Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Humorous: Frequently turns frustrations into jokes, like mocking politics and bureaucracy in “a política que a receita federal adota nesse país é uma piada...” and “minha moto levou todo meu dinheiro e o Detran levou toda minha dignidade...”.
- Self-aware: Reflects on his own feelings and patterns, e.g. “Engraçado kkk alguns problemas finjo não saber da existência...” and “Emagreci demais... preciso de motivos sociais pra ser gostoso...”.
- Empathetic: Shows concern for others and social issues, like defending voters in the Northeast in “Dificultar a votação no nordeste é CRIME.” and mourning cultural figures in “Paulinha :''''''(”.
- Politically-engaged: Talks about elections and parties from personal experience, as in “participei intimamente de núcleos do PT, PL e vários outros...” and criticizes bolsonaristas in “Eu fico de cara com a capacidade de masoquismo dos bolsominions...”.
- Playfully-vulnerable: Shares insecurities with humor, like being called emo in “me chamaram de emo na faculdade hj, acabaro com meu dia 😪” and posting about trauma and emptiness in “mlk sou a pessoa mais traumatizada do mundo” and “Me sinto tão vazio ultimamente”.
Weaknesses:
- Emotional-instability: Often mentions feeling empty, paranoid, or increasingly ‘maluco’, as in “Me sinto tão vazio ultimamente” and “cada dia mais MALUCO da cabeça 🤡”.
- Overthinking: Describes exhausting mental spirals in “Queria conseguir não pensar em 30 possibilidades diferentes e mais 30 variações possíveis...”, making decisions feel burdensome.
- Avoidant: Openly admits to dodging problems instead of addressing them, as in “alguns problemas finjo não saber da existência... a maioria do tempo funciona...”.
- Self-deprecating: Frequently puts himself down in a harsh way, like “mlk sou a pessoa mais traumatizada do mundo” and “Me sinto tão paranóico ultimamente”.
- Impulsive-ranting: Tends to vent strongly with heavy language at institutions and situations, for example “vai se foder Detran” and the profanity-filled regret in “se eu pudesse volta no passado eu tinha tomado no cu do mesmo jeito...”.
Your Simpsons character
Bart Simpson
The user most closely matches Bart Simpson: irreverent, chaotic, but ultimately soft-hearted. Like Bart, they lean into mischief and self-deprecating humor, joking about hacked tweets like “algum viado conseguiu acessar meu tt e teve a brilhante ideia de postar um 'sou gay' vo ti pega ein 😰” and living alone while doing weird stuff around the house in “tô a 40 minutos andando pelado pela casa e imitando o Matheus Canella”. There’s a streak of rebelliousness and anti-authority frustration in rants about politics and bureaucracy, such as “a política que a receita federal adota nesse país é uma piada” and “vai se foder Detran”, which fits Bart’s attitude toward institutions. At the same time, they show reflective, even melancholic depth—similar to Bart’s occasional vulnerable episodes—in tweets like “Me sinto tão vazio ultimamente” and “Queria conseguir não pensar em 30 possibilities... Isso é mto cansativo.”. The mix of dark humor, emotional oversharing, and constant joking—“cada dia mais MALUCO da cabeça 🤡”—feels much closer to Bart’s chaotic-teen energy than to the steadier vibes of Homer, Marge, or Lisa.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
They come across as highly expressive, people-oriented, and energized by interaction, which fits Extraversion (E): they constantly tell stories about friends and social life like “Kwkkwkwkw eu e Felipe cantando racionais com voz de criança de anime e o moço do prédio apareceu perguntando se a gente quer entrar 😥”, “vou morar sozinho porraaaaaaaaa hahayyyyyy eutomaluco eutomaluco”, and frequently engage others with humor and self-deprecation. Their timeline shows strong Intuition (N): they often drift into abstract reflections about life and society, like “as vezes vc se pega atingindo metas e se sentindo realizado, e esse sentimento nunca é tão satisfatório quanto ele parecia... a vida as vezes é meio monótona. Ou um grande ciclo repetitivo que se confunde com labirinto.” and “o conceito de adolescência e principalmente adolescência tardia é todo estigmatizado... é meio triste. ACHO”. Their evaluations lean on personal values and empathy, showing Feeling (F) over pure logic: they react emotionally to politics and injustice, e.g. “Dificultar a votação no nordeste é CRIME.”, and frequently discuss emotional states like “Me sinto tão vazio ultimamente” and “mlk sou a pessoa mais traumatizada do mundo”. Finally, they appear spontaneous and flexible rather than structured, suggesting Perceiving (P): they joke about procrastination and chaotic life, like “Só de pensar em voltar pra academia...me bate um soninho.” and “Engraçado kkk alguns problemas finjo não saber da existência... porém sempre é mto estranho lembrar q eles ainda estão lá e que eu preciso fazer algo pra mudar isso”. Taken together—social, emotionally expressive, abstract, and spontaneous—the profile best matches ENFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- You said on 2025-07-29 that a Berserk + butterfly tattoo says a lot about modern society… so if I show up with a Brand of Sacrifice and some wings, does that say ‘let’s go get a drink and overthink life together?’
