Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Emotionally-aware: Reflects on therapy and inner child, e.g. “therapy was hey give young you a hug and tell them how far you’ve come and I started sobbing”.
- Socially-conscious: Speaks on politics and human rights, e.g. “you cannot be punk or alternative and not be educated on politics or human rights, hope this helps 🩷” and “yall get so upset over ticketing but not voting or people dying…. right ok”.
- Supportive-friend: Shows care for friends and oomfs, e.g. “tell ur mom u love her btw” and jokingly calling/mentioning friends like “me calling @LadyoSorrows with the news”.
- Hardworking-student: Talks about lectures, housing, exchange, and practicing Spanish, e.g. “mmmmmm good morning i have skewl (lectures that I must trek across frozen ground to go to today)” and “Me gusta practicar mi español con mi profesora. Ella es muy simpática. ¡Es mi segundo año con ella!”.
- Creative-fanwriter: Writes and protects their fanfic, e.g. “this is in fact a user locked fic on AO3 and with the use of scalping works for AI I’m not changing that decision” and “'I really like your Pirate work on AO3!!'”.
Weaknesses:
- Easily-overwhelmed: Mentions being sensitive and stressed, e.g. “do not give me self comfort work while on my period everybody gonna get yelled I’m sensitive” and “might take a twitter break because I’m so over this”.
- Online-dependence: Frequently references needing breaks from Twitter while still very active, e.g. “Oomfs I’m going on hiatus and turning notifs off for this account” yet continues posting shortly after.
- Conflict-prone: Expresses irritation at others’ behavior in games and fandom, e.g. “‘gg trash invis’ from a dp w lower accuracy, more deaths and low kills” and “I know ppl love lady loki but why play a strat if you’re not gonna heal”.
- Stress-ruminative: Dwells on dystopian news and life pressure, e.g. “life feels so dystopian” and the overwhelming feed in “scroll, ice shooting, scroll, fashion week, scroll, child kidnapped by ice, scroll, concert tickets, scroll, video of man being shot…”.
- Self-critical: Jokes harshly about themself, e.g. “20 and greying might as well clock out like jesus” and worrying about their appearance in “proof of the luna hair (DONT TALK ABOUT MY GREY I MISSED W THE HAIR DYE)”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
They most closely match Lisa Simpson: smart, politically engaged, artsy, and emotionally intense. Like Lisa, they’re outspoken about justice and human rights, calling out apathy with posts like “yall get so upset over ticketing but not voting or people dying…. right ok” and “you cannot be punk or alternative and not be educated on politics or human rights, hope this helps 🩷”. Their bilingual pride and love of learning Spanish with family echo Lisa’s academic and linguistic enthusiasm, as seen in “Me gusta practicar mi español con mi profesora. Ella es muy simpática.” and “Mi español no siempre es bueno, pero mi padre dice ‘Oh Lían que es necesario que practiques. ¡Te ayudaré!’”. The mix of vulnerability and self-reflection is also very Lisa-coded, such as when they say “therapy was hey give young you a hug and tell them how far you’ve come and I started sobbing”. At the same time, their passionate fandoms, gaming, and creative AO3 writing, referenced in “'I really like your Pirate work on AO3!!'”, mirror Lisa’s intense niche interests and creative pursuits.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
They lean Extrovert (E): they frequently reference friends, calls, and social interaction, like joking about calling a friend with news in “me calling @LadyoSorrows with the news” and talking about being told they talk too much in class in “apparently I talk to much during class I’m not beating the can’t sit still allegations”. Their focus is strongly Intuitive (N): they often zoom out to big-picture or conceptual commentary about politics and culture, like “you cannot be punk or alternative and not be educated on politics or human rights, hope this helps 🩷” and the dystopian feel of media in “life feels so dystopian”, rather than just concrete sensory detail. They are clearly Feeling (F)-oriented: they foreground emotions and values, crying in therapy in “therapy was hey give young you a hug and tell them how far you’ve come and I started sobbing” and centering human rights and racism in awards discourse in “they lose anything in the awards it’s bc it’s run by white ppl idgaf”. Finally, they skew Perceiving (P): they show a spontaneous, somewhat chaotic lifestyle—complaining about surprise housing-application windows in “my school priority housing said from 12am to 4am the application is opening but they said we dont want to tell youuuu” and joking about going on and off hiatus in “Oomfs I’m going on hiatus and turning notifs off for this account”. Taken together—their social energy, abstract/political focus, strong emotionality, and flexible, unstructured approach—ENFP fits them best.
Some pickup lines for you
- You said you’re ‘still not seeing BTS’ after 7–8 years, but considering you just tweeted ‘BTS I’M IN YOU AUG 11TH,’ can I be the ARMY2017 to your ATINY2025 and finally be the plus-one to that plot twist?
- You trekking across frozen ground to lectures like it’s a side quest, playing rugby, grinding comp to Gold, AND cosplaying Angela if you ‘lock in this rugby season’… at this point I don’t wanna be OT7, I wanna be OT2 with you.
