Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Affectionate: Expresses deep fondness for their partner's features, such as “i like his dimples a lot his voice is so cute”.
- Self-Reflective: Willing to admit when they have behaved poorly, stating “sorry that was like really weird i dont support rape i swar.”.
- Protective Brother: Shares interests with family and helps decorate, mentioning “putting my brother onto peak” and hanging his posters.
- Honest: Maintains transparency about embarrassing personal details, admitting “i have pissed myself multiple times on accident”.
- Enthusiastic: Shows high energy and excitement for positive events, like “IM GONNA CRY TEARS OF JOY I CANT DO THIS OMGG”.
Weaknesses:
- Low Self-Esteem: Repeatedly insults their own appearance, calling themselves a “fat fucking burger” and “ugky as hell”.
- Emotional Instability: Frequently mentions “imgoing yo kill msyelf” or “i need to die” over minor stressors.
- Aggressive Communication: Uses violent rhetoric and insults when frustrated, such as “IM GOING TO RAPE SOMETHING” or wishing “grandma fucking dies”.
- Jealousy: Reacts with extreme distress to their partner gaining social media followers, exclaiming “WHY IS THAT STUPID BITCH FOLLOWING HIM”.
- Racial Self-Hatred: Expresses resentment toward their heritage, stating “i actually hate my parents for mating together” and using racial slurs against themselves.
Your Simpsons character
Milhouse Van Houten
Ash reflects the insecure, emotionally volatile, and 'loser' energy often associated with Milhouse, particularly through a desperate need for validation and a self-deprecating nature seen in tweets like “i wonder what my bf sees in me like did he js get w/ me cuz he js wanted to not be single”. Like Milhouse, they often face social embarrassment and physical mishaps, lamenting, “i need my glasses i cant see.” and “my back hurts now”. They share a dramatic, obsessive streak regarding relationships, swinging from extreme devotion to feeling unwanted, similar to Milhouse’s pursuit of Lisa. Ultimately, the user's habit of oversharing TMI—such as admitting “i have pissed myself multiple times on accident i cant control it.”—perfectly mirrors the tragicomedy of The Simpsons’ most iconic sidekick.
Your MBTI personality Type
ISFP
@ukecutter exhibits Introversion (I) through a deep focus on internal emotions and awkwardness, noted when they say “being in a relationship where you guys are both awkward is NOT for the weak yo”. Their Sensing (S) trait is evident in their fixation on immediate physical discomfort and sensory details, such as when they complain “my back hurts now” or “my feet cold as hell”. They lead with Feeling (F), as their timeline is a volatile stream of raw, subjective emotions and self-valuation, exemplified by “i wonder why my bf likes me... i dont get it bro”. Finally, their Perceiving (P) nature shows in their disorganized and spontaneous lifestyle, seen in their struggle with school assignments and their admission that “i need to turn it off” only because their mother arrived, rather than following a set schedule.
Some pickup lines for you
- Are you the gaps in your mattress? Because I'd love to spend all night finding a way to close the distance between us.
- I may not be from Weezer, but I'd never 'Buddy Holly' away from you—I'd rather stay here and repost everything you love.
- Is your birthday on Valentine's Day? Because you’re the only gift I’d ever want to unwrap, even if it makes the day a little 'depressing' for everyone else.
- I promise I’m more 'nonchalant' than a Discord pfp, but I’d definitely lose my voice screaming for you if it meant getting a kiss on the cheek.
- I’d let you put up all your Radiohead and Demon Slayer posters in my room, as long as there's still a little space left for a picture of us.
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Your new Twitter bio
Trans-masculine student and musician. I enjoy Weezer, Radiohead, and collecting posters. Ask me about the time I accidentally broke my own keychain! 🎸✨– @ukecutter
Your signature cocktail
The Nonchalant Uke-tini
This drink captures Ash’s chaotic energy, blending the sweetness of a new relationship with the bitterness of adolescent angst. The salty tequila reflects their frequent declarations of hatred, like when they scream, “I HATE YOU ALLLL BUMS BUMS BUMS BUMMMMMSSSSSSSSSSUUHHHHHHH”, while the neon pink soda highlights their obsession with being a 'cute little uke.' The dark cherry liqueur represents their internal drama and the dark thought that “all roads lead to attachment”. Finally, a splash of bitters is added for their relationship woes, specifically when they feel “ugky as hell” or suspect their boyfriend might be a “homosexual” for finding them pretty. It's served cold, because as Ash claims, “im nonchalant dude the cold doesnt bother me”.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
Ash demonstrates a strong Slytherin tendency toward self-preservation and social exclusivity, frequently expressing a desire to be perceived as “nonchalant” to maintain a specific status. Their resourcefulness is often channeled into self-interest, such as when they admit to being “kind of a bully” because they believe their identity exempts them from social consequences. They exhibit a sharp, cunning edge when dealing with others, openly stating, “why can’t you guys be like my close friends... ur all annoying”, showing a clear preference for an inner circle over general kindness. Ultimately, their ambition is focused on personal aesthetics and social dominance, even if it manifests through volatile outbursts and a relentless focus on their own perceived image and relationships.
Your movie
Your song
Nihilist Blues - Bring Me The Horizon
The song's dark, frantic energy and themes of isolation perfectly mirror Ash’s volatile mental state and self-described 'yaoi world' aesthetic. Ash frequently expresses intense self-loathing and suicidal ideation, such as when they tweet, “i should just fucking die broooo” after feeling embarrassed in front of their boyfriend’s friends. Their obsession with their boyfriend is all-consuming and often spirals into paranoia, seen in tweets like, “all i can think about is my boyfriend... im just so attached to him”. The song’s focus on a chaotic internal world reflects Ash's struggles with family conflict, specifically regarding their grandmother, whom they wish death upon because “she fucking broke my shit dude”. Ultimately, the track captures the nonchalant yet deeply disturbed persona Ash maintains while navigating feelings of being “full of sorrow”.
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