- On 2023-11-08 you were talking about late adolescence being stigmatized… I volunteer as tribute to be your emotionally aware, slightly chaotic partner in a very-tardio-but-very-cute coming‑of‑age romance.
- You tweeted on 2022-06-23 about thinking of ‘30 possibilities and 30 variations’ for everything—have you already calculated the odds of us kissing, or should we run that simulation together over a beer between 1 and 3 a.m. embreguez-reflexões?
- You said on 2024-05-22 that even going back in time you’d still screw up but fix a lot of things—what if one of those fixes is not letting the ‘emo from college’ (2023-10-26) walk past you without getting your number?
- In 2023-01-17 you were screaming about moving out alone, and in 2021-12-27 you walked around the house naked imitating Matheus Canella—honestly, that just sounds like an audition tape for ‘roommate/partner with trauma, good humor and a crush on you’.
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Long–haired Piauí native, part–time overthinker, full–time storyteller. Once got called emo by kids and just added it to the résumé.– @Uilzu4
Your signature cocktail
Coringando em Piauí Highball
This drink starts with cachaça infused with roasted coffee beans for the chaotic, sleep-deprived energy of someone who says they’re getting “cada dia mais MALUCO da cabeça 🤡” “cada dia mais MALUCO da cabeça 🤡” and officially announces they’re “Coringando oficialmente” “Coringando oficialmente”. Cashew juice nectar brings in a sweet, sunny Northeastern soul, a nod to being “made in Piauí... me segue ai bro, vamo seramigo.” Lime juice cuts through with acidic reality, like when life “nunca fica mais fácil ao vidinha ein” “Eh duro mas a vdd é que nunca fica mais fácil ao vidinha ein” and regrets over the past spill out in all caps “se eu pudesse volta no passado eu tinha tomado no cu do mesmo jeito mas eu ia arruma MTA coisa slc vai toma no c”. A dash of bitters embodies the mix of political ranting and existential tweets, from being “a pessoa mais traumatizada do mundo” “mlk sou a pessoa mais traumatizada do mundo” to getting revolted with politics and Receita Federal “a política que a receita federal adota nesse país é uma piada”. The smoked salt rim represents the slightly burnt, overcooked vibe of surviving heat and bureaucracy—“a iluminação significar um ambiente de 50° celsius Mei dia” “Isso até ser no nordeste e a iluminação significar um ambiente de 50° celsius Mei dia” and “Minha moto levou todo meu dinheiro e o Detran levou toda minha dignidade” “Minha moto levou todo meu dinheiro e o Detran levou toda minha dignidade vai se foder Detran”. Strong but still playful, it’s the kind of highball you’d drink while tweeting “vou morar sozinho porraaaaaaaaa hahayyyyyy eutomaluco eutomaluco” “vou morar sozinho porraaaaaaaaa hahayyyyyy eutomaluco eutomaluco” from a tiny apartment, half-laughing, half-spiraling.
Your Hogwarts House
Gryffindor
They show strong Gryffindor-style courage and righteous anger, especially in politics: they call out injustice against Northeastern voters in Brazil in “Dificultar a votação no nordeste é CRIME.” and mock bolsonaristas’ "masochism" in “A vai se fude meu irmão 🤙🏼”, which reflects moral boldness and a readiness to confront. There is also an impulsive, chaotic streak typical of Gryffindor energy, like celebrating moving out with “vou morar sozinho porraaaaaaaaa hahayyyyyy eutomaluco eutomaluco” and joking about wandering naked around the house in “tô a 40 minutos andando pelado pela casa”. They embrace emotional intensity and drama rather than hiding it, as seen in “mlk sou a pessoa mais traumatizada do mundo” and “cada dia mais MALUCO da cabeça 🤡”, suggesting someone who throws themselves into life rather than carefully managing their image. While there are moments of introspection and overthinking, such as “Queria conseguir não pensar em 30 possibilities… Isso é mto cansativo.”, these read more as an emotionally intense Gryffindor wrestling with their own mind than as a detached Ravenclaw or calculating Slytherin. Taken together—the outspoken convictions, impulsive life choices, and dramatic self-expression—fit Gryffindor better than any other house.
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Welcome to the Black Parade - My Chemical Romance
Their mix of dark humor, emotional introspection, and being called emo multiple times makes Welcome to the Black Parade a strong fit. They joke about their own mental state and trauma, saying things like “mlk sou a pessoa mais traumatizada do mundo” and “Me sinto tão vazio ultimamente”, which echoes the song’s themes of pain, resilience, and carrying on. The dramatic, slightly chaotic tone of tweets such as “cada dia mais MALUCO da cabeça 🤡” and “Eh duro mas a vdd é que nunca fica mais fácil ao vidinha ein” matches the song’s theatrical angst. Even being labeled emo by others, like “me chamaram de emo na faculdade hj, acabaro com meu dia 😪” and “Ontem umas crianças me chamaram de emo na rua 😥”, lines up perfectly with the emo anthem status of the track. At the same time, the way they keep joking, partying, and reflecting on life’s cycles, as in “Chega de depressão, Hj sairei desse poço e voltarei a me esforçar pra que meu dia seja proveitoso e minha noite divertida”, mirrors the song’s core message about pushing forward despite everything.
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