Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Self-aware: Reflects on own behavior and body image with insight, e.g. questioning future perceptions of weight in “tbh i don’t think i’ll ever suffer the “im so fat” if i ever get to like skinny because im so self aware🤔🤔🤔”.
- Community-seeking: Expresses strong desire for belonging and shared spaces, like wanting a religious-style community in “does anyone else wish they were raised in a religious family 🤔 tbh i think it’s just that im autistic and want a community i can chill with”.
- Affectionate_friend: Talks warmly about friends and oomfs, such as praising an oomf in “cool little weirdo (/pos) who i’m very happy to be oomfs with!!” and thanking a friend for a vape in “OOMFIEE GOT ME A VAPOPEEE YIPEEE @Donniescastleho THANK YOUUUU”.
- Humorous: Uses joking tone and absurd scenarios to cope and connect, like the period misunderstanding in “im drowning in blood” … “no my period…” and i just died inside💔”.
- Candid: Openly shares thoughts and experiences without much filter, for example admitting academic struggles in “my fuck ass teacher emailed my mom abt my insufficient time on my work..i have a life and chores”.
Weaknesses:
- Self-destructive: Repeatedly talks about cutting and planning harm, e.g. “i lowkey wanna do a giant sesh and post a thread 🤔🤔” and “i have a deep cut on my arm and everytime something even BRUSHES IT it hurts sb”.
- Disordered_eating: Shows obsessive and harmful attitudes toward food and weight, such as “okay birthday binging is over time to become pro ana again” and “just from the two fucking dates i didn’t count cals i gained all the way back up to 171lbs…im gonna kill myself”.
- Harsh_self-image: Uses very negative language about own body, like “why did i eat im so fat plus the boy i like might ask me out and im still fat AUGHHHH” and “but no im a fat bitch”.
- Risk-seeking: Shows attraction to dangerous behaviors and substances, e.g. “irl almost got to do meth #jelous” and excitement over vaping in “OOMFIEE GOT ME A VAPOPEEE YIPEEE”.
- Academic_avoidance: Struggles with school prioritization and resents demands, such as “coffee is making me hyper fixated on twitter i need to do school work gulp” and frustration at teacher’s email in “my fuck ass teacher emailed my mom abt my insufficient time on my work..”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
They most closely match Lisa Simpson: bright, hyper-verbose, emotionally intense, and constantly overthinking everything. Like Lisa, they crave a structured sense of belonging and community, shown when they say they wish they were raised religious because they “want a community” to chill with: “does anyone else wish they were raised in a religious family 🤔 tbh i think it’s just that im autistic and want a community i can chill with”. Their academic stress and resentment toward school expectations also parallel Lisa’s intense relationship with school, just in a more rebellious, burnt-out way: “my fuck ass teacher emailed my mom abt my insufficient time on my work..i have a life and chores, and all this shit what do you want me to do?? become a fucking slave to my school work”. The constant self-analysis and fixation on how others perceive them (“i wonder how many people have blocked me” and “a lot my favoomfs are older than me so i feel like some parasocial weird when i add them to my favoomf list”) also echo Lisa’s tendency toward introspection and social anxiety. While their humor and self-destructive streak are much darker than anything on The Simpsons, the mix of intellect, emotional turbulence, and longing to be understood fits Lisa better than any other main character.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They lean Introvert (I): most tweets are about internal experiences, online parasocial dynamics, and a small circle of oomfs rather than offline socializing, e.g. feeling weird about older oomfs on a fav list in “a lot my favoomfs are older than me so i feel like some parasocial weird when i add them to my favoomf list” and hyperfixating alone on Twitter in “coffee is making me hyper fixated on twitter i need to do school work gulp”. They show strong Intuition (N) with abstract, pattern‑seeking takes and metaphorical thinking, such as comparing drama to a previous ban in “this deadass feels like the flip side getting banned all over again even down to having a problematic shedtwt account and a person mass reporting/blasting shedtwt on normaltwt 🤔🤔” and joking conceptual contrasts in “noobship vs proship vs hackership 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔”. Their judgments are clearly Feeling (F) oriented: they emphasize emotional reactions and interpersonal comfort over logic, like frustration at being overworked in “my fuck ass teacher emailed my mom abt my insufficient time on my work..i have a life and chores, and all this shit what do you want me to do?? become a fucking slave to my school work #pmo” and self‑loathing body image in “why did i eat im so fat plus the boy i like might ask me out and im still fat AUGHHHH”. Finally, they appear Perceiving (P) rather than structured: they bounce between impulses and changing plans, like dropping calorie counting for their birthday in “since it’s my birthday weekend i’m not counting cals i wanna be able to enjoy my birthday, i’ll probably hate myself cause i’ll probably gain but who gaf🙏” and vaguely deciding on a cutting “sesh” based on a single like in “ONE PERSON LIKED MY TWEET ABOUT DOING A SESH SO ILL DO IY if i don’t tonight ima do it tmrw”. Their introspective, emotional, value‑driven posting with flexible, somewhat chaotic lifestyle tendencies fits INFP more than other types.
