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This user comes off as sharp, opinionated, and morally driven, which lines up most closely with Lisa Simpson. They frequently call out behavior they see as unethical or creepy, like condemning people who defend sexualized child imagery in fiction: “nah, it really hasn't. liking photos of children, wether fiction or not it's illegal in most countries for a reason. freak.” and “i mean, yeah.. you can get arrested for it in countries for a reason stupid”, echoing Lisa’s strong sense of justice. They also argue for believing potential victims and holding alleged abusers accountable, e.g. “you should always believe the victim first. guilty until proven innocent.”, which fits Lisa’s activist side and her tendency to take difficult ethical stances even when it makes her unpopular. At the same time, they’re media-savvy and passionate about comics and movies, criticizing writing and fandom discourse like “i'm getting so mad at these comments why are people boiling this movie down to whether they get together in the end or not? missing the entire point of a GREAT movie”, much like Lisa’s thoughtful but sometimes exasperated engagement with pop culture. Their mix of moral seriousness, impatience with ignorance (“the way y'all niggas can't read is ridiculous”), and occasional snarky bite feels very much like an older, more online version of Lisa rather than the more chaotic energy of Bart or the obliviousness of Homer.

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Afro-Latino 17. Media and comics critic in training. Part-time ranter, full-time receipts collector. Once got blocked mid-debate and counted it as a win.– @UGOTAVYRUS

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This cocktail is loud and unapologetic, like someone who will happily say “man shut up” and “shut up bitch” when the timeline gets stupid. Spiced dark rum brings the strong, no-nonsense base that fits a person who says “if yall niggas are gonna say smth say it without blocking me so i can prove u wrong 💜”. Lime juice adds sharp acidity, echoing their habit of slicing through bad takes with “the way y'all niggas can't read is ridiculous”. Hibiscus syrup gives a bright, romantic color for the taken, slightly soft-center vibe of “ilmbf” in their bio and moments of empathy like “i think we should stop making fun of people simply because they are corny and let them be happy”. Grapefruit bitters represent the bitter edge of calling out creeps (“blah blah blah it's okay man we get it you got a cp file drive on ur computer shut up already”) and defending victims with “you should always believe the victim first. guilty until proven innocent.”. Finally, the chili-salt rim captures their chaotic, meme-heavy, comics-and-fandom energy, screaming PLEAAASEEEEEEE like “PLEAAASEEEEEEE” every time the timeline cooks someone who deserves it.

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This user reads as strongly Gryffindor because they are very quick to speak out bluntly and publicly whenever they see something they think is wrong or weird, showing impulsive courage more than quiet tact. They repeatedly confront people over heavy topics like alleged abuse and CP, e.g. calling someone out with “blah blah blah it's okay man we get it you got a cp file drive on ur computer shut up already” and insisting that “you should always believe the victim first. guilty until proven innocent.” in this tweet, which shows a moral, almost crusader-like stance. They also dive into messy discourse knowing it will get them "cooked," as shown when they say “getting cooked cause i said you should believe a possible victim instead of an alleged abuser 😭”, reflecting Gryffindor-style willingness to take hits for their beliefs. Even in lighter conversations, they respond with bold, emotional reactions like “FUCKCKCKCKCK #SupermanMovie” and “all i gotta say is what the fuck”, showing impulsivity and intensity. While they have moments of fairness and nuance (for example, pushing back on overreaching accusations in “what he said was dumb as shit and crazy but ion think we should be jumping hoops and calling people racist”), the dominant pattern is outspoken, confrontational, values-driven behavior, which aligns best with Gryffindor.

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A fitting song for @UGOTAVYRUS is “The Real Slim Shady” because of its unapologetic, confrontational tone and constant calling-out of people’s nonsense. They frequently clap back at others with blunt humor and irritation, like “the way y'all niggas can't read is ridiculous” and “boy go outside”, which mirrors the song’s mockery of absurd behavior. They also have a strong moral line, especially around boundaries and exploitation, as seen in “liking photos of children, wether fiction or not it's illegal in most countries for a reason. freak.” and “you're absolutely disgusting.”, similar to how Eminem aggressively calls out what he finds wrong or fake. At the same time, they show self-awareness and exasperation with discourse, like “LIKE????? 😭 this shit is getting ridiculous man”, which matches the chaotic, fed-up energy of the song. Overall, their mix of sharp critique, dark humor, and refusal to sugarcoat things lines up well with the persona and attitude embodied in The Real Slim Shady.

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