Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Affectionate: Frequently expresses strong love for his boyfriend, e.g. multiple tweets like “Eu amo tanto tanto tanto meu namorado” and “Amo meu namorado”.
- Loyal: Talks about long‑term commitment and exclusivity, e.g. “Meus únicos objetivos são um emprego estável e beijar a mesma boca pro resto da vida” and “não existe justificativa pra traição”.
- Humorous: Uses playful, absurd humor in tweets like “Calma amor para de gemer um pouco meu gato entrou no quarto” and “Meu namorado vai vender minha casa para comprar bonecas”.
- Emotionally-supportive: Values emotional care and highlights it explicitly in the relationship checklist tweet “apoio emocional: 10/10”.
- Self-aware: Shows reflective awareness about relationships and himself, e.g. joking that he is his boyfriend’s strangest choice in “eu fui a maior delas” and recognizing his own intense feelings in “Acho que to apaixonado pelo meu namorado demais da conta”.
Weaknesses:
- Emotionally-dependent: Describes being very attached and needing affection, e.g. the checklist ending in “NOS É CARENTE PORRA” and goals centered on one partner in “beijar a mesma boca pro resto da vida”.
- Self-deprecating: Puts himself down in a joking way, e.g. “eu fui a maior delas” about being a questionable choice, which hints at low self-regard beneath the humor.
- Conflict-avoidant: Avoids questioning partner’s choices, saying he hates to question them in “Odeio questionar escolhas estranhas do meu namorado pq eu fui a maior delas”, suggesting difficulty confronting issues directly.
- Rage-sensitive: Feels worn down by negative content and emotional spikes online, as shown in “Queria sofrer um hopebait ou happybait ou lovebait não aguento mais ragebait”.
- Procrastination-prone: Shows putting off tasks for small reasons, like skipping training because a cat was sleeping in “Fui treinar mas tinha um gato dormindo no colchete então vou treinar segunda”.
Your Simpsons character
Milhouse Van Houten
This user comes across as intensely lovestruck, devoted, and a bit dramatic in a sweet way, which strongly matches Milhouse Van Houten. They constantly dote on their boyfriend with posts like “Eu amo tanto tanto tanto meu namorado” and “Amo meu homem”, echoing Milhouse’s over-the-top romantic attachment to Lisa. Their goals are simple and romantic, as seen in “Meus únicos objetivos são um emprego estável e beijar a mesma boca pro resto da vida”, which fits Milhouse’s earnest, single-minded focus on love and stability. They’re also self-deprecating and a bit neurotic—“Odeio questionar escolhas estranhas do meu namorado pq eu fui a maior delas” and “Pqp fui chamado de twink pelo meu namorado q baixaria” show a mix of insecurity and humor that Milhouse often embodies. Finally, their nerd-adjacent affection for a “homem nerdola” in “Obrigado deus por me presentear com homem nerdola” and their soft, clingy desire to just cuddle and watch anime in “Queria ficar o dia todo abraçado nele assistindo monogatari até dormir” further reinforce the Milhouse-like vibe of a tender, slightly awkward romantic.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They lean Introvert (I): most tweets center on their boyfriend, best friend, cats, and staying in their room, e.g. wanting to spend the whole day cuddling and watching anime with their partner instead of talking about large social circles (“Queria ficar o dia todo abraçado nele assistindo monogatari até dormir”) and focusing on improving their room where they’ll stay for years (“Vou começar a focar no meu quarto, eu vou ficar nele por mais uns 4 anos provavelmente”). They read as Intuitive (N) by favoring emotional/romantic ideals and metaphors over concrete facts, like framing life goals as kissing the same person forever (“Meus únicos objetivos são um emprego estável e beijar a mesma boca pro resto da vida”) and using playful conceptual jokes such as hopebait/lovebait/ragebait (“Queria sofrer um hopebait ou happybait ou lovebait não aguento mais ragebait”). They are clearly Feeling (F): their timeline is full of affectionate declarations for their boyfriend (“Eu amo tanto tanto tanto meu namorado”) and strong value-based stances like rejecting all justification for cheating (“Opinião impopular: não existe justificativa pra traição”), showing decisions anchored in emotion and ethics. Their flexible, slightly chaotic lifestyle suggests Perceiving (P): they skip training because a cat is sleeping on the equipment (“Fui treinar mas tinha um gato dormindo no colchete então vou treinar segunda”) and joke about their boyfriend selling their house to buy dolls (“Meu namorado vai vender minha casa para comprar bonecas”), indicating adaptability and a relaxed approach rather than strict planning. Overall, romantic idealism, emotional intensity, inward focus, and go-with-the-flow spontaneity line up best with INFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- So… on that checklist where you gave your boyfriend 10/10 in everything, can I at least audition for the ‘call all night and make you laugh’ role? I promise I’m carente-certified too.
