Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Self‑aware: Openly reflects on mental and physical state, e.g. calling herself 'немощной, одинокой и некрасивой' and analyzing her lifelong feelings in “Всегда ощущала себя немощной…”.
- Humorous: Uses jokes and wordplay even about difficulties, like singing a mock anthem to work in “Вчерашнее вечернее (поëтся бодрым тенором…)” or comparing cars to crocodiles in “Машины похожи на крокодилов…”.
- Empathetic: Shows concern for others and ethical stances, e.g. anti‑war stance in bio 'Нет войне в Украине' and thinking about women’s situation in Korea in “Ой, чел, да ты женщиной в Корее не был, завали”.
- Creative: Enjoys drawing and writing, regrets stopping, and gets excited about art supplies in “Трачу последние деньги на... карандаши… 72 цветных карандаша!” and old creative papers in “Показывала детям свои старые бумажки с творчеством”.
- Politically‑engaged: Regularly comments on politics and social issues, like criticizing propaganda and patriarchy in “Простите, ни дня без политики, времена нынче такие...” and hating 'стандартные патриархальные роли' in “Ненавижу стандартные патриархальные роли”.
Weaknesses:
- Low self‑esteem: Describes herself harshly in “Всегда ощущала себя немощной, одинокой и некрасивой” and notes that past relationships with ex‑husband 'подгадили' многое in “Мне кажется, мои последние отношения с БМ…”.
- Health‑strained: Frequent mentions of pain and many medications, e.g. 'Съела очередную кучку таблеток, потому что живот болит' in this tweet and psychiatric meds like Prozac in “они думают, что человеку, который пьёт прозак…”.
- Emotionally‑exhausted: Often reports fatigue from social interaction and life load, e.g. 'очень устала' after many interactions in “Вообще хотела бы гиперфиксацию словить. Но не могу… Я очень устала” and 'так наобщалась… что говорить сил никаких нет' in this tweet.
- Avoidant‑creative: Wants to create but lets other things block it, like saying 'хочу так же рисовать. Что мешает? Очередной 'уютный' детектив' in this tweet and regretting that she stopped drawing and writing in “Стало вдруг так жаль, что перестала рисовать и писать”.
- Financially‑stressed: Hints at money strain, e.g. 'Трачу последние деньги на... карандаши' in this tweet and reacting to prices with 'очень хочется дарить на новый год всем пачки риса и макарон' in this tweet.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
The account reads most like Lisa Simpson: introspective, bookish, politically aware, and a bit world-weary but still humorous. They openly express anti‑war and social concerns, both in the bio (“Нет войне в Украине”) and in tweets like “В деревне со всех сторон пускали фейерверки... Это какое то звуки войны. Не могу забыться ни в какой ситуации”, which fits Lisa’s constant awareness of global injustice. Like Lisa, they are self-deprecating yet reflective about their mental and physical health, for example “Всегда ощущала себя немощной, одинокой и некрасивой... болячки, каждый раз что то старое проходит,что то новое начинается” and “На меня недавно наехали в аптеке... Они думают, что человеку, который пьёт прозак, будет веселее от их недовольства”. Their love of creativity and books/art—“Стало вдруг так жаль, что перестала рисовать и писать” and “Крч это была книжка Бюро тёмных дел Оч рекомендую... И опять таки размышляешь об обществе, о политике...”—matches Lisa’s artistic, literary streak. The snarky, feminist, and politically sharp comments, such as “Ненавижу стандартные патриархальные роли. Мне неинтересно”, parallel Lisa’s frequent critiques of patriarchy and social norms. Overall, the mix of sensitivity, intelligence, moral concern, and dry humor lines up with Lisa far more than with the more chaotic or oblivious members of the Simpson family.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They lean clearly toward Introversion: they often mention exhaustion from socializing and a need to retreat, e.g. feeling worn out by social interactions and wanting to disappear into silence and nature, as in “Так наобщалась за эти праздники, что говорить сил никаких нет. Хочу забыться среди молчаливой травы”, and they describe themselves as lonely and inward-focused, even locating themselves “внутри своей головы” in their bio. Their style suggests Intuition (N): they constantly turn small details into metaphors or imaginative ideas, like comparing cars to crocodiles in “Машины похожи на крокодилов: запрудили всю улицу, того и гляди разинут длинную пасть” and musing that elven language could resemble rustling leaves in “их язык похож на шелест листьев?... И на всех человеческих языках они шепелявят!”. They are strongly Feeling (F)-oriented: decisions and opinions are grounded in values and empathy, e.g. their explicit anti‑war stance “Нет войне в Украине” in the bio and sensitive reaction to fireworks as “звуки войны” in “Мне подумалось, что этот свист, эти хлопки... Это какое то звуки войны”; they also talk openly about hurtful relationships and therapy, like in “Мне кажется, мои последние отношения с БМ мне много в чём подгадили. Но я всё ещё держусь”. Their lifestyle reads as Perceiving (P): they joke about doing things at the last moment and being disorganized, contrasted with their child’s early planning in “кто ж за целых пять дней до Нового года подарки собирает?! А как же ✨последний момент✨?!”, and they often describe themselves as tired, improvising, and struggling with routine rather than tightly structuring life. Overall, an INFP fit emerges: an introverted, imaginative, emotionally driven person with strong personal values, self‑ironic humor, and a somewhat spontaneous, unstructured day‑to‑day approach, evident across tweets about creativity, politics, mental health, and family.
