Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Passionate fan: Frequently expresses deep enthusiasm for GLs, actresses, and ships like Englot and ClaireBell, e.g. “CLAIREBELL COME HOME” and “Termos do Twitter… Englot: casadas”.
- Humorous voice: Uses self-deprecating and situational humor, like “toda vez q eu chegava num boss eram 3 balas e um sonho” and many “kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk” reactions.
- Protective ally: Defends women and sapphic community, e.g. calling out misgendering in “Chamar a Faye de 'top Faye'… parem de diminuir mulheres” and harassment in “Ser mulher realmente não é fácil mesmo… Vocês que são tóxicos…”.
- Emotionally open: Openly shares feelings of nostalgia and sadness, like missing Pluto and characters in “Lembrando o quanto fui triste e feliz ao mesmo tempo vendo pluto” and saudade in “Começou a tocar essa pedrada aqui e agora eu to com saudade…”.
- Culturally engaged: Comments actively on music, games, films, and series, from Paramore and Lana to Silent Hill and TFT, e.g. “Aconteceu o que eu mais temia: falaro q o filme novo de terror em silent hill é ruim”.
Weaknesses:
- Harsh language: Resorts to insults when upset, like “O B da sigla é de burra da qual vc faz parte” and calling people “imbecil” in “pq algum imbecil resolveu usar IA 24 horas por dia fazendo merda na internet”.
- Confrontational tone: Addresses disagreements aggressively, e.g. “Vocês realmente estão achando que estão fazendo algo grandioso… na vida chata que vcs levam”.
- Frequent negativity: Several posts center on complaints or frustration (prices, fandom behavior, bad news), such as “queria tanto jogar, mas foram normalizar jogo mídia digital custar 300 reais” and “Pq estão enterrando enjoyjune do nada? Cês são doidas é?”.
- Casual swearing: Uses strong profanity as default emphasis, e.g. “fazendo merda na internet” and “não vai mudar caralho nenhum”, which can limit how their thoughts land with wider audiences.
- Sarcastic defensiveness: Often responds to issues with sharp sarcasm and ridicule, like “Eu fico chocada que vcs usam qualquer desculpa pra despejar merda nesse twitter” and mockery in “eu ri com todo respeito”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
Lisa fits best because this user is emotionally intense, thoughtful, and openly principled, often calling out disrespect and fetishization in fandoms, like when they say that misgendering Faye is about "fetishes esquisitos" and tell people to stop diminishing women: “Chamar a Faye de 'top Faye' não diminui ela como mulher, mas ficar chamando ela por pronomes masculinos… parem de diminuir mulheres”. Like Lisa, they balance seriousness with sharp, nerdy humor, making incisive comments such as “O B da sigla é de burra da qual vc faz parte” and mocking people who stir pointless drama: “Vocês realmente estão achando que estão fazendo algo grandioso em apontar quem é hetero ou não no mundo do Gls”. Their timeline shows deep attachment to media and art—GL series, Lana Del Rey, Paramore, Pluto—mirroring Lisa’s intense fandom for jazz, books, and socially aware art, as in “Esse GL é muito bom, te prende demais 🥹🥺” and “Lembrando o quanto fui triste e feliz ao mesmo tempo vendo pluto”. They also have a self-aware, slightly anxious and nerdy side (being scared of a BIOS update: “Top medos que eu tenho: atualizar a bios da placa mãe, meu deus que negócio q da uma tremedeira”), which suits Lisa’s combination of competence and worry. Overall, the mix of activism, media obsession, sarcasm, and underlying sensitivity makes Lisa Simpson the closest match.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
They lean Extraverted: they constantly react out loud to fandom and online drama, using high-energy, socially oriented language like “Eu vou ter um treco kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk” and affectionately addressing others directly, such as “Engfa, você poderia me mandar uma coleção de tops da Calvin Klein? Queria me sentir gostosa que nem você”. They seem more Intuitive than Sensing: they focus on vibes, dynamics, and implications in media and fandom rather than concrete facts, for example describing plot/emotional impact in “Esse GL é muito bom, te prende demais” and joking in meta terms about terminology with “Termos do Twitter que você precisa conhecer… Englot: casadas”. The tone is strongly Feeling: they center empathy and respect (and anger when those are violated), like in “pararem de diminuir mulheres por conta de fetiches esquisitos de vocês” and “Ser mulher realmente não é fácil mesmo… Vocês que são tóxicos com atrizes no geral, espero que passem o resto da vida de vcs sozinhas”. They read as Perceiving rather than Judging: they appear spontaneous and reactive, not structured or plan-focused—constantly jumping between GLs, games, music, and memes, as when they say “quero saber como vcs conseguem economizar tanto, toda vez q eu chegava num boss eram 3 balas e um sonho” and “eu já falo sozinha naturalmente”. Putting this together—expressive, emotionally driven, fandom-immersed, and spontaneous—ENFP is the best fit.
Some pickup lines for you
- If you ever regret selling that imported Paramore CD again, we can start a new collection: old CDs, new GLs, and every memory that makes you go ‘gag’ — starting with a date with me.
