Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Passionate: Shows intense enthusiasm for interests like Sasuke, Yuji, and chemistry, e.g. “TO MALUCA EU AMO WUIMICA DEMAIS PODERIA FAZER TODOS OS EXERCICIOS DO MUNDO” and long rants defending characters like in “eu acabei de ver o video de uma menina pedindo para parar de comparar o sasuke com o megumi…”.
- Humorous: Uses sarcasm and exaggerated jokes, like “vao te doutrinar na faculdade publica” amor eu vou fazer curso de exatas quem vai doutrinar esse povo SOU EU and chaotic keyboard smash in “KQHKWHDWIUDKSHDMZBCWKDH817;2848@2QJDHLWFUWO ANSIOSA PRA AMANHA”.
- Emotionally-aware: Acknowledges complex feelings directly, like nostalgia and longing in “pensa em mim pensa em mim pensa em mim…” and vulnerability about the future in “sinto vontade de vomitar pensando no meu futuro”.
- Determined: Despite anxiety about grades and lists, insists on goals like “eu VOU ser engenheira química vcs vao ter que aceitar” and keeps planning options as in “ja sei qual vai ser minha segunda opcao”.
- Affectionate: Expresses care and attachment toward friends and favorite characters, e.g. “tenho quase certeza q eu vou ter muito mais contato c meu melhor amigo esse ano” and playful jealousy in “tirem a foto do yuji de perfil eu tenho CIUMES eu sou MALUCA eu vou DERRUBAR SUA CONTA”.
Weaknesses:
- Harsh-selftalk: Speaks very negatively about own performance, e.g. “uma vergonha eu de CONHECIMENTO n ter passado direto do terceiro pqp deixei meu lado energia ganhar e me fudi” and “mds tropinha to mal hein”.
- Future-anxiety: Shows strong fear about what’s ahead, like “sinto vontade de vomitar pensando no meu futuro” and “esse ano vai ser hard”.
- Aggressive-language: Often uses insults and hostile tone, e.g. “seus jumentos do caralho isso é fanart” and “vc é burro seu filho da puta”.
- Stress-reactive: Responds intensely to academic and selection pressure, as in “A NOTA DO ANO PASSADO NA 36ª CLASSIFICAÇÃO FOI 78,172 E EU C MEUS MEROS 47 TO MORTA” and “tropa ces n acha q ta mt cedo p me ESTRESSAR NAO PORRA”.
- Self-destructive-humor: Jokes about extreme pressure on self, like “eu nao preciso de videos fofinhos motivacionais. eu preciso que alguem segure uma arma apontada pra minha cabeca e no momento que eu pensar em olhar pro lado atirarem”, which suggests unhealthy motivational framing.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
They’re most like Lisa Simpson: intense, smart, anxious about the future, and driven by ideals. They obsess over studying and academic achievement, from stressing about UNESP and cutoffs (“A NOTA DO ANO PASSADO NA 36ª CLASSIFICAÇÃO FOI 78,172 E EU C MEUS MEROS 47 TO MORTA”) to confidently declaring a STEM path (“eu VOU ser engenheira química vcs vao ter que aceitar”) and even nerding out (“TO MALUCA EU AMO WUIMICA DEMAIS PODERIA FAZER TODOS OS EXERCICIOS DO MUNDO”). Like Lisa, they’re politically and ethically opinionated, e.g. criticizing debate on criminal law (“pqp 2026 e estao discutindo sobre diminuir a maioridade penal me poupe caralho n fode”) and reacting strongly to historical atrocities (“acho que nada foi mais assustador p minha eu de sla 8/9 anos doq descobrir sobre o mengele”). Underneath the sarcasm and dark humor—like the extreme, over-the-top "motivation" bit (“eu nao preciso de videos fofinhos motivacionais. eu preciso que alguem segure uma arma apontada pra minha cabeca…”)—there’s a very emotional, attachment-heavy inner life (“sdds de conversar com vc 😭😭”, “pensa em mim pensa em mim pensa em mim…”). Combine the academic pressure, social conscience, and intense fandom/creative side (anime, fanart, tarot, drawings of their own deck “meu primeiro baralho foi todo desenhadinho todo bonitinho”), and Lisa fits better than any other main Simpsons character.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They lean Introvert (I): their world revolves around inner feelings, fictional characters, and one‑on‑one bonds rather than large social scenes, e.g. missing a specific person in “sdds de conversar com vc 😭😭” and saying “vou voltar a dormir” instead of seeking people out. Their focus on possibilities, symbolism, and fandom headcanons suggests Intuition (N), like imagining alternative futures and ships in “tudo bem yuji eu deixo vc me trair c o megumi se vc quiser a gnt pode ate ser um trisal 😄” and abstract dread about life in “sinto vontade de vomitar pensando no meu futuro”. They are driven by values and emotions, not detached logic, which points to Feeling (F): they react passionately and protectively toward characters and moral stances in “pqp 2026 e estao discutindo sobre diminuir a maioridade penal me poupe caralho n fode” and “eu acabei de ver o video de uma menina pedindo para parar de comparar o sasuke com o megumi…”. The chaotic, last‑minute, self‑describing disorganization implies Perceiving (P), like forgetting her own plan in “esqueci do meu proprio combinado pqp”, reacting to results instead of planning in “A NOTA DO ANO PASSADO… E EU C MEUS MEROS 47 TO MORTA”, and the spontaneous tone of “esse ano vai ser hard”. Overall, the combination of intense inner emotional life, idealism about her future as “eu VOU ser engenheira química vcs vao ter que aceitar”, and creative immersion in fandom pairings aligns best with INFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- So you ‘closed your eyes a long time ago’ and your goals are in the dark… lucky for me I main Chemistry, I can be the reaction that releases enough energy to light up that future you’re scared to look at. 💥🧪
- You, freaking out about UNESP cutoffs and still saying “I WILL be a chemical engineer” is actually so hot?? If you can handle vestibular trauma and thermodynamics, I promise I’m easier to pass than a Redação 20 on the first try.