- Your therapist told you to hug younger you and you started sobbing; your dad hyped your Spanish; you fought to keep your apartment—honestly, forget ‘d1 narrative haunter,’ you’re d1 main character, and I’m just trying to win the role of love interest.
- You said ‘you cannot be punk or alternative and not be educated on politics or human rights’ and ‘yall get so upset over ticketing but not voting or people dying’—so what are the odds we skip the bare-minimum crowd and go straight to being annoyingly politically aligned and making out after protests?
- You’re a certified lesbian Jinkook stan, forward rugby maxer3000, Overwatch Angela lord in training, and AO3 pirate fic writer… so what are the queue times like to get a slot in your DMs, because I’m ready to insta-lock you as my main.
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Your new Twitter bio
Mexican-American uni student, rugby forward & fic gremlin. Balancing lectures, Overwatch comps, and a 7+ year BTS obsession (still ticket stressed).– @uarmyhoba0613
Your signature cocktail
The Forward Rugby OT7 Fizz
Silver tequila stands in for their loud, unfiltered energy and college‑kid resilience, from trekking to lectures across frozen ground (“mmmmmm good morning i have skewl (lectures that I must trek across frozen ground to go to today)”) to raging about politics and human rights (“you cannot be punk or alternative and not be educated on politics or human rights, hope this helps 🩷”). Jalapeño‑infused agave adds heat for their spicy gamer and rugby trash‑talk (““gg trash invis” from a dp w lower accuracy, more deaths and low kills…” and bio “forward rugby maxer3000 🏉”). Fresh lime juice brings sharp brightness and emotional honesty, like sobbing in therapy while hugging their younger self (“therapy was hey give young you a hug and tell them how far you’ve come and I started sobbing”). Grapefruit soda or sparkling water keeps it fizzy and chaotic, matching their timeline hopping from dystopian news to concerts and gamer discourse (“scroll, ice shooting, scroll, fashion week, scroll, child kidnapped by ice, scroll, concert tickets, scroll, video of man being shot, scroll, gamer discourse…”). Pink prickly pear or hibiscus syrup adds a queer, dramatic flourish for their certified lesbian, ATINY/ARMY stan core and finally‑seeing‑BTS joy (“BTS IM IN YOU AUG 11TH THANKS TO A PRETTY JINKOOK STAN” and bio “certified lesbian”).
Your Hogwarts House
Gryffindor
Their tweets show a strong pattern of standing up for beliefs and acting from conviction, which aligns most closely with Gryffindor. They openly foreground politics and human rights, e.g. their location is "free palestine" and they insist that "you cannot be punk or alternative and not be educated on politics or human rights" in “you cannot be punk or alternative and not be educated on politics or human rights, hope this helps 🩷”, and they criticize misplaced priorities in “yall get so upset over ticketing but not voting or people dying…. right ok”. That moral boldness comes with emotional impulsiveness: they admit “everybody gonna get yelled I’m sensitive” when given the wrong support task in “do not give me self comfort work while on my period everybody gonna get yelled I’m sensitive” and describe a “visceral reaction” to media in “I just had a visceral reaction”, both very Gryffindor-coded in their intensity. Their willingness to publicly show vulnerability—like sobbing in therapy in “therapy was hey give young you a hug and tell them how far you’ve come and I started sobbing”—reads less as reserved Ravenclaw analysis and more as heart-on-sleeve courage. While there are Hufflepuff traits (loyalty to friends and oomfs) and Ravenclaw traits (love of learning Spanish in “Me gusta practicar mi español con mi profesora. Ella es muy simpática. ¡Es mi segundo año con ella!”), the dominant throughline is brave, outspoken engagement with the world and a fiery, sometimes chaotic emotional style—classic Gryffindor.
Your movie
Your song
Dynamite - BTS
The song Dynamite fits them because it’s bright, chaotic, and joyfully overstimulated in the same way their timeline is — they juggle concerts, gaming, uni, politics, and fandom all at once, like their description of the feed: “scroll, ice shooting, scroll, fashion week, scroll, child kidnapped by ice, scroll, concert tickets, scroll, video of man being shot, scroll, gamer discourse…”. They’re an excitable long-term ARMY — calling themselves “ARMY2017” in their bio and freaking out over tickets: “BTS IM IN YOU AUG 11TH THANKS TO A PRETTY JINKOOK STAN” — which matches the song’s hype, celebratory energy. At the same time, they push through heavy real-world stuff (Roe v. Wade, Palestine, voting apathy) while clinging to joy and community, as seen in tweets like “yall get so upset over ticketing but not voting or people dying…. right ok”. Dynamite is about choosing light and fun in spite of the world being heavy, which aligns with them going from political frustration and therapy tears — “therapy was hey give young you a hug and tell them how far you’ve come and I started sobbing” — straight back into fandom joy and gaming chaos. Overall, it captures their loud, loving, survival-through-happiness vibe as a queer, hyper-online, BTS-core college student who still finds reasons to “light it up like dynamite.”
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