- You said Lana fits any edit… so how about this one: ‘Two sapphics, one GL marathon, summertime sadness turned into wintertime cuddles’ — does the soundtrack pass your multifandom standards?
- You miss seeing Petrichor for the first time; I kinda want to be that for you — something you watch once, love instantly, and then rewatch three times in a row like your favorite GL.
- Since you were born 4 days before Ling, I guess you like your women slightly older and very unhinged about GLs… should I apply for the role or do I need a Calvin Klein top and a #ClaireBell rewatch first?
- You said in the world of GLs you’ll never go hungry — let me upgrade that: I’ll bring the snacks, you bring the chaotic timeline commentary, and we see if ‘Enemies With Benefits’ becomes ‘Friends With Girlfriend Potential.’
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Your new Twitter bio
Sápfica, multifandom GL analyst & part-time gamer. Sold a rare Paramore CD and still recovering. Here for Englot, Thai GL chaos & media hot takes.– @twomoonsxxo
Your signature cocktail
Englot Eclipse on Vinyl Rocks
This cocktail starts with Thai tea–infused vodka for their GL Thai drama obsession and Engfa/Ling love, echoing their timeline full of #Englot and GL references like “Termos do Twitter que você precisa conhecer… Englot: casadas” and the constant swooning over actresses. White peach liqueur adds a soft, romantic sweetness for their tender, emotional side, like when they miss characters and shows in “Começou a tocar essa pedrada aqui e agora eu to com saudade de Mate, saudade da Oaey, saudade da Grace 😭” and “Ai que saudade de the secret of us 🥹”. A hit of cold brew coffee brings the late-night fangirl energy and constant "gag" reactions, matching unfiltered kkkkk chaos like “AI eu vou ter um treco kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk”. Burnt sugar syrup represents their bittersweet, slightly jaded but still loving vibe, especially when they rant about fandom and toxicity in tweets like “Vocês realmente estão achando que estão fazendo algo grandioso em apontar quem é hetero ou não no mundo do Gls…” and still fiercely defend women in “Chamar a Faye de 'top Faye' não diminui ela como mulher… parem de diminuir mulheres…”. Finally, it’s topped with tonic water and lime for a fizzy, sharp finish that matches their sarcastic sense of humor and self-deprecating gamer side in “quero saber como vcs conseguem economizar tanto, toda vez q eu chegava num boss eram 3 balas e um sonho” and tech anxiety in “Top medos que eu tenho: atualizar a bios da placa mãe, meu deus que negócio q da uma tremedeira”. Strong but playful, sweet with a bite, and just experimental enough, this drink is built to be sipped while crying over a GL finale and looping Paramore and Lana edits like in “Eu tinha uma coleção gigantesca de cds… e o que mais me faz falta é esse do Paramore…” and “Incrível que as músicas da Lana combinam com qualquer edit feito”.
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
They show strong loyalty and protectiveness toward women and queer communities, which is very Hufflepuff-coded. For example, they call out disrespectful behavior towards Faye and set clear boundaries about pronouns and fetishization in “Chamar a Faye de 'top Faye' não diminui ela como mulher, mas ficar chamando ela por pronomes masculinos quando ela nunca disse que isso era ok é diminuir ela sim, parem de diminuir mulheres por conta de fetiches esquisitos de vocês.” and defend actresses from toxic fans in “Vocês que são tóxicos com atrizes no geral, espero que passem o resto da vida de vcs sozinhas #TKNur”. There’s also a recurring sense of fairness and frustration with people causing harm or drama for no reason, like in “Vocês realmente estão achando que estão fazendo algo grandioso em apontar quem é hetero ou não no mundo do Gls, coisa que não vai mudar caralho nenhum na vida chata que vcs levam” and “pq algum imbecil resolveu usar IA 24 horas por dia fazendo merda na internet”. At the same time, they’re very emotionally expressive and attached to their fandoms and memories, as seen in nostalgic posts like “Ai que saudade de the secret of us 🥹” and “Começou a tocar essa pedrada aqui e agora eu to com saudade de Mate, saudade da Oaey, saudade da Grace 😭”, which fits Hufflepuff’s sentimental and loyal nature. While they can be sharp and sarcastic, the core throughline is care for people, fairness in how others are treated, and devotion to their faves—hallmarks of a Hufflepuff.
Your movie
Your song
Summertime Sadness - Lana Del Rey
A well‑known song that best suits them is Summertime Sadness by Lana Del Rey. They clearly love Lana and see her as a soundtrack for everything, saying that Lana’s songs match any edit they see: “Incrível que as músicas da Lana combinam com qualquer edit feito”. They also directly connect their own sapphic experiences and feelings to Lana’s music, writing: “Se até a Lana sofreu por mulher em summertime sadness, quem sou eu”. Their timeline is full of intense emotions, queer longing, and a bit of melodrama about GL couples and actresses, which matches the melancholic yet romantic tone of Summertime Sadness. The song’s blend of nostalgia, heartbreak, and dramatic affection fits their multifandom, sapphic, slightly chaotic personality and the way they tweet about missing shows, ships, and old media.
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