Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Humorous: Uses self-deprecating and situational jokes, e.g. calling himself “GOATED” in a playful way in “Lowkey I'm GOATED af” and comparing himself to Larry David in “I feel like Larry David from Curb your Enthusiasm and I would be good friends.”.
- Passionate: Shows intense enthusiasm for films, games, and creators, like defending Kojima in “Don't be mean to my Hideo Goat” and hyping Avatar with tags like #TOTALPANDORANDOMINATION in “#TOTALPANDORANDOMINATION #BIGJIMHASDONEITAGAIN...”.
- Candid: Speaks openly about feelings and experiences, such as admitting post-party embarrassment in “Que puta perra vergüenza enterarte que estabas con la percepción de la realidad alterada en la fiesta.” and sharing how much bad cinema news affects him in “Movies as an art medium dying months before I started studying filmmaking”.
- Culturally-engaged: Engages deeply with pop culture (cinema, anime, music, games), like analyzing discourse around Poor Things in “Yo no entiendo por qué mrd hay tanto discurso alrededor de Poor Things...” and discussing live-action adaptations in “I've gotten to a point in my life where I always think 'why do we need a live action adaptation of this?'”.
- Loyal: Shows strong loyalty to favorite artists and franchises, e.g. describing himself as a devoted Cyberpunk fan in “LE VAN A REGALAR UN PS5 A SU FAN MÁS LEAL (@typakaygooner) que pre ordenó el juego en 2020...” and forgiving Kanye in “Te perdono Kanye”.
Weaknesses:
- Vulgar: Frequently uses explicit or sexual language, like “I'm rimming the chef's hole” and the bio “I’d rather be a dick than a swallower,” which can alienate some audiences.
- Harsh: Expresses criticism in abrasive terms, for example calling out people with “Busquense un hobby o una chamba de verdad.” in “Y ya? Ese fue el gran fallo moral? ... Busquense un hobby o una chamba de verdad.” and saying “Will this guy never shut the fuck up?” in “Will this guy never shut the fuck up?”.
- Self-deprecating: Sometimes frames himself negatively, like lamenting being ignored at a party in “Ay una fiesta llena de twinks y nadie quiere chapar a este bear” or feeling powerless about fandom and cinema in “Movies as an art medium dying months before I started studying filmmaking”.
- Impulsive: Shows spur-of-the-moment decisions driven by hype, such as deciding to preorder MARATHON immediately after checking specs in “Just checked and my laptop meets the minimum requirements for MARATHON I'M PREORDERING AS SOON AS I CAN” and talking about leaving Fortnite club for Cinemark in “Pensando seriamente en dejar de pagar el club de Fortnite para pagar el club de Cinemark”.
- Conflict-prone: Leans into online drama or antagonism, such as complaining about Marvel/Wanda stans in “Marvel stans and specifically Wands stans are not serious people” and saying being on the platform made him “hate fandom culture” in “NGL being on here has made hate fandom culture”.
Your Simpsons character
Bart Simpson
This user most closely matches Bart Simpson: irreverent, horny, pop‑culture-obsessed, and always clowning on everything. They lean into crude, chaotic humor and shock value just like Bart, with posts such as “I'm rimming the chef's hole” and “Vasectomy induced euthanasia.” Their timeline is driven by games and media the way Bart lives in TV and video games, with hype posts about Fortnite and Marathon like “Just checked and my laptop meets the minimum requirements for MARATHON I'M PREORDERING AS SOON AS I CAN” and multiple Fortnite-related complaints and jokes. They’re also constantly roasting fandoms and pop culture—e.g., “Marvel stans and specifically Wands stans are not serious people” and “NGL being on here has made hate fandom culture”—which fits Bart’s instinct to mock authority and groupthink. At the same time, there’s real enthusiasm and passion under the snark, like with their love for Kojima and cinema in “Me when it comes to Hideo Kojima” and their dramatic reactions to movies and industry news, mirroring Bart’s occasionally earnest side beneath the mischief.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENTP
They lean Extrovert (E): they constantly reference parties and social settings, like complaining about a twink-filled party where no one wants to kiss them in “Ay una fiesta llena de twinks y nadie quiere chapar a este bear”, and openly narrate their day-to-day life such as standing in traffic in “Estoy parado como pinga desde hace 1 hora en Benavides y la 40 no pasa todavía”. They show strong Intuition (N), focusing on big-picture media/culture takes rather than concrete details, for example meta-commentary about fandom and nostalgia in “Because they are nostalgia LARPers, real yearners are constantly nostalgic” and questioning why live-action adaptations are needed in “I've gotten to a point in my life where I always think 'why do we need a live action adaptation of this?'”. Their tone is very Thinking (T): blunt, combative, and argument-focused, as when they rant about moral outrage and tell people to get a real hobby in “Busquense un hobby o una chamba de verdad.”, or mock MCU/fandom culture in “Marvel stans and specifically Wands stans are not serious people”. They read as Perceiving (P) rather than structured Judging: they impulsively decide to preorder or buy things like “Instant buy” and jokingly consider switching subscriptions on a whim in “Pensando seriamente en dejar de pagar el club de Fortnite para pagar el club de Cinemark”, and their timeline shows fluid, reactive posting rather than deliberate planning. Altogether this mix of outspoken social energy, meta/cultural analysis, sharp argumentative tone, and spontaneous decisions aligns best with ENTP.
