? We match over The New Zealand Story, Jet Set Radio skates, and Lucky Star brainrot, and suddenly your DMs have +1 clingy admirer.
- You got ‘married to the college professor,’ had ‘babies,’ and argued over Green vs Pink all in one Nintendo Direct—so clearly commitment isn’t an issue. How about we speedrun a romance route where we just skip to the ‘I worry about you in the present AND the future’ part?
- You hate getting talked over in group convos and treat Twitter like your personal diary, so let me be clear: I actually want to listen to you rant about Megaman Unlimited lag, ruined funnel cake fries, and every wreck life throws at you—and then draw us together on your island when you’re done.
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17 • artist w/ ADHD at the peak of Mt. Cook • drawing seals, Miis & niche game fanart • once lagged out of Mega Man via phone streaming and kept playing– @TwistyCoily
Your signature cocktail
The Excel Seal Island
The Excel Seal Island is a bright, chaotic, slightly unhinged tropical drink for the boy who tweets “Coily•17•BOY•Straight•ADHD•Artist•@TwistysUpAgain•NEWZEALAND STORY FAN•Seal Enthusiast•Excel of shtwt•The reply guy” in his bio. The New Zealand honey rum nods to being a NEWZEALAND STORY FAN and the soft, sincere side behind posts like “I’m so tired, it’s time I make a change for myself this year”. Kiwi-lime soda keeps the drink hyper and fizzy, like someone who caps-locks through gaming and island posts such as “THE RAINBOW ISLANDS” and “I need to add these guys to my island”. Blue curaçao colors it oceanic for the seal brain-rot of “Go, my five dastardly seals” and the chaotic guilt of “Me when I accidentally give the seals chicken pox”. A dash of bitters represents the frustration and self-sabotage behind lines like “Life just wants to be bad for me on purpose” and “You fw boys that self sabotage?”. Finally, a cloud of cotton-candy foam or whipped cream on top symbolizes his dreamy, lonely romanticism in “PLEASE FRIEND REQUEST AND FOLLOW ME I AM SO LONELY” and “I need an online gf”, making the drink look as extra as his timeline.
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
TwistyCoily comes across as deeply relational, earnest, and loyal, which aligns most strongly with Hufflepuff. They openly ask for connection and companionship, like when they plead, “PLEASE FRIEND REQUEST AND FOLLOW ME I AM SO LONELY” and later admit, “I need an online gf”, showing a big emphasis on relationships and emotional attachment rather than status or glory. They treat Twitter as a personal, vulnerable space, calling it “my personal diary now” and sharing hurt about being ignored or ostracized, like “Ok how is it my fault for getting ostracized by OTHER PEOPLE and showing off long term effects of it?” and “I hate being involved in multi person convos and I just get talked over… it makes me feel insignificant”. That sensitivity to fairness and being included is very Hufflepuff. They also show concern for others’ wellbeing and boundaries, calling out unsafe NSFW access for minors in, “Misao rupublic has both ecchi and Nsfw channels accessible to minors…”, which reflects a protective, fairness-oriented mindset rather than a purely self-interested one. While they have creative and witty sides (Ravenclaw-ish) and moments of frustration, the throughline is a hardworking, emotionally honest, connection-seeking person who cares about being a good friend and being treated fairly—classic Hufflepuff traits.
Your movie
Your song
Teenage Dirtbag - Wheatus
A well-suited song for Twisted Coil is “Teenage Dirtbag” because it captures the mix of self-deprecating humor, loneliness, and yearning that runs through their posts. They openly joke about being isolated and wanting connection, like when they say “PLEASE FRIEND REQUEST AND FOLLOW ME I AM SO LONELY” and “I need an online gf”, which mirrors the song’s awkward, longing teen narrator. Their bio (“Coily•17•BOY•Straight•ADHD•Artist… Excel of shtwt•The reply guy”) and chaotic, jokey tweets about panic, work, and life going wrong – such as “Life just wants to be bad for me on purpose” and “I’m having a panic attack fr” – line up with the song’s theme of feeling like an overlooked loser. At the same time, their playful fandom posts and absurd humor, like “Go, my five dastardly seals” and “Nintendo is like the Disney of Gaming”, echo the offbeat, slightly goofy tone of the track. Overall, “Teenage Dirtbag” fits both their age and their blend of angst, irony, and nerdy charm.
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