Some pickup lines for you
- If you’re ever ‘drowning in blood’ like your hg, I volunteer as tribute to bring you lukewarm black coffee and listen to you rant about strawpage gimmicks until you forget you were suffering.
- You said you almost got to do meth irl and were #jelous—how about we settle for a different kind of chemical reaction: you, me, caffeine, and enough dopamine to make Twitter jealous instead.
- You’re out here calculating every calorie and hating birthday cake, but from the way your brain works (religion autism, shedtwt lore, joybait discourse, the whole system thing), you’re already exactly my type—no number on a scale could compete with that.
- If you start a ‘giant sesh and post a thread,’ can it be us cutting class instead of skin, skipping schoolwork your teacher nags you about and forming the tiny chaotic religion-autism community you said you wanted?
- You joined the #deltashedtwtforce, almost slash-flashed your Snapchat, and survived a raspberry jam geekbar assassination attempt—at this point I’m convinced you’re a final boss, and I’m just here trying to speedrun my way into your fav oomfs list.
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Your new Twitter bio
Autistic teen, coffee-fueled overthinker. Balancing school, art, and too much Twitter. Once nearly drank a raspberry jam vape by accident.– @tymecest
Your signature cocktail
Lukewarm Black Coffee Catastrophe
This drink starts with espresso vodka and lukewarm cold brew to channel their hyper, school-avoiding buzz, straight from “coffee is making me hyper fixated on twitter i need to do school work gulp” and their new fixation on “black coffee at a lukewarm temperature”. Blood orange liqueur adds a sharp, self-destructive edge, echoing lines like “i’m sad cause winters ending now i can’t relapse and wear long sleeves without weird looks💔💔💔💔💔” and “okay birthday binging is over time to become pro ana again”. The salted caramel syrup brings in a guilty-sweet note, representing their love–hate relationship with food and body image from tweets like “why did i eat im so fat plus the boy i like might ask me out and im still fat AUGHHHH” and “i’m being forced into eating cake💔💔 I DONT WANT CAKE”. Topping it with soda water and a twist of lemon keeps it fizzy and chaotic, like their timeline jumping from “irl almost got to do meth #jelous” to “haha twitter time” to “does anyone else wish they were raised in a religious family 🤔 tbh i think it’s just that im autistic and want a community i can chill with”. Overall it’s caffeinated, messy, bittersweet, and just a little bit unhinged—very shedtwt-core, just like “ykw i’m joining the #deltashedtwtforce”.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
They consistently show intense self-focus and a willingness to pursue their goals even when it’s harmful, which aligns with Slytherin’s darker side of ambition and self-preservation. Their extreme body-image and weight-loss drive, like “okay birthday binging is over time to become pro ana again” and “just from the two fucking dates i didn’t count cals i gained all the way back up to 171lbs…im gonna kill myself”, shows a ruthless, all-or-nothing mentality toward personal goals. They’re also very deliberate about social boundaries and optics, e.g. “btw if your thinking of blocking me please hard block me i will get confused and follow back🤔” and “I JUST GOT SOMEONE WITH SHEDTWT DNI ON MY TIMELINE WHY R U HEREE”, which reflects a strategic, in-group vs out-group mindset. Even their joking about future plans and edgy niches, such as “BAD DRAGON SUPPORTS ZOOPHILIA?? NOO MY ACCOUNY IDEA FOR WHEN I TURN 18 IS DEADD”, shows a willingness to brand themselves around taboo or controversial spaces for identity and status. While there are flashes of vulnerability and a desire for community, like “does anyone else wish they were raised in a religious family 🤔 tbh i think it’s just that im autistic and want a community i can chill with”, the dominant pattern is self-driven, image-conscious, and boundary-savvy—very Slytherin-coded.
Your movie
Your song
Bury a Friend - Billie Eilish
A well‑suited song is “Bury a Friend” by Billie Eilish, because it captures a mix of morbid humor, self-destructive urges, and emotional numbness that shows up all over their timeline. They openly talk about self-harm and wanting to do a “giant sesh” in posts like “i lowkey wanna do a giant sesh and post a thread 🤔🤔” and “i have a deep cut on my arm and everytime something even BRUSHES IT it hurts sb”, which fits the track’s fixation on pain and harm. Their pro-ana/body-hate tweets such as “why did i eat im so fat plus the boy i like might ask me out and im still fat AUGHHHH” and “okay birthday binging is over time to become pro ana again” echo the song’s themes of self-disgust and internal haunting. The way they joke about suicidal thoughts, like “just from the two fucking dates i didn’t count cals i gained all the way back up to 171lbs…im gonna kill myself”, matches the song’s eerie, detached tone. Even their fascination with darker internet subcultures and shocking content—e.g. “i saw a woman give birth to a frog on twitter what the fuck kind of fetish is that i’m so scared”—fits the unsettling, horror-adjacent aesthetic of Bury a Friend.
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