Some pickup lines for you
- You said you’re ‘lowkey GOATED af’ and that you’d rather be a dick than a swallower — perfect, because I need someone confident enough to carry my duo in Fortnite and shameless enough to kiss me like it’s an OG event skin: rare, sweaty, and completely unforgettable.
- You’re out here forgiving Kanye in Los Olivos, worshipping Hideo Kojima, and screaming #TOTALPANDORANDOMINATION for Big Jim — admit it, your real side quest is finding someone to sit next to you for Avatar, Death Stranding 2 *and* FNAF 2 while you rant about cinema dying before film school.
- You wrote ‘Ay una fiesta llena de twinks y nadie quiere chapar a este bear’ but honestly, if I’d been there I’d have speedrun any twink queue like a Fortnite sweat just to unlock the ‘kissed the cute bear at the party’ achievement.
- You got FOMO over missing Mac DeMarco, wrapped full of niche music, and you’re screaming about FAKEMINK and Gorillaz — can I be the guy you drag to concerts so we can leave half-deaf, fully in love, and arguing on the way home about what their *actual* best song is?
- You said movies as an art medium were dying right when you started studying filmmaking — if you ever need proof cinema isn’t dead yet, let’s go to Cinemark instead of your Fortnite club, and if the film sucks I promise our post-movie rant and chisme in Benavides will still be a 10/10 experience.
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Film student in Lima who camps in Fortnite lobbies, worships Big Jim & Hideo, and once almost ditched rent to see Avatar again.– @typakaygooner
Your signature cocktail
The Peak Kojima Twink Bear
This drink starts with a pisco base plus a hit of overproof rum for a loud, chaotic gamer energy, echoing their Fortnite and Marathon obsession in tweets like “I'll just play fort all day and go to class and not enter here for a couple of days” and “Just checked and my laptop meets the minimum requirements for MARATHON I'M PREORDERING AS SOON AS I CAN”. Matcha-honey syrup brings a sweet-but-slightly-bitter sophistication, mirroring their cinephile takes like “Yo no entiendo por qué mrd hay tanto discurso alrededor de Poor Things si la película es un cague de risa, de las mejores comedias de la década.” and their film-student angst in “Movies as an art medium dying months before I started studying filmmaking”. A rocoto chili tincture represents their sharp tongue and chaotic horny humor seen in “I'm rimming the chef's hole” and “Ay una fiesta llena de twinks y nadie quiere chapar a este bear”. The blue curaçao mist is a nerdy neon glow for their love of big, spectacular genre stuff like “#TOTALPANDORANDOMINATION #BIGJIMHASDONEITAGAIN” and Death Stranding hype in “DEATH STRANDING MENTIONED”. Finally, the smoked salt & crushed popcorn rim nods to their constant pilgrimages to the cinema and their dramatic devotion to auteurs, as in “I gasped This what great cinema is for To marvel you with outstanding visual spectacle” and the all-caps Kojima worship in “Me when it comes to Hideo Kojima”.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
They consistently present themselves with a heightened sense of self and ambition, like when they declare “Lowkey I'm GOATED af”, which fits Slytherin’s self-assured, status-conscious streak. Their intense brand loyalties also read as calculated allegiance: they hype Hideo Kojima with near-fanatical devotion in “Me when it comes to Hideo Kojima” and scream for early access or release in tweets like “DÍA UNO VOY A PREORDENAR EL JUEGO” and “RELEASE IT NOW”. They show a sharp, cutting side that prioritizes their own perspective over harmony, for instance when they dismiss fan discourse as overblown in “Y ya? Ese fue el gran fallo moral?... Busquense un hobby o una chamba de verdad.”. There is also a clear sense of strategic self-preservation and cynicism about institutions and fandoms, evident in “NGL being on here has made hate fandom culture” and their fear that “cinema is going to die” in “Movies as an art medium dying months before I started studying filmmaking”, yet they immediately pivot to adapting with hope when they say “It may not be over after all”. Altogether, the ambition, edgy self-image, calculated loyalties, and survival-oriented cynicism align them much more with Slytherin than with the more idealistic or purely intellectual houses.
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Your song
brutal - Olivia Rodrigo
The song brutal fits them because it’s chaotic, sarcastic, and self-aware in a way that mirrors their online persona. They constantly mix humor with frustration and existential vibes, like when they say "Que puta perra vergüenza enterarte que estabas con la percepción de la realidad alterada en la fiesta. Ni más vuelvo a tomar así carajo" and "Movies as an art medium dying months before I started studying filmmaking". Their bio, "I’d rather be a dick than a swallower", matches the song’s aggressive, don’t-give-a-fuck attitude. They juggle fandoms (Fortnite, Kojima, Avatar, cinema) with jaded irony, as seen in "NGL being on here has made hate fandom culture" and "I have no emotional connection to anything Nintendo has created", which echoes the song’s theme of feeling over it and annoyed at everything. Like brutal, their timeline is loud, messy, funny, and oddly vulnerable beneath the snark.
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