Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Emotionally expressive: Openly shares feelings, from joy in “HOLY SHIT THE NEW MITSKI ALBUM IS SO GOOD” to frustration in “I HATE TWEETING ON PC SO MUCH WTFF”.
- Caring friend: Offers support to others, e.g. inviting an anon to DM for help in “anon you can dm me for help or if you want someone to talk to”.
- Creative fandom: Writes fic and engages deeply with fandoms, like starting a fic in “started a fic for the boy pussy mydei and mpreg tag” and enthusiastic character posts such as “Mydei that body of yours is absurd”.
- Humorous storytelling: Uses self-deprecating humor to narrate mishaps, like the SD card confusion in “i put my SD card in my sister's phone thinking it was the SIM card” and the cat poop incident in “she smeared shit on it dont talk to me.....”.
- Affectionate pet-owner: Shows strong attachment to their cat, defending it against their mom’s comment in “HOW ABOUT YOU DIE INSTEAD I HATE YOU WHO SAYS THAT”.
Weaknesses:
- Self-destructive thoughts: Frequently mentions suicidal ideation and worthlessness, like “I should kill myself asap” and “Fml nobody wants me fr i should just kill myself”.
- Unhealthy dieting: Engages in extreme restriction and fasting, e.g. “Im finally home from school i have a headache cuz im dry fasting help i didnt drink water or anything since yesterday” and tracks very low intake in “Broke my fast to eat some bullshit now i have 160 cals left....💀”.
- Negative self-image: Uses harsh language about their body, such as “Im such a fat fucking chud” and calling themselves “pathetic” when hungry in “I feel pathetic everytime im hungry”.
- Impulsive catastrophizing: Reacts to setbacks with extreme statements like “im so fucking upset i will kms” and “I have to go to a stupid dinner today and consume 1 million calories im ending it”.
- Self-harm urges: Expresses desire to physically harm themself, for example “Im really pissed and want to cut myself now ughhhh” and “I need to hurt myself in every way possible”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
The best fit is Lisa Simpson, because this user is intensely online, self-analytical, and emotionally volatile, much like Lisa when she’s overwhelmed by school, family, and her ideals. They constantly overthink and stress about performance and control, for example worrying about calories and punishment in “And i wonder why im fat lol i will go study and not sleep as punishment for myself” and “Trying to focus on my lectures while hungry got me tweaking”, which echoes Lisa’s perfectionism and self-criticism. There’s also political and moral frustration similar to Lisa’s activism, like “i was shit talking israel yesterday and today my samsung phone short circuited ???” and the visible empathy for their cat in “HOW ABOUT YOU DIE INSTEAD I HATE YOU WHO SAYS THAT”. Their frequent feelings of isolation and suicidal ideation, such as “I wonder if anybody will notice if i kill myself” and “Fml nobody wants me fr i should just kill myself”, mirror Lisa’s recurring arcs of loneliness and not feeling understood. At the same time, they are very fandom- and media-driven—gushing about games and characters in “Dottore's voice in chinese is so good im creaming omggg” and “HOLY SHIT THE NEW MITSKI ALBUM IS SO GOOD”—which matches Lisa’s tendency to dive deeply into her interests as both a coping mechanism and a source of identity.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They seem more introverted (I) than extroverted: most activities are solitary (gaming, fic-writing, drawing, studying), and social content is either online or anxiety‑tinged, like worrying about meeting a friend and the food aspect ("Should i ask my friend to go out with me on sunday?"). Their focus is largely on inner feelings, fandom fantasies, and personal meaning rather than practical details, pointing to intuition (N)—for instance, they dramatize experiences into emotional narratives like "I wonder if anybody will notice if i kill myself" and spin intense fictional worlds (mpreg fic, character obsession, etc.). They are strongly feeling (F): their decisions and self‑talk are emotionally charged and self‑evaluative, e.g. "Fml nobody wants me fr i should just kill myself" and "My cat hasn't been doing too well... HOW ABOUT YOU DIE INSTEAD I HATE YOU WHO SAYS THAT", showing values‑based reactions more than logical detachment. Their life appears chaotic, procrastination‑heavy, and reactive rather than structured, which suggests perceiving (P): they repeatedly complain about broken routines and tech mishaps ("I wanted to draw fr today so i open photoshop. I deleted the files of it by accident then i was like hm lets check csp. same thing.") and impulsive habits around food and fasting ("I binged but now i cant purge"). Overall, the combination of heavy inner emotional life, self‑destructive idealization (UGW, aestheticized suffering), creative fandom focus, and low external structure fits INFP better than other types.
