Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Passionate fan: They constantly celebrate BL, from gushing over new reads like “Sleeping On Paper Boats vol.1 and wow just wow…” to calling specific titles their all‑time favorites such as “‘Penetrate Me With Your Eyes’ has become my all time fav…”.
- Emotionally expressive: They openly describe how stories affect them—getting “tummy ache” emotions in “they make me feel such intense emotions…” and feeling “reluctantly hopeful” in “such a powerful air of melancholy but still leaves you feeling reluctantly hopeful…”.
- Supportive reviewer: They give thoughtful mini‑reviews and recommendations, like detailed praise in “this is an absolute 10/10 read for me…” and encouraging others in “everyone go read The Scene of My Rumspringa !!!!!”.
- Community engaged: They interact with trends, quotes, and fandom jokes, exemplified by “# Not My Harada” and reacting to others’ announcements like “so many BL announcements from tokyopop woaw…”.
- Appreciative nuance: They notice complex themes and representation, e.g., describing Takatora and the Omegas as relatable “for my trans brothers” in “this story does very+” and valuing societal-pressure angst in “‘Sakanai Hana ni Mizuyari’ scratched that itch perfectly!”.
Weaknesses:
- Impulse buying: They jokingly frame their BL spending as an ‘addiction’ in “ten years since i was last able to order BL… (more like a few weeks)” and celebrate repeated hauls like “my futekiya haul is finally all here !!!!!”.
- Narrow focus: Their timeline and bio are almost entirely BL‑centric—“BL manga is my life” in their bio and posts like “i am too bl pilled today… my thoughts all consumed by bl…”—suggest limited variety of interests publicly shared.
- Intensity overload: They often describe extreme emotional reactions (crying, screaming) to media, such as “will pretty much always have me immediately tearing up…” and “yk the BL is getting intense when youre yelling at it like some dad…”, which could lead to emotional burnout.
- Self‑deprecating: They describe themselves with mildly negative joking labels, like “yaoi addiction is real and affecting people you may know” and calling themself “# fakefujo”, which may undermine their own enthusiasm.
- Expectation pressure: They build high expectations for new content—e.g., being “so excited” then disappointed in “such a disappointing feeling when you finally read something you’ve been so excited to…” and struggling to start new BL because thoughts are “still marinating” in “sometimes i wanna read some BL but my thoughts are still marinating on the last one…”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
They match Lisa Simpson: intensely passionate about their interests, articulate, and emotionally reflective. Their timeline is a mix of gushing analysis and sincere feelings about BL, like when they write about Sleeping On Paper Boats having “a powerful air of melancholy but still leaves you feeling reluctantly hopeful” “just finished reading Sleeping On Paper Boats vol.1 and wow just wow this manga has such a powerful air of melancholy but still leaves you feeling reluctantly hopeful for the characters”. Like Lisa with books and sax, they dive deep into media, turning everything into a little essay, as with “‘Penetrate Me With Your Eyes’ has become my all time fav model x photographer BL, the way the relationship develops beyond just muse and creative is mesmerising”. They’re also self-aware and a bit dramatic in a relatable way, e.g. “i’ve had a genuinely terrible past few days but getting to read about this beautiful family again made me so so happy my heart is full again”, which mirrors Lisa’s tendency to lean on her favorite media and ideals for comfort. Their clear moral/emotional engagement with stories—praising works that resonate with trans readers in “thoughts after reading Takatora and the Omegas: it’s really great story fantastically done, definitely very relatable and hits close to home for my trans brothers!”—also aligns with Lisa’s socially conscious, thoughtful nature.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They read heavily and seem to recharge through solitary, immersive hobbies like BL manga rather than frequent socializing, suggesting Introversion (I). Many tweets center on being emotionally absorbed in stories alone at home, such as “sometimes i wanna read some BL but my thoughts are still marinating on the last one i read so alas i cannot…”, and their convention tweets are more about merch and fandom joy than socializing, e.g. “the anime con was great fun!!!!” with focus on BL ita bags and goodies. They show a strong Intuitive (N) bent in how they talk about themes and concepts rather than just surface plot: they’re drawn to metaphor and mood like in “this manga has such a powerful air of melancholy but still leaves you feeling reluctantly hopeful for the characters” and in their poetic take on Fisherman x Lighthouse keeper BL: “he is literally his way home, his light in the dark, his glimmer of hope in the vast sea…”. Their posts focus on emotional and relational dynamics, clearly favoring Feeling (F) over detached analysis, like “i was instantly captivated by the beautiful artstyle but the story had me rooting for the MC’s with my all” and “reading hate me but let me stay is like injecting pure happiness and goodness and all sweetness straight into my brain”. Finally, they come across as Perceiving (P): they follow impulses, pick reads by mood, and openly admit to going with the flow of their obsessions rather than sticking to structured plans. They describe themselves as easily swayed and swept up in whatever BL has their attention, as in “i am too bl pilled today… my thoughts all consumed by bl…” and the way they struggle to choose what to read next: “genuinely having the hardest time picking which one i should read first… they’re all such top tier options”. This combination of introverted, imaginative, deeply feeling, and flexible behavior aligns best with INFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- You said 40s is the prime yaoi age, but personally I think the real prime is whatever age you are when someone looks at you the way Hazuki looks at his husband in Hate Me But Let Me Stay… so, mind if I audition for that role?