Some pickup lines for you
- So… if you ‘grew up straight into a little old lady’ and still blow your last money on 72 colored pencils, does that mean if I date you I’m getting both a wise grandma soul and a chaotic art goblin in one person? Because that’s exactly my type.
- You said you stopped skating after your ex literally threw away the magazine with the moves — how about we fix that: I’ll bring a new guide, you bring your inner Mама-зомби, и на этот раз из дома выкинем только бывших, not your hobbies.
- You joked that in cozy English detectives everything is уютно, а у нас только ‘неуютные’ — may I apply to be your extremely cozy side character who always shows up with tea, cat memes, and zero патриархат in the plot?
- You walk to work crumpled, with dark circles, and suddenly guys start giving you their seats; I have a better idea: let’s skip the commute, I’ll make you coffee, we’ll watch that unexpectedly good drama with the ‘matryoshka maniac’, and compare notes on how badly they write women.
- You spend bonus points on public transport and then blow them in pharmacies, joke about your ЖКТ and panic when the routine breaks — I don’t promise to cure anything, but I can offer a stable prescription of: one (1) supportive feminist, daily doses of gallows humor, and as many quiet evenings among ‘молчаливая трава’ as you can handle.
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Office goblin with sketchbook & Prozac. Mom, fandom gremlin, anti-war Russian in exile-in-my-own-head. Once found a note: ‘buy sour cream, write MP’.– @Uerkaf
Your signature cocktail
Inside-My-Head Hyperfixation Highball
The base is soju with a splash of soda, because sometimes she’s just “pozorno p’yu sodzhu, podarennoe na NG” as in “Теперь позорно пью соджу, подаренное на НГ” – lightly fizzy and a bit reckless, but not too strong. Black tea cold brew stands for those long, overthinking walks and commutes, like when she trudges home through the snow in “А вот так меня понесло пешком домой😇 Немного... нецивилизованно, но в целом, если держаться за перила и не торопиться...” and for the “grown‑up tiredness” in “Я так понимаю, некоторым (например, мне) и терять особо нечего... выросла сразу в старушку😁”. Grapefruit syrup brings a sweet‑bitter hit, like her mix of cynicism and warmth in “А нет такого, что любящие и преданные женщины... такие же мужчины — это из разряда говорящих собачек” and her dark humor about work in “Отдел кадров требует служебки на каждый чих... А мы, видимо, отдел выпуска служебок.”. A drop of sea salt tincture echoes the constant background of anxiety and painkillers – “Съела очередную кучку таблеток, потому что живот болит. Надеюсь не травануться” and “На меня недавно наехали в аптеке... Они думают, что человеку, который пьёт прозак, будет веселее от их недовольства...” – adding a briny realism that keeps the drink from being too cozy. Finally, lavender bitters honor her fragile, creative core and longing to draw and write again, as in “Показывала детям свои старые бумажки с творчеством. Стало вдруг так жаль, что перестала рисовать и писать” and that little flash of joy when she splurges on “72 цветных карандаша! 😱 ... Обалдеть!”. This cocktail is light in alcohol but emotionally strong: comforting, slightly bitter, quietly political – a drink that, like её био “Вроде как присутствую. Нет войне в Украине”, stands softly but stubbornly in its own lane.
Your Hogwarts House
Ravenclaw
This user consistently shows a reflective, analytical mind and a love of ideas, which are core Ravenclaw traits. They repeatedly dissect books and media in detail, for example calling a detective novel “beautiful descriptions, tense action, very cute characters” but criticizing its “mothball patriarchy and continuous triggers” in “Detektiv deystvitel'no okazalsya po nashemu neuyutnym…”, showing both critical thinking and social analysis. They also engage thoughtfully with genre and structure, musing about how English cozy mysteries would look in their own context in “Prochitala uzhe mnogo uyutnykh detektivov kak by angliyskikh…” and reviewing other works like Kolдун с Неглинки in “A ya vam rasskazyvala, chto prochitala 'Kolduna s Neglinki'?”. Their mind naturally plays with language and intertextuality — they riff on rhyme and wordplay in “Segodnya s utrа 'Gory v brachnom ubore! Ya v vostorge!'” and immediately want to rhyme when describing their bad mood in “YA ochen' nedovol'na segodnya… Srazu zakhotelos' srifmovat' s chem nibud'”. Even their humor tends to be intellectual or niche (calling a joke “(Ochen' nishevaya shutka)” in “Igudesman i Dzhу sil'no izmenilis' za leto…”), which fits Ravenclaw’s taste for cleverness. While they show kindness and political courage, the dominant pattern is curiosity, critical evaluation, and playful engagement with text and ideas — a clear match for Ravenclaw.
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Your song
Creep - Radiohead
Creep fits them because so many of their tweets mix self-deprecating humor with a deep sense of not quite belonging. They describe themselves as having “grown up straight into an old lady,” feeling weak, lonely and unattractive: “Всегда ощущала себя немощной, одинокой и некрасивой. В общем, выросла сразу в старушку”, which mirrors the song’s theme of alienation and low self-worth. At the same time, they’re sharp, ironic, and observant about the world and politics, as in “Простите, ни дня без политики, времена нынче такие...” and the anti‑war stance in their bio, echoing the song’s wounded but defiant tone. Their exhaustion from social interaction and desire to withdraw—“Так наобщалась за эти праздники, что говорить сил никаких нет. Хочу забыться среди молчаливой травы”—also aligns with the song’s longing to escape and be “somewhere I belong.” Despite their humor and warmth toward kids and small joys like drawing and snow, there’s a constant undertone of feeling out of place, which Creep captures almost perfectly.
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