Some pickup lines for you
- If you’re ‘Phainon of shedtwt yet barely starve or cut’, can I apply to be your official ‘provide snacks, stop you from dry fasting, and then watch Genshin 6.3 archon quest with you’ partner? I promise I’ll even pause when you get distracted by Dottore’s CN voice.
- You said feeling full is triggering, so I won’t call you the whole meal, but between your Mitski obsession, Bloodborne taste, and phaidei porn mourning, you’re at least a perfectly portioned 500-cal dinner in my calorie log.
- Your phone short‑circuited after shit‑talking Israel, your Photoshop files vanished when you wanted to draw, and you missed out on money from your chem teacher’s competition… statistically speaking, the universe owes you a win, so how about it pays up in the form of a date with me?
- You’re out here dry fasting through school, playing Genshin, downloading Togainu no Chi, and still thinking about electrochemistry homework and lectures—ngl, that’s hot in a very ‘tired but terrifyingly dedicated’ way. Let me be your reward snack after a study session; zero calories, maximum comfort.
- You carried your cat like a baby and got shit on, tangled your Hello Kitty accessories into one cursed ball, and still have the energy to giggle over phaidei and Mydei boypussy fics—honestly, I don’t want you to ‘kill yourself asap,’ I want you to let me untangle your jewelry while you infodump about Greedling and I bring you pineapple juice.
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18 • he/they • ENG/AR • survives on Mitski, Genshin, bad coffee & deleted art files. Once mistook an SD card for a SIM and it lives in my head rent-free.– @ukedeim0s
Your signature cocktail
Dry Fast Phainon Fizz
This cocktail starts with pineapple juice for their tiny, treasured snacks and soft comforts, inspired by their excitement about a simple treat: “I forgot i got pineapple juice yesterday i might have it as a snack todau while studying 🙏🙏”. The jolt of strong cold brew coffee mirrors their wired, sleep-deprived student grind and refusal to slow down, like when they say “Ok i lied today wasnt tiring at all i only watched 2 lectures but my ass hurts from sitting on my desk chair all day” and keep pushing through lectures and games. A delicate dash of rosewater captures their soft, artistic, and fannish side—the person who gets giddy over wigs and fanart: “I finally took my phainon wig out of its packaging today…” and “I forgot i put a mydei fanart as my lockscreen and when i turned on the pc i was absolutely mesmerized”. The sharp squeeze of lemon represents their dysphoria, mood swings, and self-directed bitterness, echoing lines like “I feel so dysphoric today that i cant handle changing out of my pjs...” and “Im such a fat fucking chud”. Finally, the black sugar rim with chili flakes embodies the dark humor and self-destructive edge of shed/edtwt, a sweet–spicy burn that nods to “I need to hurt myself in every way possible” and the dramatic fasting posts like “Im finally home from school i have a headache cuz im dry fasting help i didnt drink water or anything since yesterday”. This drink is light in body but intense in flavor—sweet, sharp, and a little dangerous, just like their timeline.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
They show strong self-preservation and strategic thinking, a core Slytherin trait. For example, they deliberately use their retainer as a tactic to control snacking, turning discomfort into a tool: “i decided to put on my retainer to stop myself from snacking but i didnt wear it in weeks IT FUCKING HURTS”. Their intense focus on goals and discipline around fasting also points to ambition and a willingness to endure pain for what they perceive as an advantage: “Im locking in from today trust” and “Hoping to go for more than 20 hours if my mom finds out i didnt eat she will lowkey kill me”. There’s also a streak of dark humor and edge, such as “Let's all kill ourselves ❤” and their gleeful engagement with morally grey or dark media, e.g. playing Degrees of Lewdity and gravitating toward characters like Dottore: “Dottore's voice in chinese is so good im creaming omggg”. While they do have moments of vulnerability and affection for friends and their cat, the overall pattern of calculated self‑control, goal fixation, and darkly self-protective mindset aligns most closely with Slytherin over the other houses.
Your movie
Your song
Nobody - Mitski
A well‑suited song for them is "Nobody" by Mitski, because it captures intense loneliness, self‑loathing, and the desire to disappear while still craving connection. They often talk about wanting to die or hurt themself, like in “I should kill myself asap”, “Let's all kill ourselves ❤”, and “Fml nobody wants me fr i should just kill myself”, which mirrors the song’s desperate plea for affection and escape. Their struggles with body image and eating, such as “Im edtwt's best ana” and “Feeling full is lowkey so triggering”, fit Mitski’s themes of self‑destruction and dissatisfaction with oneself. They also explicitly love Mitski, shown in “HOLY SHIT THE NEW MITSKI ALBUM IS SO GOOD”, which makes the emotional tone and aesthetic of "Nobody" feel even more aligned with their existing tastes and online persona.
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