- You keep talking about smaller tops getting flung around when they piss you off, but with how hard I’m falling for your BL taste, I’m pretty sure I’d let you throw me straight into your futekiya haul and call it romance.
- Your heart belongs to homoerotic vampirism, fisherman x lighthouse keepers, and tsundere puppy ukes whose tails give them away… if we ever dated, I feel like I’d just be wagging my metaphorical tail every time you came online.
- You said The Summer Hikaru Died anime was one of the most visually creative things you’ve ever seen—if I told you I want to be to you what Hikaru is to Yoshiki (minus the eldritch horror), would that be enough to get a spot in your BL ita bag?
- You called ‘Penetrate Me With Your Eyes’ your all-time favorite model x photographer BL… so how about this: you bring the eccentric photographer energy, I’ll pretend to be the arrogant younger model, and we’ll see if we can develop something even better than a volume 3 cliffhanger.
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Your new Twitter bio
Office hours: 9–5, BL brainrot: 24/7. Once mistook a new manga haul for a personality upgrade and never recovered. 20+ | mostly screaming about uke lore.– @ukelover2000
Your signature cocktail
Possessive Uke on the Rocks
Lychee liqueur is the soft, romantic core of this drink, echoing how BL is literally their whole world: “BL manga is my life (〃ω〃)”. Bright yuzu juice brings a sharp, angsty kick, inspired by their love of stories where societal pressure hurts but love persists, like “i was looking for an angsty BL where the problem wasn’t lack of love but the pressure of societal expectations and ‘Sakanai Hana ni Mizuyari’ scratched that itch perfectly!”. Sparkling sake captures their bubbly, excited energy when new volumes arrive or updates drop, such as “my volume 3 of Ask and You Will Receive arrived and i’m stuck at WORK” and “what a day to be alive !!!!!!!!!!”. Rose syrup adds a tender sweetness for the way they melt over wholesome families and devoted partners, like “reading hate me but let me stay is like injecting pure happiness and goodness and all sweetness straight into my brain”. Finally, a dash of chili tincture nods to their unabashed appreciation for slutty sock garters, possessive ukes, and morally dubious chaos, as seen in “those slutty little sock garters get me everytime 😮💨😮💨” and “i gotta say sometimes i really do enjoy trashy, messy, codependent BL with morally dubious MCs”.
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
This user’s timeline revolves around sustained, wholehearted devotion to BL, which strongly signals Hufflepuff-style loyalty and dedication. They frame BL manga as a core part of their life in their bio, and you see that steady affection in tweets like “BL manga is my life (〃ω〃)” and the way they describe reading Hate Me But Let Me Stay as “like injecting pure happiness and goodness and all sweetness straight into my brain” in this tweet. Their patience and reliability as a fan show in how they follow long-running stories and wait for updates or volumes — e.g., agonizing over a three‑month cliffhanger gap in “the cliffhanger at the end of Dysfunctional Family Theory… they can’t do this to me!!!!! i can’t wait three months to see what happens 😭😭😭😭😭😭” but sticking with it anyway. They also express gentle warmth and care toward characters and creators, like “got all caught up on Can’t Think Straight it’s SO GOOD… i can’t wait for dec 25, not for christmas but season 4 update ☺️” and “i’ve had a genuinely terrible past few days but getting to read about this beautiful family again made me so so happy my heart is full again ☺️💘💘💘”, which reads less as clout-chasing and more as genuine emotional investment. Even their excitement over merch and hauls, like “my futekiya haul is finally all here !!!!! almost cried real tears seeing all these titles finally in my hands…”, comes across as earnest, almost homey joy rather than status-seeking. Overall, the through-line is steadfastness, emotional warmth, and simple but intense love for their niche—classic Hufflepuff traits rather than the ambition of Slytherin, the bravado of Gryffindor, or the cerebral detachment of Ravenclaw.
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Your song
Boyfriend - Big Time Rush
A well-known song that fits them is “Boyfriend” by Big Time Rush, because their whole online vibe is delight in romance, pining, and boyfriends who are "so whipped" and devoted. They constantly gush over BL relationships and devoted partners, like when they say “he is WHIPPED for that younger boyfie!!!!!!!!” and “i love me a begrudgingly smitten older man…”. The song’s lyrics about wanting to be the perfect boyfriend match their love for earnest, down-bad characters, as seen when they praise “lowkey homophobic straight guy to completely whipped, astronomically down bad, shout their love from the rooftops seme”. They also adore soft, devoted family men, like in Hate Me But Let Me Stay, saying “reading hate me but let me stay is like injecting pure happiness and goodness and all sweetness straight into my brain”, which ties into the song’s romantic, reassuring tone. Overall, “Boyfriend” captures their ideal of affectionate, slightly dramatic but very genuine love stories that they celebrate across their timeline.
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