Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Eclectic Musical Taste: He appreciates diverse genres, from heavy metal classics like “Black Sabbath” to britpop icons like “Liam Gallagher”.
- Passionate Sports Fan: He shows intense loyalty to Sport Club Internacional, celebrating players like “Rochet” and defending the club's youth academy.
- Humorous Perspective: He values “non-sense comedy” and frequently uses hyperbole to react to daily life and internet trends.
- Fitness Dedicated: He takes pride in his physical progress, sharing milestones like lifting “two 36kg dumbbells” on the incline bench press.
- Culturally Engaged: He keeps up with diverse media, praising the cinematography of “Daredevil” and various films.
Weaknesses:
- Impulsive Emotional Reactions: He tends to react with extreme sadness or anger to minor events, such as “posting stories with an Android”.
- Aggressive Rhetoric: He uses harsh language when frustrated, even suggesting a “firing squad” for people he disagrees with.
- Overly Pessimistic: He frequently posts about “tragedy” and despair regarding sports results or general news.
- Technological Frustration: He expresses deep annoyance with modern tools, claiming “AIs are a risk” and complaining about device limitations.
- Political Cynicism: He displays a low tolerance for various political groups, mocking “communist playboys” and local governance.
Your Simpsons character
Bart Simpson
Like Bart, @ublcxs possesses a rebellious, high-energy personality and a deep love for rock and metal music, frequently shouting lyrics such as “Faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaceeeeeeeeeee my eeeeeeyes” or “TWO MINUTES TO MIIIIIIIIDNIGHT”. They share a chaotic sense of humor and a fascination with “nonsense” as an art form, shown when they exclaim, “PUUUUUUUUUUTA QUE PARIU É A VOLTA DA COMÉDIA NON SENSE VAMOOOOOOOO”. Their athletic confidence and occasional mischief also mirror Bart, specifically when bragging about their strength: “Dois halter de 36kg no supino inclinado pqp tô FORTE”. Ultimately, their blend of intense fandom, pride in being a “soldier,” and a prankster-like digital presence makes them a perfect match for the spiky-haired troublemaker.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
Ubal exhibits Extroversion (E) through his constant, high-energy engagement with public trends, football fandom, and social commentary, often seeking interaction like when he jokes about “posting a shameful TikTok”. His Intuition (N) is evident in his appreciation for “non-sense as pure art” and his tendency to make abstract, prophetic jokes about “mysterious viruses”. He leans toward Feeling (F), as his posts are driven by strong emotional reactions, ranging from being “genuinely sad” for others to expressing deep nostalgia for “Black Sabbath festivals”. Finally, his Perceiving (P) trait shows in his spontaneous, meme-heavy posting style and his self-identification as a “reserve soldier” who reacts to events as they happen rather than following a rigid, planned narrative.
Some pickup lines for you
- Are you the 8th episode of Daredevil? Because you're absolutely sensational and honestly out of this world.
- Forget the reserve army—I’d much rather be drafted into a long-term alliance with you.
- I may not be an Android, but I promise my stories with you would never be a 'tristeza.'
- Is your name 'Ride the Lightning'? Because meeting you would be the best album in the history of my life.
- I promise I’m a much better catch than that 1,90m guy, and unlike Luis Suarez, I have no plans of leaving you after just one season.
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Reserve soldier and SC Internacional devotee. When I’m not lifting 36kg dumbbells, I’m debating 90s metal, classic rock, and why Android stories are a tragedy.– @ublcxs
Your signature cocktail
The Colorir Thunder
This drink captures the high-energy, heavy-metal spirit of a man who claims to love the “Melhor álbum da história do metal” and lives to “Ride The Lightning.” The red wine float honors his obsession with @scinternacional, while the bitters reflect the daily pain of “postar story com android.” It’s a strong, classic cocktail with a nonsensical twist, topped with a “Pinguin reborn” garnish to keep things weird. Finally, it's served alongside a coloring book, since he knows “os 3 livros mais vendidos do Brasil são livros de colorir.”
Your Hogwarts House
Gryffindor
Ubal exemplifies the Gryffindor spirit through his fierce, vocal loyalty to his passions and a penchant for bold, often impulsive declarations. He demonstrates classic Gryffindor bravery and a willingness to stand in the breach, notably stating he is “nas trincheiras pela volta de Alexandre Alemão” and showing readiness for duty by noting he is a “soldado da reserva” despite the risks of war. His personality is defined by high-energy outbursts and a lack of filter, seen in his enthusiastic reactions like “VAAAAAI SEEE FUDEEEEEEEERRRR” and his pride in physical prowess, boasting that he is “FORTE” after a workout. This combination of chivalrous defense of his team, SC Internacional, and a fiery, unfiltered temperament aligns him perfectly with the house of Godric Gryffindor.
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Your song
Ride the Lightning - Metallica
The user's identity is deeply rooted in heavy metal, explicitly naming this track in their bio and later declaring a Metallica record the “Melhor álbum da história do metal”. Their timeline is a high-energy mix of intense emotions and musical worship, frequently quoting lyrics such as “Faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaceeeeeeeeeee my eeeeeeyes” from Creeping Death. The song's themes of fate and power mirror their dramatic reactions to football and politics, like when they jokingly asked for “2 metros de corrente elétrica”. Ultimately, Ride the Lightning captures their unapologetic, loud, and slightly chaotic digital presence.
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