- You’re out here saving Sasuke gifs, arguing about Megumi power scaling, and threatening to destroy Konoha… I’m just saying, if you ever need a co-villain to burn the village and then cuddle while reading Yarichin and fanfic, I’m available.
- You said you don’t need motivational videos, just someone with a metaphorical gun to your head so you don’t get distracted—how about I stand there instead, no gun, just kissing you every time you stay focused and calling you minha engenheira química when you finish a list of exercises?
- You’re obsessed with Yuji, femdom, and making Naoya get wrecked by a woman with a strap… statistically speaking, I have a 99% compatibility rate with girls who love JJK, hate Naoya, and want someone to worship them like they worship their emo gf and their chemistry teacher.
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future chemical engineer who loves anime a little too much, does tarot on the side & once calculated reaction yields during a Naruto rewatch– @ucheroin
Your signature cocktail
Chemical Chaos Tropinha
This drink starts with black vodka and charcoal, echoing their bio’s darkness and tunnel-vision focus: “eu fechei meus olhos há muito tempo, meus objetivos estão na escuridão.” The spicy maracujá syrup represents their loud, chaotic stan energy and unhinged thirst tweets like “tudo bem yuji eu deixo vc me trair c o megumi se vc quiser a gnt pode ate ser um trisal 😄” and “nao quero namorar um homem que nao seja o yuji”. A sharp espresso shot channels their academic grind and obsession with química in “TO MALUCA EU AMO WUIMICA DEMAIS PODERIA FAZER TODOS OS EXERCICIOS DO MUNDO” and determination in “eu VOU ser engenheira química vcs vao ter que aceitar”. The glittery energy drink topper captures their hyper, caps-lock timeline chaos like “VOCES NAO SABEM COM QUEM TAO MEXENDO” and keyboard smash “KQHKWHDWIUDKSHDMZBCWKDH817;2848@2QJDHLWFUWO ANSIOSA PRA AMANHA”. Finally, a dash of bitters nods to their anxiety and dark humor about the future, as in “sinto vontade de vomitar pensando no meu futuro” and the extreme motivational joke “eu nao preciso de videos fofinhos motivacionais. eu preciso que alguem segure uma arma apontada pra minha cabeca…”, making the cocktail intense, slightly unhinged, but weirdly addictive—just like their timeline.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
They are intensely ambitious and future‑oriented, even when anxious: they say “eu VOU ser engenheira química vcs vao ter que aceitar” and obsess over cutoffs and classifications like “A NOTA DO ANO PASSADO NA 36ª CLASSIFICAÇÃO FOI 78,172 E EU C MEUS MEROS 47 TO MORTA”, which shows a competitive, results-focused mindset. Their tone is sharp, aggressive, and willing to confront others, as in “seus jumentos do caralho isso é fanart” and “vc é burro seu filho da puta”, fitting Slytherin’s blunt and combative edge. They also have a dark, almost villain-coded self-image: their bio (“eu fechei meus olhos há muito tempo, meus objetivos estão na escuridão”) and lines like “so queria ser o sasuke e destruir konoha” and “VOCES NAO SABEM COM QUEM TAO MEXENDO” show comfort with power fantasies and a ‘don’t mess with me’ aura. Even their joking threats and possessiveness — for example “tirem a foto do yuji de perfil eu tenho CIUMES eu sou MALUCA eu vou DERRUBAR SUA CONTA” — read more as territorial and controlling than as purely loyal or gentle. While they clearly work hard and care about studies (which might hint at Ravenclaw/Hufflepuff), the dominant traits are ambition, intensity, self‑assertion, and a taste for darkness, all strongly aligned with Slytherin.
Your movie
Your song
Teenagers - My Chemical Romance
A well‑suited song is Teenagers by My Chemical Romance, because it captures that mix of anger, anxiety, dark humor, and rebellion that shows up constantly in their timeline. They joke about destruction and violence in exaggerated ways, like wanting someone to keep them in line at gunpoint: “eu nao preciso de videos fofinhos motivacionais. eu preciso que alguem segure uma arma apontada pra minha cabeca…”, which mirrors the song’s intense, over-the-top teen angst energy. Their bio, “eu fechei meus olhos há muito tempo, meus objetivos estão na escuridão.”, and posts like “sinto vontade de vomitar pensando no meu futuro” reflect the same disillusionment and fear of growing up that the song talks about. At the same time, they’re passionate and dramatic about fandoms and relationships—whether screaming about Sasuke and Yuji or saying “esse ano vai ser hard”—which fits the song’s chaotic, noisy, rebellious teen vibe. Their blend of academic pressure (“eu VOU ser engenheira química vcs vao ter que aceitar”) and misanthropic humor about people and society lines up well with the song’s critique of how the world treats teenagers.
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