- You said your only goals are a stable job and kissing the same mouth for the rest of your life—how do I apply to be the reason you postpone that ‘rest of your life’ plan and add ‘one more kiss’ every day?
- If you’re entering the ENEM room with tarot cards, I’m showing up as the Lovers arcana—statistically speaking, I think we’re due for a very romantic multiple-choice question.
- You watching Monogatari the whole day cuddled up sounds perfect, but hear me out: we upgrade the plan to ‘Monogatari marathon + you explaining every reference while I pretend I’m not falling harder for you’.
- Your boyfriend was bold calling you a twink; personally, I’d call you my favorite plot twist—because I checked your timeline for memes and left with a crush instead.
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Your new Twitter bio
he/him · hopeless romantic on call with my boyfriend 24/7 · part-time tarot & Monogatari enjoyer, full-time PEJOTA fan and cat-rescheduled workouts– @Tzimisceguy
Your signature cocktail
Twink Tarot Lovebait Fizz
The lychee liqueur is for how absurdly romantic and soft he is, always tweeting about how much he loves his boyfriend, like “Eu amo tanto tanto tanto meu namorado” and “Amo meu homem”. Pink gin adds a stronger, flirty kick that matches being called a twink by his boyfriend in “Pqp fui chamado de twink pelo meu namorado q baixaria” and the slightly spicy humor of “Calma amor para de gemer um pouco meu gato entrou no quarto”. Lavender syrup brings a dreamy, comforting vibe for the guy who wants to stay forever with one person, as in “Meus únicos objetivos são um emprego estável e beijar a mesma boca pro resto da vida” and “Queria ficar o dia todo abraçado nele assistindo monogatari até dormir”. Sparkling yuzu soda keeps it bright and fun, like the chaotic nerdy energy of “entro na sala do Enem tiro meu tarot” and his delight at having a nerdy boyfriend in “Obrigado deus por me presentear com homem nerdola”. Finally, edible glitter represents his dramatic, over-the-top affection and meme-y personality, shining through in posts like “Acho que to apaixonado pelo meu namorado demais da conta” and the self-aware chaos of “NOS É CARENTE PORRA”.
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
The clearest throughline in @Tzimisceguy’s timeline is intense loyalty and devotion to his partner, which are quintessential Hufflepuff traits. He repeatedly centers his life goals and happiness around one stable relationship, writing that his only objectives are “a stable job and kissing the same mouth for the rest of my life” in “Meus únicos objetivos são um emprego estável e beijar a mesma boca pro resto da vida” and affirming ongoing commitment in “Amo muito meu namorado vou ficar com ele pra sempre até se ele decidir que ama mais cães que gatos”. His timeline is saturated with affectionate, almost everyday declarations like “Eu amo tanto tanto tanto meu namorado” and “Amo meu namorado”, showing consistent, steady care rather than flashy drama. Even his self-deprecating humor frames himself through the lens of his boyfriend’s choices and feelings, as in “Odeio questionar escolhas estranhas do meu namorado pq eu fui a maior delas”, which underscores humility and affection. He also explicitly rejects betrayal by stating there is no justification for cheating in “Opinião impopular: não existe justificativa pra traição”, aligning strongly with Hufflepuff’s emphasis on fairness and faithfulness. While he’s witty and a bit chaotic at times, the dominant values across his posts—loyal love, emotional support, and a desire for stable, long-term connection—fit Hufflepuff best.
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Your song
Daylight - Taylor Swift
A well‑known song that fits them is Daylight by Taylor Swift, because it’s about finally finding a healthy, steady love and wanting it for life. They constantly gush about their boyfriend with tweets like “Eu amo tanto tanto tanto meu namorado” and “Amo meu homem”, mirroring the song’s theme of deep, almost glowing affection. In Daylight, Taylor sings about wanting to stay in that love forever, which matches their tweet “Meus únicos objetivos são um emprego estável e beijar a mesma boca pro resto da vida”. The song also carries a sense of emotional safety and devotion, just like their promise in “Amo muito meu namorado vou ficar com ele pra sempre…”. Overall, Daylight captures the warmth, loyalty, and romantic intensity that define how they talk about their relationship.
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